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One night a man was drinking in a bar and he had to go to the bathroom. While he was going, he noticed that there were three black men next to him at the urinals.
He happened to look down and was shocked to see that one of the men had a white penis. He quickly finished and went back to the bar. He told the bartender that he had just seen the strangest thing when he was in the bathroom. The bartender asked him what he saw. "Well, while I was taking a leak, I looked over and next to me were three black guys and one of them had a white d**k!" he said. "Oh, those weren't black men," the bartender said, "they are all coal miners and apparently one of them went home for lunch." WTF LMFAO!! that is the most hilarious joke i've ever seen |
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Heh...it wasn't that funny to me...but okay...
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i dont get it....
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![]() The Secret Hacker. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,780 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,712 ![]() |
QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Dec 4 2004, 7:13 PM) i dont get it.... O_O me neither, i laufed only a lil. |
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![]() define our lives for us. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 ![]() |
is it because one guy was black because of coal? and he was really white? so his d*ck was white?
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![]() cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 ![]() |
that was kind of dumb. lol
he was covered in charcoal and had sex when he went home. so his wife's vagina is black and she is a white woman . ahahahhahahah |
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![]() define our lives for us. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 ![]() |
OH
LOL NOW I GET IT... |
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that was a lame joke.... hmm.. maybe it's just me..
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*wind&fire* |
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FALSE ADVERTISER!
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LOL
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![]() 白人看不懂 !!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 ![]() |
holy shit that was the lamest joke ever. too lame to be a corny joke. =[
Uh, why was he lookiing sideways when he was at a urinal?? |
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![]() Smile Like a Retard =D ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 ![]() |
perverted, ewwww
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Not real funny.
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i get it but it was really funny
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omg so stupid not even funny
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i didn't get it at first and laughed at my stupidity then i got it and didn't laugh...wow i'm weird
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Dec 5 2004, 1:18 AM) that was a lame joke.... hmm.. Yeah, it was. I don't get it either. |
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ohhhhh i get it now
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All I got to say...:
Perverted. Ehhh..... |
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that was a little bit funny
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thats dirty!
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that was uh...interesting
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QUOTE(pandamonium @ Dec 4 2004, 8:45 PM) that was kind of dumb. lol he was covered in charcoal and had sex when he went home. so his wife's vagina is black and she is a white woman . ahahahhahahah ooooh! i get it now! lol..eww that's nasty haha |
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![]() This bitch better work! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 ![]() |
umm. that wasn't funny at all.
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haha that was SOOO funny i forgot to laugh
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