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 Dec 20 2004, 09:54 PM
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POWAPOSTA  Group: Member Posts: 3,169 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,725  |
you know you're from ohio if...
# You've never met any celebrities. # Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. # "Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to King's Island. # You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular. # You measure distance in minutes. # Down south to you means Kentucky. # You know several people who have hit a deer. # Your school classes were cancelled because of cold. # Your school classes were canceled because of heat. # You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way. # You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. # You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better." # You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. # Stores don't have bags; they have sacks. # You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. # You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year. # You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with." # All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain. # You install security locks on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. # You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows. # You carry jumper cables in your car. # You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is. # You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup. # You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. # Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. # You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. # You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie. # The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports. # You think that deer season is a national holiday. # You know which leaves make good toilet paper. # You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly". # You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction. # You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones. # You know if another Ohioian is from southern, middle or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouth. # You can spell words like Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas. # You know that Serpent Mound was not made by snakes. # You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Ohio friends. This post has been edited by airam: Dec 20 2004, 09:59 PM |
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Dec 26 2004, 06:22 AM
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ha ha ha lmao
I'm from ohio, but I'm from cleveland so most of the redneck ohio ones don't really apply, but my family owns two houses in Tuscarawas. lol it made me laugh because we had a lesson on how to spell Cuyahoga Just remember Buy A Hog A don't ask, guess you had to be there |
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Dec 26 2004, 06:35 AM
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im in australia
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Dec 26 2004, 10:39 AM
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QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Dec 26 2004, 6:35 AM) im in australia Then, see, this obviously does not apply nor concern here, so need for you post, nor do we care where you live. |
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Dec 26 2004, 08:07 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Dec 26 2004, 10:39 AM) Then, see, this obviously does not apply nor concern here, so need for you post, nor do we care where you live. Dude...i've seen like u post twice and both times u;ve been puttin down the peeps...u remind me of someone who i cal w/ a word that starts w/ f... |
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Dec 26 2004, 09:38 PM
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I live in Ohio?
Not uh.. I live on the east coast ... |
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Dec 26 2004, 09:52 PM
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QUOTE(JC4P @ Dec 26 2004, 8:07 PM) Dude...i've seen like u post twice and both times u;ve been puttin down the peeps...u remind me of someone who i cal w/ a word that starts w/ f... I'm afraid I do not know what that word is. Care to tell me? Possibly, female? |
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Dec 26 2004, 09:58 PM
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haha I live in MI
and some of them fit in Michigan neighboR! |
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Dec 26 2004, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Dec 26 2004, 7:52 PM) I'm afraid I do not know what that word is. Care to tell me? Possibly, female? You are most amusing. |
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Dec 26 2004, 11:45 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Dec 26 2004, 9:52 PM) I'm afraid I do not know what that word is. Care to tell me? Possibly, female? you're a futon. |
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Dec 26 2004, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE(Azarel @ Dec 26 2004, 10:00 PM) You are most amusing. Do I smell sarcasm? |
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Dec 27 2004, 12:18 AM
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d O r k Group: Member Posts: 154 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,505 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Dec 26 2004, 11:49 PM) Do I smell sarcasm? You always do. |
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Dec 27 2004, 08:23 PM
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QUOTE(shattered_glass @ Dec 27 2004, 12:18 AM) You always do. Uh, no? |
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Dec 27 2004, 08:30 PM
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 BIOTCH!!!! Group: Member Posts: 121 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,655 |
hes not a futon...hes an ass
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Dec 27 2004, 08:42 PM
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QUOTE(*ilalaloveyou<3* @ Dec 27 2004, 8:30 PM) hes not a futon...hes an ass Ass doesn't start with F, you ass. |
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Dec 28 2004, 04:38 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
WoW thoese r weird but im not from ohio and they dont rilly fit me but stil funnny
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Dec 28 2004, 04:44 AM
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what's love anyways.? Group: Member Posts: 297 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,198 |
most of those didn't make sense.....
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