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 Dec 3 2004, 04:32 PM
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 One Love  Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958  |
Firstly, i do not mean to offend any Polish people
3 men are about to be executed by a Firing Squad, An Englishman, American, and a Polish guy. first up is the English guy. The captain of the Firing Sqaud counts down. "READY..... AIM...." and just before he can finish, the Englishman points behind them and screams "TORNADO!!!!!!!" The firing sqaud is confused and turn around. The Englishman escapes. Next up is the American. once again, the captain counts down "READY....AIM...." But then the American screams "AVALANCHE!!!!" Once again, the firing squad turns around and the American escapes. Finally, the Polish guy is up. The captain counts down. "READY.......AIM....." The Polish guy yells "FIRE!!!" |
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Dec 3 2004, 04:57 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
i heard that before.
it was an okay joke, didnt make me laugh... |
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Dec 3 2004, 05:05 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
i don't really found that funny.... but well,
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Dec 3 2004, 05:08 PM
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One Love Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958 |
hmm.....most people i tell this joke love it
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Dec 4 2004, 03:52 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
it's been done. =P it's an ok joke, tho
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Dec 4 2004, 05:45 AM
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azn kid you have disapointed me ...
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Dec 4 2004, 10:05 AM
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One Love Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958 |
ah dont worry anyone.....i got millions of jokes left to tell
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Dec 4 2004, 02:42 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
awww i thought it was gonna be hella funny....im sad...
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Dec 4 2004, 04:47 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
i don't get it
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Dec 4 2004, 06:40 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
lol....ok not funny ne more
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Dec 4 2004, 07:07 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
OKAY......that is funny. (
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Dec 4 2004, 10:16 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 893 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,217 |
LOL...well I thought it was pretty funny.
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Dec 4 2004, 10:20 PM
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 Dark Lord of McCandless Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 |
What has 21 rifles and stands in a circle?
A Polish firing squad. |
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Dec 5 2004, 01:15 AM
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^^^ BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Dec 5 2004, 12:34 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Heh...I get it.
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Dec 5 2004, 01:14 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 35 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,467 |
i get it but it wasnt too funny
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Dec 6 2004, 02:51 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
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