dirty jokes, haha |
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dirty jokes, haha |
Nov 24 2004, 05:00 PM
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lol the last one and the first one is funny
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Nov 24 2004, 09:28 PM
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![]() jussst mee* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 103 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,218 |
hahahah
i liked the 3rd one the best |
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Nov 25 2004, 11:06 AM
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its okay. didnt crack me up..
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Nov 26 2004, 04:28 PM
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![]() Kermit the frog = <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
the 3rd one was cute. I didn't get the 2nd one
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Nov 28 2004, 12:35 AM
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![]() LiLaZnGurL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
???
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Nov 30 2004, 05:22 PM
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Smile Like a Retard =D ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
i like the third one... the others are just... um... weird.
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Nov 30 2004, 07:57 PM
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![]() One Love ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958 |
The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'." Little Johnny Siebert raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him. Johnny Seibert said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." |
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Nov 30 2004, 10:09 PM
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RiKACHANtEL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
i dont get the 2nd one....
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