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 Nov 28 2004, 09:12 PM
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 One Love  Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958  |
first, i dont mean to offend any Japanese or anyone else, its just a joke
3 guys get stranded on an island, an Englishmen, Japanese, and Korean. they get captured by a tribe of savages, the chieftan says each man will get 100 lashes with a whip, but all men can wish for one thing to put on their back for protection. The Englishman is first. and wishes for 10 mattress on his back. after 50 lashes, the mattresses break apart, and the Englishman gets 50 painful lashes on his back The Japanese guy thinks about the Englishmans idea, and modifys it. He wishes for 20 mattresses on his back. after 100 lashes, the Japanese man is completely unharmed. Then he says to the Korean "haha, i am not very creative, but i am intelligent and i can use others ideas and improve upon them greatly" The Korean man walks up to the chieftan and says "put that damn Japanese on my back" |
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Nov 28 2004, 09:52 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
lol.. straight forward joke.. i don't really like those.. but it's funny. haha
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Nov 29 2004, 01:47 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG LOL!!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!
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Nov 29 2004, 02:01 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
i liked this one!
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Nov 29 2004, 04:44 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Hehehe.
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Nov 29 2004, 09:09 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
ROFL
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Nov 30 2004, 07:32 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
lol. clever Korean
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Nov 30 2004, 04:47 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
lolz, that's weird...
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Nov 30 2004, 11:41 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
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Dec 1 2004, 07:21 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahahaha thats so dirty
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Dec 2 2004, 05:20 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
OMG AHAHAHAHA ROFL HAHAHAHAH XD
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Dec 2 2004, 08:43 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
OMFG!!! I feel sorry for the englishman lmao.
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Dec 2 2004, 08:45 PM
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 I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
haha. that's funny.
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Dec 2 2004, 10:02 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
I DONT GET IT!! I dont get anything..
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Dec 2 2004, 10:21 PM
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haha
the japanese is not that talented at all (compared to the korean lol) |
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Dec 3 2004, 12:08 AM
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 The Secret Hacker. Group: Member Posts: 1,780 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,712 |
i dont get it. oh well.
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Dec 3 2004, 10:14 AM
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I get this.
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Dec 3 2004, 04:31 PM
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haha
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Dec 3 2004, 04:33 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
XD that was funny... although I did not get it as much >.<
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Dec 3 2004, 04:45 PM
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One Love Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958 |
^^ u have to understand the history and relationship between Koreans and Japanese......
Their was always some kind of rivalry and hate because of what Japan did to Korea during WWII. So u have to be Korean to really make this joke let u laugh.... Many Chinese would understand it too......but not many other Asians |
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Dec 5 2004, 04:47 PM
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haha. :P |
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Dec 5 2004, 04:50 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
 LOL. I laughed at that for so long...
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Dec 9 2004, 12:45 PM
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 Mrs M. Group: Member Posts: 55 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,136 |
Lol. Absolutely charming. That's funny!
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Dec 9 2004, 08:28 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
harhar xD!
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Dec 9 2004, 10:53 PM
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 .h o p e l e s s. Group: Member Posts: 327 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,137 |
ROFL.
I think my parents would laugh really hard at that one. O_o |
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