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| *Weird addiction* |
 Dec 19 2004, 10:29 AM
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Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!" |
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Weird addiction Little Jonny Dec 19 2004, 10:29 AM
Shortiiex lol Dec 19 2004, 10:46 AM scandoangel i love little johnny jokes! theyre soooo funny Dec 19 2004, 11:51 AM xtremeliquid Heh I get that. Dec 19 2004, 01:52 PM sharerol Lmao....It was somewhat entertaining, I guess... Dec 19 2004, 02:25 PM pnai4eva hehe, little johnny jokes are funny Dec 19 2004, 02:46 PM electric shock i sort of dont get it.. Dec 19 2004, 03:31 PM the_crox that was stupid.... Dec 20 2004, 04:31 AM xSWEETxCANDiix lmao that's funny xD i love little johnny joke... Dec 20 2004, 06:21 AM LiLaZnGirL122 hahhaha naughty naughty mom!!! lol Dec 28 2004, 05:22 AM goofipinay LMAO! ..haha
hmm...how do u not get it... Dec 28 2004, 11:31 AM sheepy haaha Dec 28 2004, 06:11 PM SystemDamaged Oh crap, that was dirty. Funny, but dirty, haha. Dec 29 2004, 11:07 AM tofuburger poor dad... Dec 31 2004, 01:25 AM
xbr0kensmil3 lmao Dec 31 2004, 11:45 AM  |
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