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The dirty grandma joke, ROFL, sick but funny
*Statistik*
post Nov 26 2004, 11:38 AM
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There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.

The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".

"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".

"How did you know?" the boy asked.

Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
 

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Statistik   The dirty grandma joke   Nov 26 2004, 11:38 AM
miss barnes   i dont get what putting her hands down his pants h...   Nov 26 2004, 12:31 PM
electric shock   i dont get why she put her hands in his pants eith...   Nov 26 2004, 02:30 PM
xbr0kensmil3   umm eew and haha   Nov 26 2004, 02:34 PM
sunissed14127   eww lol....and the grandma put her hands down the ...   Nov 26 2004, 03:07 PM
wind&fire   ive hearda different version of this... its was fu...   Nov 26 2004, 07:50 PM
inquisitive_   That is one horny grandma.   Nov 26 2004, 07:58 PM
me_myself_andi2003   LOL AND EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW XD omgosh the grandma ...   Nov 26 2004, 08:12 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...   Nov 28 2004, 12:32 AM
xLil SweetnezZx   ^agree   Nov 28 2004, 04:43 PM
MyChemicalRomance.   groosssss and also very scary. lol   Nov 29 2004, 05:37 AM
sweetxsimplicity   Umm..ew.   Nov 30 2004, 12:07 AM
lhuvhurts   QUOTE(miss barnes @ Nov 27 2004, 3:31 AM)i do...   Nov 30 2004, 01:55 AM
EXPLO5ION   what a sick sick lil granny...   Nov 30 2004, 03:48 AM
Shortiiex   CHILD MOLESTOR!!!!!!!...   Dec 3 2004, 06:44 PM
hiromi   D: Hentai Obaasan! (Pervert Grandma)   Dec 3 2004, 06:51 PM
mirage   eww, that's disgusting.   Dec 3 2004, 10:40 PM
blowpops69   thats sick...my god...ew.   Dec 5 2004, 04:05 PM
archana   hahahaha!   Dec 5 2004, 04:25 PM
domsweetie   uh? hahaha i don't get it! I'm confuZZ...   Dec 9 2004, 12:52 PM
Xxswiftxx   QUOTE(MyChemicalRomance. @ Nov 29 2004, 5:37 ...   Dec 9 2004, 03:39 PM
oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo   that is gross. that is one perverted grandma. i fe...   Dec 9 2004, 06:14 PM
xj_liana_tx   i don't get it.. therefore this is not humorou...   Dec 9 2004, 08:01 PM
Mireh   lmao. i get it.   Dec 9 2004, 08:22 PM
M1SSxCHR1SSY   QUOTE(miss barnes @ Nov 26 2004, 10:31 AM)i d...   Dec 10 2004, 01:46 AM
mizzlem0nade   that's UUGGHGHGHHGHG nasty   Dec 10 2004, 02:01 AM
dani41790   eww thats so wrong   Dec 10 2004, 10:39 PM
lyin_in_wait   oh gross *mental image*   Dec 17 2004, 08:10 PM
HikaruTakekawa   ewwww lol   Dec 18 2004, 08:23 PM
tyedyefroggy   Omg that is sooo sick! LoL   Dec 18 2004, 09:36 PM
scandoangel   eww thats really nasty   Dec 19 2004, 11:52 AM
toyo loco   ewww that grandma needs to learn how to control he...   Dec 19 2004, 01:40 PM
xSWEETxCANDiix   moly crap! that's sick! lol   Dec 20 2004, 06:24 AM
Frankie   QUOTE(miss barnes @ Nov 26 2004, 12:31 PM)i d...   Dec 20 2004, 10:52 AM


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