Log In · Register

 

Humor Forum Rules

Please respect our community and follow the rules. There are many types of humor so we can do without those that aim to hurt/offend individuals and groups of people alike.

The community guidelines are addressed to ALL forums, which means the humor forum is undoubtedly included. However, we stress that these rules are especially observed in this forum:


NO OBSCENITY
This includes, but is not limited to excessive swearing, flaming, posting of pornographic images Racism, Homophobic, sexist remarks or bigotry of any sort.
PICTURES: No nudity of any type is allowed on the boards.

NO DUPLICATE TOPICS
If a topic exists a couple of pages away covering the same issues then the new one will be deleted or merged. Look through the pages to see if it has already been posted, if not then it should be okay to post.


Please do not violate the guidelines. It is here for a reason and is not to be ignored.

Thank you.

7 Pages V  < 1 2 3 4 5 > »   
Reply to this topicStart new topic
Asian Girls
MrElsewhere
post Nov 30 2004, 07:31 PM
Post #51


Change Gon Come
******

Group: Member
Posts: 2,286
Joined: May 2004
Member No: 18,822



QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.

haha..why is the viet section so damned short? if your gonna stereo-type us, at least make the stereotypes roughly the same size. I haven't seen a lot of vietnamese girls around where i live, because they all live in the richer part of town..and i live in the poor part. but soon i will be moving..so yipeee, i guess. whoever wrote this didnt cover a LOT of asian girls. IE, Hmong, Mien, Laos, Thai, Cambodian, etc.
 
nyCzxfOx
post Nov 30 2004, 07:32 PM
Post #52


asian sensation
*****

Group: Member
Posts: 773
Joined: Jul 2004
Member No: 31,091



QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
Chinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me!


Chinese (Taiwanese)
There's actually quite a lot of similarity between Taiwanese and Honger girls. Taiwanese is by far the hottest looking from the Chinese group, even slightly more than Honger girls. They're actually very updated (like HK). I probably must have mistaken Taiwanese girls with Honger ones dozens of times. They do know how to dress and make themselves looks good. You won't see a lot of makeup on them which is good, somehow I find that they look good even without makeup (like Koreans!). However I hear their personality is somewhat bossy and demanding, but the ones that I worked with seems quite adaptable and pleasant to work with. But still I could not stand the high pitch whining of Mandarin. Guess that's something I can't live with. Relationship wise? I hear good and bad things about them so it's really hard to say. Go with your judgement.

ABC x_x me

but also i was in taiwan for i unno 4-6 years? XD

it somewhat describes me rolleyes.gif


CEPT IM NOT GOOD LOOKING
 
1--GIRL
post Nov 30 2004, 07:38 PM
Post #53


Senior Member
******

Group: Member
Posts: 1,266
Joined: Aug 2004
Member No: 39,600



QUOTE
Chinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me!


.. correct.. i think
 
Looow
post Nov 30 2004, 07:49 PM
Post #54


Senior Member
*******

Group: Staff Alumni
Posts: 4,799
Joined: Aug 2004
Member No: 37,450



lol those are funny. but i'm not asian _unsure.gif
 
Sumiaki
post Nov 30 2004, 08:11 PM
Post #55


NO WAI! R u Srs?
******

Group: Member
Posts: 1,264
Joined: Jul 2004
Member No: 28,094



QUOTE(f00LisH_h3aRt63 @ Apr 19 2004, 1:58 AM)
this is me...


seriously, beatings and excretions??? confused?

and...

.

throb.gif jackie

Haha excretions.. shifty.gif Kinky and obedient. whistling.gif
 
jambaJUICE
post Nov 30 2004, 08:47 PM
Post #56


Can't have the hand without the cock.
******

Group: Member
Posts: 2,481
Joined: Sep 2004
Member No: 50,622



QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
Flip (sp?)
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.

Lol, he forgot to mention about the food that their parents always have you eat.
& I really would've liked it better if he had said, "Filipino" rather than "Flip"
 
nexuskpl
post Nov 30 2004, 09:44 PM
Post #57


Senior Member
***

Group: Member
Posts: 73
Joined: Nov 2004
Member No: 67,203



hrm...filipino girls??so no one noticed any habits about us? i think we deserve more than that little sentence..lol glad to hear nothing too treacherous...
 
azn hunni xox
post Dec 1 2004, 12:18 AM
Post #58


Senior Member
****

Group: Member
Posts: 297
Joined: Nov 2004
Member No: 63,338



QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)

Japanese

They can either be real hot or real ugly. There's a pack of them walking around SFU one day in those sailor-moon outfits and none of them caught my eye. I hear they're quite obedient and more dedicated but not sure if that's true nowadays but I also hear the Japanese guys aren't. I also heard they like to do all sorts of kinky + wild stuff so you may want to watch out for that. Things that might include excretion and beatings. Aside from that, the hot ones have this cute Japanese baby doll/innocent look that looks totally adorable, even more so than Koreans (but I'm still biased toward Koreans, can't do a damn thing about it).

