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 Nov 13 2004, 07:24 PM
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Yeah...these are real songs.
1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life 2) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed 3) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 4) Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 5) How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 6) How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life? 7) I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral 8) I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life 9) I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 10) I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me 11) I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. 12) I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 13) I Wanna Whip Your Cow 14) I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! 15) I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 16) I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy 17) I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life 18) I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised 19) I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart 20) I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line 21) If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 22) If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low 23) If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You 24) If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will 25) If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? 26) Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 27) My Every Day Silver Is Plastic 28) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 29) My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart 30) My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him 31) Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You 32) Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill 33) She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft 34) She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 35) She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart 36) She Won't Get Under Me, Til I Get Over You 37) She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty 38) She's Thinking Single, I'm Drinking Double 39) Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone 40) They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out 41) Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart 42) When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In 43) You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too 44) You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd 45) You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat 46) You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life 47) You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly |
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diezelbabygrl_xoxo 47 Horrible Titles Nov 13 2004, 07:24 PM
jnukes haha...... wth.... haha...
this reminds of this r... Nov 13 2004, 10:47 PM miss barnes aww why would people name songs those awful names? Nov 17 2004, 04:21 PM dani41790 hahaha omg. whoever wrote those songs are demented Nov 18 2004, 02:21 AM LiLaZnGirL122 heh Nov 30 2004, 11:39 PM mirage Lolz, what kind of song writer would name their so... Dec 1 2004, 04:33 PM
hiromi QUOTE(jnukes @ Nov 13 2004, 10:47 PM)haha....... Dec 1 2004, 04:38 PM  |
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