Lucy's Legs, a dirttttty joke |
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 Dec 3 2004, 06:43 PM
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There is a bar called Lucy's Legs. A guy went to the bar and saw a sign that said if you are the first person to come to the bar, you get a free beer. So the guy went to the bar the next morning and already saw someone there waiting, so the next day he tried to be the first person but there was already a person there again. He kept trying everyday but someone was always there. So he decided to camp out of the bar, at night a policeman asked him ,"what are you doing here?" The man said,"I'm am waiting for Lucy's Legs to open so i can get a free drink."
Rate this joke 1-5 5 being the highest |
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Dec 3 2004, 06:52 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
ooooooo dirtehhhh.... XDDD I rate it a 3.5
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Dec 3 2004, 10:20 PM
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hahaha......ewww lol
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Dec 3 2004, 10:33 PM
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i knew it was dirty by the title...
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Dec 3 2004, 10:38 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
ewwww, this is disgusting.... well, i give it a 2.5
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Dec 4 2004, 10:21 PM
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Ech. That's disgusting but funny. 3.5 because it's gross. If it wasn't then I'd rate it a 4...
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Dec 4 2004, 11:41 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
3? I kind of anticipated the ending.
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Dec 5 2004, 12:14 AM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
Umm, 3.5? It was okay.
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Dec 5 2004, 01:25 AM
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Dec 5 2004, 01:35 AM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
2.5 - It's not really all that funny...or sick...at all.
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Dec 5 2004, 02:36 AM
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3.8
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Dec 5 2004, 11:57 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
1 =(
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Dec 5 2004, 12:29 PM
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Haha...I get this.
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Dec 5 2004, 01:18 PM
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lol i give it a 3
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Dec 6 2004, 02:49 AM
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umm 1
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Dec 10 2004, 04:11 PM
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o0o0o0o naughty naught naughty
very nice. no!! very bad... very bad. ok im done |
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Dec 10 2004, 07:04 PM
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2, the story was boring and the lil dirty ending didn't help much.
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Dec 10 2004, 07:57 PM
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3. 's okay
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Dec 10 2004, 09:10 PM
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3...it wasnt funny..just clever
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Dec 10 2004, 11:32 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269 |
Why do you want it to be rated?
1.5 - predictable. |
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Dec 16 2004, 10:57 PM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
eww
 uhh 2.5
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Dec 21 2004, 04:31 AM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
Ha. Yea it gave me 1 chuckle. I'd give it... 1.5
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Dec 21 2004, 02:39 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
he he. 2
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Dec 21 2004, 08:07 PM
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 mosh. Group: Member Posts: 1,841 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,114 |
 ....  2/5 |
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Dec 21 2004, 11:52 PM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
LOL! i love it. im gona share this joke with my friends. i rate it a 4.5
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