Haha well then, I guess I fit into real ugly mad.gif

Psh... stubborn.gif

And it's really annoying to hear people say Japanese girls are like whores.

Yeah, I'm insecure, and take things to seriously... rolleyes.gif tongue.gif
 
disbemejen
post Dec 1 2004, 12:21 AM
Post #59


j 3 h k n 3 e
***

Group: Member
Posts: 69
Joined: Mar 2004
Member No: 7,170



QUOTE(xquizit @ Apr 18 2004, 5:02 PM)
I guess this one is pretty accurate. However, I think most filipino women are actually very beautiful.

laugh.gif everyone is beautiful in their own way cool.gif
 
azn_r4pf4n
post Dec 1 2004, 12:23 AM
Post #60


The Secret Hacker.
******

Group: Member
Posts: 1,780
Joined: May 2004
Member No: 18,712



QUOTE(LaZazn @ Apr 19 2004, 6:18 AM)
The Viet part is so true. -nods-

yep. my friend told me about that.
 
FLIPxADDICTION
post Dec 1 2004, 12:23 AM
Post #61


cameraman swing the focus!
******

Group: Member
Posts: 1,880
Joined: Feb 2004
Member No: 4,328



wow that guy is pretty opinionated. It shouldn't matter what race just as long as you like the person for who they are. _smile.gif
 
xPartyGrlDx
post Dec 1 2004, 01:05 AM
Post #62


Saap!?
*****

Group: Member
Posts: 568
Joined: Feb 2004
Member No: 5,151



QUOTE
Flip (sp?)
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.


OH YEAH! Flips rock cool.gif
but that was mean about the Viet girls...but pretty funny laugh.gif

QUOTE
wow that guy is pretty opinionated. It shouldn't matter what race just as long as you like the person for who they are. 

i agree happy.gif
 
misoshiru
post Dec 1 2004, 03:57 AM
Post #63


yan lin♥
********

Group: Staff Alumni
Posts: 14,129
Joined: Apr 2004
Member No: 13,627



QUOTE
Chinese (Taiwanese)
There's actually quite a lot of similarity between Taiwanese and Honger girls. Taiwanese is by far the hottest looking from the Chinese group, even slightly more than Honger girls. They're actually very updated (like HK). I probably must have mistaken Taiwanese girls with Honger ones dozens of times. They do know how to dress and make themselves looks good. You won't see a lot of makeup on them which is good, somehow I find that they look good even without makeup (like Koreans!). However I hear their personality is somewhat bossy and demanding, but the ones that I worked with seems quite adaptable and pleasant to work with. But still I could not stand the high pitch whining of Mandarin. Guess that's something I can't live with. Relationship wise? I hear good and bad things about them so it's really hard to say. Go with your judgement.


i guess this is me..hahah. i grew up in taiwan even though i was born in hk.
 
kellyannie
post Dec 1 2004, 05:24 AM
Post #64


Senior Member
******

Group: Member
Posts: 2,137
Joined: Nov 2004
Member No: 62,193



QUOTE(x uHoH iTs Lo x @ Nov 30 2004, 4:49 PM)
lol those are funny. but i'm not asian _unsure.gif

lol same here biggrin.gif
 
smallcity
post Dec 1 2004, 05:56 AM
Post #65


Senior Member
****

Group: Member
Posts: 106
Joined: Nov 2004
Member No: 63,990



wow interesting
 
gelionie
post Dec 1 2004, 07:00 AM
Post #66


say maydayism.
*******

Group: Staff Alumni
Posts: 7,447
Joined: Jun 2004
Member No: 26,344



QUOTE
Chinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about girls that are raised in Hong Kong are not necessarily born in Hong Kong. Hell I was born in Hong Kong but I considered myself as a CBC. They said I'm "too slow la". Anyways. Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. Watch them piece their Chinglish together. The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University). They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they switch their "signficant other" like every 3-6 months. Beware! I wouldn't want anyone from HK.


*lmao* I'm a girl from Hong Kong... but I find this really funny XPPPPP
Sadly, some of the points above there are so true. None apply to me though.

Sorry I can't stop laughing now! muhahahahahahaha
 
lonelydevil426
post Dec 1 2004, 08:00 AM
Post #67


xinistical member
****

Group: Member
Posts: 123
Joined: Sep 2004
Member No: 51,328



i don't find it really accurate...it mite be for some but mostly it's wrong.
 
xnastyninjagrlx
post Dec 1 2004, 01:43 PM
Post #68


wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay
*****

Group: Member
Posts: 708
Joined: Jun 2004
Member No: 21,601



QUOTE
Chinese (Taiwanese)
There's actually quite a lot of similarity between Taiwanese and Honger girls. Taiwanese is by far the hottest looking from the Chinese group, even slightly more than Honger girls. They're actually very updated (like HK). I probably must have mistaken Taiwanese girls with Honger ones dozens of times. They do know how to dress and make themselves looks good. You won't see a lot of makeup on them which is good, somehow I find that they look good even without makeup (like Koreans!). However I hear their personality is somewhat bossy and demanding, but the ones that I worked with seems quite adaptable and pleasant to work with. But still I could not stand the high pitch whining of Mandarin. Guess that's something I can't live with. Relationship wise? I hear good and bad things about them so it's really hard to say. Go with your judgement.



