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lovescream
post Dec 18 2004, 12:55 AM
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define our lives for us.
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this is a joke.
It's not really chinese, because I am chinese tongue.gif

LOL i started laughing so hard when I read this...


Learn chinese in 5 minutes! Read to the end from Waebsters.(and read them out loud

1. That's not right............................................. .........Sum Ting Wong

2.Are you harboring a fugitive?.............................Hu Yu Hai Ding?

3.See me ASAP.............................................. ............Kum Hia Nao

4.Stupid man............................................... ................Dum Gai

5.Small horse............................................. .................Tai Ni Po Ni

6.Did you go to the beach?......................................Wai Yu So Tan?

7.I bumped into a coffee table..................................Ai Bang Mai Ni

8.I think you need a face lift.......................................Chin Tu Fat

9.It's very dark in here.............................................. ...Wao So Dim

10.I thought you were on a diet................................Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11.This is a tow away zone........................................No Pah King

12.Our meeting is scheduled for next week..........Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13.Staying out of sight............................................. ...Lai Ying Lo

14.He's cleaning his automobile..............................Wa Shing Ka

15.Your body odor is offensive.........................Yu Stin Ki Pu

16.Great..............................Fa King Su Pah
 
sweetxsimplicity
post Dec 18 2004, 01:05 AM
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hi, my name is brianna! =]
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This has been posted a million times on this board. mellow.gif
 
i ami_am
post Dec 18 2004, 01:13 AM
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RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN
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eh, not funny =(
 
lovescream
post Dec 18 2004, 01:26 AM
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QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Dec 18 2004, 1:05 AM)
This has been posted a million times on this board. mellow.gif

it has?
I haven't seen, honestly.
 
the_crox
post Dec 18 2004, 05:55 AM
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she doesn't even know
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i've seen it a while ago... but it still cracked me up hehe.gif
 
xbr0kensmil3
post Dec 18 2004, 11:57 AM
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whatever d00de
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i've seen this before but not here. it's kinda funny
 
angel-roh
post Dec 18 2004, 12:34 PM
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there was a topic about this already but it's still funny on the "tiny pony" part LOL
 
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post Dec 18 2004, 04:29 PM
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stubborn.gif its not funny wen u seen dis posted up like 10 times already......... post before u noe for sure it hasnt... grr mad.gif boxing.gif devil.gif hammer.gif
 
lovescream
post Dec 18 2004, 06:24 PM
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^
Honestly, I havent.
I just found it for the first time on this xanga
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HikaruTakekawa
post Dec 18 2004, 08:25 PM
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laugh.gif ha. funny
 
lovescream
post Dec 18 2004, 09:49 PM
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You're cute : Fa king seh see

^ my friend made that up.. just thought i'd add it because i thought it was effing hilarious.
 
sm0kinm0nky
post Dec 18 2004, 09:54 PM
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yeah i saw this already
 
bAbEhBoO
post Dec 18 2004, 10:07 PM
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You're stupid: Yu soe fa king we tod ded...

^ I made that up.. =]
 
sharerol
post Dec 19 2004, 02:23 PM
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that heaven is overrated
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Lol, I think I've seen topics like this before, but I never bothered to look at them. They are kinda funny though.
 
HelloSunshine
post Dec 20 2004, 06:30 AM
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there's a gazilion topics on this >.<
 
heyyfrankie
post Dec 20 2004, 10:48 AM
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This bitch better work!
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QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Dec 18 2004, 1:05 AM)
This has been posted a million times on this board. mellow.gif

yeah, but it is amusing. laugh.gif
 
iheartsimba
post Dec 20 2004, 10:57 AM
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ahhahahahaha
 
dani41790
post Dec 22 2004, 05:27 AM
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wow this is like the 5th time this has been posted O_o. kinda not funny anymore
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 02:25 PM
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QUOTE(dani41790 @ Dec 22 2004, 2:27 AM)
wow this is like the 5th time this has been posted O_o. kinda not funny anymore

its never been funny for me.

im chinese, but i dont find this offensive, i find this cu-ckoo.
 
Xerohedra
post Dec 22 2004, 03:00 PM
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DUCKY!!!
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I've seen stuff like this. Hillarious.
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 08:33 PM
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HAHAHAHA! i actually thought i was learning chinese untill #5...
 
D1SMANTLED
post Dec 22 2004, 09:29 PM
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mosh.
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LMFAO!!! laugh.gif
 
tootsie_kiddo
post Dec 23 2004, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Dec 18 2004, 3:05 PM)
This has been posted a million times on this board. mellow.gif

yea same here. but are these translations real?
 
sweetxsimplicity
post Dec 28 2004, 12:24 AM
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hi, my name is brianna! =]
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QUOTE(D1SMANTLED @ Dec 22 2004, 6:29 PM)
LMFAO!!! laugh.gif

Please do not spam! wink.gif
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 01:38 AM
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boo
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wooo! funnay!
 
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