If you were a hobo... |
 Nov 13 2004, 05:39 PM
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 I can rot your brain ;]  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,160 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,261  |
Okay, this is a stupid asls [minus the 'l'] question.
:] Let's say you were a hobo and you were in a desperate need for cash. Only things you have are worn out clothes, an old sneaker, piece of cardboard box, and an old sharpie that you've sniffed all of what's left to sniff. What message would you write on this cardboard box to make it so people can feel sorry for you to give you money? EDIT// Or just come up with something creative. I'll post one later because I'm having multiple brain farts at the moment. |
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Nov 13 2004, 11:47 PM
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"i wont give you aids, unless you dont give"
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Nov 13 2004, 11:56 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
"If you give me money, I'll let you sniff my sharpie. Have a nice day."
or "Give me money for alcohol, drugs, and a hooker (hey, at least I'm not bullsh*tting you)." ^That's so old, but still makes me laugh. |
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Nov 14 2004, 12:01 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 59,387 |
IM A POOR DUDE, ONLY A SHARPIE, AN OLD SNEAKER, AND A CARDBOARD BOX, PLZ DONATE MONEY FOR ME!! Lowest $1000000000000000000000
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Nov 14 2004, 04:03 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 352 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,729 |
Have a heart for someone desperate and in need of a simple act of kindness, have a heart.
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Nov 14 2004, 04:17 AM
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 "I'm bringing nasty back!" - JACKnasty Group: Member Posts: 450 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 59,457 |
"I don't smoke. I don't drink. Please help"
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Nov 14 2004, 12:46 PM
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 rawr. Group: Member Posts: 326 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,364 |
i will eat you if you don't give me your spare change. dont look at me like that. i know what you're thinking.
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Dec 12 2004, 02:51 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 167 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,098 |
QUOTE i'll eff your for some cash.. oh what, i don't look effable? take me to your house, bathe me, clothe me, eff me, pay me damn you always crak me up anyways i would say "b1tch you get over here right now and give me the fuk money. what? i can't here motherfuk" lol jk heres the real one: "God bless you, please provide me some shelter, clothes, blah & blah, and i will love you forever." |
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Dec 12 2004, 03:17 AM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
i'd live back in the Hoover day's because everyone was a hobo too.. and i'd live in a hooverville.
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Dec 12 2004, 03:18 AM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
"i know you love me so just do it"
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Dec 12 2004, 07:13 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,137 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,193 |
hobo's make me sad
 ill probably end up being one of those people who gives 100 bucks to someone holding up one of those signs  if i ever had 100 bucksi dunno what i would write
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Dec 12 2004, 07:27 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
QUOTE(juliar @ Nov 13 2004, 3:41 PM) "I know you don't trust me, but please donate to me anyway." i so agree with julia. i would write the same thing and also add some little happy angels, and a cross???? hehe^^;; |
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