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Blonde joke 2, no offense.
pandamonium
post Dec 6 2004, 10:24 AM
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cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow
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there was a store clerk for a store and one day a
blonde entered and she said "Can I buy that tv?"
and the clerk was like we dont serve blondes here.

so the next day she came in with a hat with her hair tucked in it and asked can i buy that tv?..... and he was like we dont serve blondes here. and she was like why??? and he never answered..

so the next day she came in with black hair and she asked the clerk if she can buy the tv. and the clerk was like we dont serve blondes here and she was like how do you know i am blonde? and he was like "because mam thats a microwave"
 
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post Dec 6 2004, 04:26 PM
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whatever d00de
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rofl hahaha
 
mirage
post Dec 6 2004, 04:59 PM
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Smile Like a Retard =D
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LOLZ, man, these blonde jokes are so funny, but yet, so sad, hahaa
 
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post Dec 6 2004, 05:21 PM
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laugh.gif that was hilarious (i love blonde jokes)
 
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post Dec 6 2004, 05:56 PM
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define our lives for us.
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ROFL
;-) i love blonde jokes.. though blondes arent really stupid.
 
pAtRiCk_sTar
post Dec 7 2004, 12:47 AM
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oooh yeah, i heard that one b4. cheesy, yet entertaining _smile.gif
 
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post Dec 8 2004, 08:07 PM
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mellow.gif heard it.
its okay.
 
miss barnes
post Dec 8 2004, 09:53 PM
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awww!!! i usually can guess but not that time
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 07:18 PM
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yeah that is an old one. but still funny.

how daft can you get?? rofl... x_O
 
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post Dec 12 2004, 07:13 PM
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lmao
 
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post Dec 16 2004, 08:56 AM
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I've heard this before and its funny.
 
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post Dec 16 2004, 10:37 AM
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LMAO.
Thats pretty funny.
I've got a joke too.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave at her.
Lol. I got bored so...yeah. laugh.gif biggrin.gif
 

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