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The Chimney
Sumiaki
post Dec 27 2004, 01:16 AM
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I was standing in line for some last minute christmas shopping and I couldn't help but listen in to what a little girl said to her mother. "Mommy, how is Santa going to give me presents. We don't have a chimney for him." The mother replied "He has a special key that works for all houses with out chimneys." I just wanted to know how many people have chimneys. If not, have you ever asked your parents how santa would deliver your gifts? What did they say?

I never believed in Santa because my older brother ruined it for me at a young age. But my parents still thought I believed. I asked them and they said that santa would come down the exhaust from the stove. laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 01:17 AM
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I never had a chimney.. usually Santa just bursts into the house and starts hohohoing. happy.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 01:18 AM
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hahah my brothers friend told their little sister that he can travel through doors, because they didnt have a chimney. and their mom left out a cup of water for rudolf to drink outside, and the next morning she put red food coloring in it. [cause you know rudolf has a red nose]
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 01:19 AM
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yeah i have a chimney...we never use the fireplace though. and our chimney isnt very big i dont think...
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 01:20 AM
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i have a chimney. but back when i lived in hawaii we didnt. andi asked my mom how santa gets in and she said he would climb the palm tree or something and go through the a/c thingy
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 01:23 AM
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I have TWO chimneys! =O We lock both of them so no red fat guy will come out at night! He tries every year! It's really creepy!
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 01:32 AM
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I don't know... I didn't really believe in Santa Claus from the beginning...
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 02:19 AM
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Yea, my sister and my friends made me stop believing in santa since they said there was no proof... Bleh.. ermm.gif

But you know, I do want to believe in santa, but I can't seem to get past the whole "seeing is believing" ordeal. I have to see to believe, even though I shouldn't because we don't always have to see things to truly believe them.

Anyway, yea I have a chimney. NO, we've never used it. I've lived in this house for 3 years now, and nope, we haven't used the chimney. My old house had a chimney. We never used it and I lived in that house for like... 5.5 years! (2nd to 8th grade). And my house before that had Chimney.. we never used it though. It was never cold enough to be put to good use.. whistling.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 02:26 AM
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But.. but.. I don't have a chimney. cry.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 02:45 AM
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in the house im in there is a chimney but not in my real house which is an apartment.
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 04:28 AM
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I was always told it was santa's fault for not getting any presents....that ass always seems to lose them and gives my mom crack instead.
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 06:57 AM
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i have one! but we dont use it at all LOL. we blocked it by putting stuff in it lOL
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 07:11 AM
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i dont have one,besides i dont believe in santa rolleyes.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 09:04 AM
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I've never lived in a house with a chimney. I always believed that he'd just walk right straight through the front door, leave the presents, eat the cookies, drink the milk, then leave.
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 09:26 AM
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i dont have a chimney... lol oh well.. i never believed in santa anyways.. ever since i was little my brother would tell me that the big fat jolly man is fake..
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 10:00 AM
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yeah, ive always had a chimney, but my sisters always ask what people without them do.
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 10:10 AM
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my mom always told me, "dnt like b those other children airii. theres no such thing as santa, its just parents pretending to b santa, dnt b fooled" so i always knew that santa was a piece of bullshit haha
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 11:50 AM
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HAHA oh the chimney question!!

We never had a chimney growing up so my mom told my sister and I that he parks his sleigh in the driveway and he can go invisible and walk right thru the front door.

I hope I come up with a good story for my kiddies!
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 12:08 PM
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don't have a chimney.
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 12:09 PM
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post Dec 27 2004, 12:16 PM
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post Dec 27 2004, 12:44 PM
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loll got a chimney that doesnt work or whatever. too bad your brother ruined it for you early! i believed in santa..when i was a litto kindergartner. till third grade? ohgeez im ranting.
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 02:55 PM
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santa turns into sand and trickles into your house throught he keyhole. huh.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 02:56 PM
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ya i didn't believe in santa really young.... I don't remeber ever believing in him...kind of upsetting actually.

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post Dec 27 2004, 03:55 PM
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i don't have a chimney- my parents said that he would come through the windows...
 
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