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The dirty grandma joke, ROFL, sick but funny
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post Nov 26 2004, 11:38 AM
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There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.

The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".

"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".

"How did you know?" the boy asked.

Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
 
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post Nov 26 2004, 12:31 PM
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i dont get what putting her hands down his pants has to do with anything
 
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post Nov 26 2004, 02:30 PM
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i dont get why she put her hands in his pants either. . . is it like to fool us thining by playing with a guy's testicles you can tell how old he is? _dry.gif
 
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post Nov 26 2004, 02:34 PM
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umm eew and haha
 
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post Nov 26 2004, 03:07 PM
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eww lol....and the grandma put her hands down the boy's pants because she's a perve lol...kinda like the micheal jackson thing....lol
 
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ive hearda different version of this... its was funnier
 
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post Nov 26 2004, 07:58 PM
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That is one horny grandma.
 
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post Nov 26 2004, 08:12 PM
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LOL AND EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW XD
omgosh the grandma is sooooooo ugh
 
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post Nov 28 2004, 12:32 AM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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LOL
 
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post Nov 28 2004, 04:43 PM
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^agree
 
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post Nov 29 2004, 05:37 AM
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groosssss pinch.gif and also very scary. lol
 
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post Nov 30 2004, 12:07 AM
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Umm..ew.
 
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post Nov 30 2004, 01:55 AM
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QUOTE(miss barnes @ Nov 27 2004, 3:31 AM)
i dont get what putting her hands down his pants has to do with anything

yea..
i dont get why she put her hands in his pants mellow.gif
 
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what a sick sick lil granny...
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 06:44 PM
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CHILD MOLESTOR!!!!!!!!!
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 06:51 PM
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D: Hentai Obaasan! (Pervert Grandma)
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 10:40 PM
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eww, that's disgusting. pinch.gif
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 04:05 PM
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thats sick...my god...ew.
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 04:25 PM
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hahahaha!
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 12:52 PM
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uh? hahaha i don't get it! I'm confuZZled. Lol. what's with confuzzled man...
 
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QUOTE(MyChemicalRomance. @ Nov 29 2004, 5:37 AM)
groosssss pinch.gif and also very scary. lol

yup
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 06:14 PM
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that is gross. that is one perverted grandma. i feel sorry for that kid. ew.
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 08:01 PM
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i don't get it.. therefore this is not humorous
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 08:22 PM
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lmao. i get it.
 
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post Dec 10 2004, 01:46 AM
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QUOTE(miss barnes @ Nov 26 2004, 10:31 AM)
i dont get what putting her hands down his pants has to do with anything

it just means that the grandma wanted to feel on the boy because she was sick and perverted, get it? that is supposed to be the funny part of the joke, that she felt him for no reason except she wanted to
 
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