what do you say.., when people ask you.. Options

[chellibabe124]

i know this sounds rather odd..

but what do you say when someone asks you if you "masterbate"..

cuz people at my school are immature and always ask you it. so if you say "no" they say "you dont? why not?" and if you say "yes" they are like "ewwww"...

so what do you say?

[kellyannie]

say its none of your business

[*tweeak*]

no one has ever asked me that, and i highly doubt that anyone [offline] intends to

[wayne]

person: "so.. do you masturbate?"

me: "stfu..."

[*krnxswat*]

Person: Hey, do you masturbate?
Chellibabe124: Gimme a sec! Let me go make a thread about it on cB and see what they say, and I'll get back to you!

[xquizit]

I say, "Yes I do... and so do you mofo."

[*Azarel*]

It depends on who's asking me. Most likely, my response would be, "Why do you want to know? What's it to you?"

[jr0h]

just say 'go fck yourself'

[xj_liana_tx]

do u??? ok if you do go "do U masterbate?"
if you don't go "no and why do u want to know"

[iheartsimba]

say its none of your business

haha agreed

[dafunnybunny]

i say "... no... ur psycho..." and then i normally walk away

[*stephinika*]

why would people ask others that? anyways i'd say its none of your business. and depending on their tone of voice, i might just say to eff off too.

[sharerol]

I'll just say "Do you?" or "no".

[christiee_nax]

id say "why do you care?"

[vanish]

I say maybe. Actually thats what i say to everything.

Another choice is "only if you do"
O_0

[mirage]

"idiot, what do you think?", lolz. i would say that, why would people even ask that?

[FRESH_n_ScandeL0...]

Wow, people actually ask you that. That's so immature...If someone asked me that I would tell them to stfu and tell them to leave me the eff alone and that's it's none of their business.

[DaTru KataLYST]

wut curious frens you have.

[Heathasm]

yeah people do ask that, but they are mostly 12 yr olds...if its a kid i say none of your business if its a person my age im like only when im thinking of you *wink*

[weirdness]

i would say right... look at them like retards n walk away n tell ppl *insert name here* masturbates. lol :P

[ichiban]

Hahah weirdness.

i'd just usually be sarcastic with these kind of questions and say "yes, of course..."

[Note]

yes, yes i do.

::jerry::

[mouse_3k]

say u do because people who say they dont are most likely lieing..

[angel-roh]

say its none of your business

same here i would say the same thing. i mean it's like it's not even their business and they know me too haha

[ApocalypseAelis]

Moron: Do you masturbate?
Me: -sarastically-, No, I'm a metal robot that is incapable of such human actions.