wahh that is funi! this one is me..and yah..I tend to be a little bossy and sometimes bitchy too...wahhh
 
Jus2s1mp13
post Dec 1 2004, 02:00 PM
Post #69


Um....Its meeee
******

Group: Member
Posts: 2,218
Joined: Mar 2004
Member No: 8,264



QUOTE
haha..why is the viet section so damned short? if your gonna stereo-type us, at least make the stereotypes roughly the same size. I haven't seen a lot of vietnamese girls around where i live, because they all live in the richer part of town..and i live in the poor part. but soon i will be moving..so yipeee, i guess. whoever wrote this didnt cover a LOT of asian girls. IE, Hmong, Mien, Laos, Thai, Cambodian, etc.


I totally agree with you. Too short. I don't find it accurate. But hey, am viet and that not true for me. Though i do have viet friend that do have connection...But my viet friend, are beautiful...always get there ways and they are some rich ass people.

HEY I THINK EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL!
 
vivieeeen
post Dec 1 2004, 07:32 PM
Post #70


Wife of Legolas
******

Group: Member
Posts: 1,290
Joined: Apr 2004
Member No: 10,190



QUOTE
Chinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about girls that are raised in Hong Kong are not necessarily born in Hong Kong. Hell I was born in Hong Kong but I considered myself as a CBC. They said I'm "too slow la". Anyways. Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. Watch them piece their Chinglish together. The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University). They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they switch their "signficant other" like every 3-6 months. Beware! I wouldn't want anyone from HK.


aaaw...but our maths rock and we rock the sciences too~ *comforts herself*

hm.. that make up part is kinda untrue... at least, for the teenagers in HK.. in fact.. they despise people who wear make up to school (traditional chinese thinking i guess?)





sad.gif does my english sound bad..?
 
xxmzkrnpunkster4
post Dec 1 2004, 07:58 PM
Post #71


my own special world...
*****

Group: Member
Posts: 465
Joined: Oct 2004
Member No: 54,648



QUOTE
Korean
They're perhaps the only ethnic that can spend all days playing games and maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time. Mainly because they have some kind of drug in Korea that makes them about 12x smarter than an average person. They're generally really pretty and some girls have this hardcore Korean look (small eyes thin nose) which I dig. In-all, Koreans are all around really nice girls. :) However they have this thing where they can only date Koreans so that's a big hurdle.


umm no..not ALL korean girls have thin noses...i sure in the hell dont...and i don take any drugs either...im korean and im not smart...and i don really care wat race i date if its black then its black..i don care.
 
weirdness
post Dec 1 2004, 08:49 PM
Post #72


Senior Member
******

Group: Member
Posts: 1,498
Joined: Jun 2004
Member No: 25,711



QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
Chinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me!

Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.

im chinese... "They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones." LOL hehehehe

but ihave a friend thats viet.. lol i dun think its true ...
 
JlIaTMK
post Dec 1 2004, 08:59 PM
Post #73


Senior Member
*******

Group: Member
Posts: 7,048
Joined: Jun 2004
Member No: 22,696



it does seem that filipino girls are the nicest
and that viet girls are quite aggresive

i must say everything is true about korean girls o.O
 
madRooney
post Dec 2 2004, 01:00 PM
Post #74


Mad Rooney
*****

Group: Member
Posts: 365
Joined: Oct 2004
Member No: 53,418



yea quite true.. how about other asians? singaporean, malaysian, indian...etc
 
crash57
post Dec 2 2004, 04:38 PM
Post #75


Stephanie
****

Group: Member
Posts: 127
Joined: Dec 2003
Member No: 47



QUOTE
Chinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me!

Chinese (Taiwanese)
There's actually quite a lot of similarity between Taiwanese and Honger girls. Taiwanese is by far the hottest looking from the Chinese group, even slightly more than Honger girls. They're actually very updated (like HK). I probably must have mistaken Taiwanese girls with Honger ones dozens of times. They do know how to dress and make themselves looks good. You won't see a lot of makeup on them which is good, somehow I find that they look good even without makeup (like Koreans!). However I hear their personality is somewhat bossy and demanding, but the ones that I worked with seems quite adaptable and pleasant to work with. But still I could not stand the high pitch whining of Mandarin. Guess that's something I can't live with. Relationship wise? I hear good and bad things about them so it's really hard to say. Go with your judgement.


i'm guessing the guy who wrote this was cantonese? it's really accurate though... taiwanese girls have good fashio sense i guess. but the personality thing is kinda wrong.
 

7 Pages V  < 1 2 3 4 5 > » 
Reply to this topicStart new topic
2 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members: