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 Dec 3 2004, 05:02 PM
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 define our lives for us.  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293  |
this is a very common joke i heard.
=\ i guess it's not funny.. really.. but i felt like telling it to you. okay so one day two old men, that were friends, went to the park and started talking. they also both loved baseball, and would talk about it until this day they brought up the topic of heaven. "hmm.. let's promise each other that the first one to get to heaven comes back in spirit and tells the other if there was baseball in heaven." one man said. his friend replied "deal!" About 2 weeks later, one of the man dies and his friend was very sad. so the next day the man goes to the park, alone, sad, and wondering if his friend will really come back. all of a sudden the old man sees a light. "Is that you?" the old man said. "yes, it is." the glowing spirit replies "good!" " i have good news and bad news" "hit me with the good news first then the bad news" "good news is that there's baseball in heaven. the bad news is that you're pitching on friday" get it? 
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Dec 3 2004, 05:04 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
awww, the friend is going to die soon
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Dec 3 2004, 05:54 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
Awww, that's funny yet kinda depressing. ;_;
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Dec 3 2004, 06:27 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
that is funny and sad
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Dec 4 2004, 03:51 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
aww, that's sad.
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Dec 4 2004, 05:49 AM
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OoooooooOOOOOhhhh...... interesting but not funny
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Dec 4 2004, 02:44 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Dec 4 2004, 4:49 AM) OoooooooOOOOOhhhh...... interesting but not funny yea...i agree |
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Dec 4 2004, 04:48 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
not that funny but sad
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Dec 4 2004, 06:38 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Dec 4 2004, 5:49 AM) OoooooooOOOOOhhhh...... interesting but not funny ditto. |
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Dec 4 2004, 07:11 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
hmm. not really that funny, but makes me think to myself. cool.
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Dec 4 2004, 08:45 PM
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QUOTE(hiromi @ Dec 3 2004, 5:54 PM) Awww, that's funny yet kinda depressing. ;_; yup... *sniff* haha... |
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Dec 4 2004, 10:19 PM
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 Dark Lord of McCandless Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 |
Why is it bad news/sad if he is going to Heaven?
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Dec 4 2004, 11:39 PM
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define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
i dont know i found the joke on this site =\
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Dec 5 2004, 12:27 PM
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Heh...I get it.
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Dec 5 2004, 01:20 PM
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ooo i remember this joke...its from that one book series Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark not funny to me anymore after reading it
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Dec 5 2004, 01:26 PM
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POWAPOSTA Group: Member Posts: 3,169 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,725 |
i don't get it.
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Dec 5 2004, 04:50 PM
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so, he's going to die on friday. lmao. |
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Dec 6 2004, 02:46 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
at least tey will b together
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Dec 9 2004, 12:38 PM
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 Mrs M. Group: Member Posts: 55 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,136 |
It's more sad than funny. :(
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Dec 9 2004, 07:06 PM
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HA!!
HE'S DYING ON FRIDAY!! ROFL!!!! It 'tis kind of sad though... :( |
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Dec 9 2004, 10:09 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
At least he'll be with his friend, and at least he's not going to hell.
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Dec 10 2004, 01:53 AM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
Hey, at least the old man can have his baseball up there =) This is more sad that funny...aww =(
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Dec 10 2004, 02:03 AM
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 sweet/not/sour Group: Member Posts: 35 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,748 |
awww dat's sorta sad
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Dec 27 2004, 04:48 PM
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aww poor guy.
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