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 Nov 29 2004, 07:51 PM
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 One Love  Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958  |
by the way i got this from ebaumsworld so maybe alot of u know it...............................
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!" |
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Nov 29 2004, 08:20 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
HAHA.. THAT MUST'VE SUCKED!..
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Nov 29 2004, 08:45 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
Roflll...heard this one before but still funny.
 Perverted though. 
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Nov 29 2004, 09:05 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
ROFL haha...i got that like 1 hour later
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Nov 29 2004, 09:07 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
ROTFL!!! i love that joke
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Nov 29 2004, 11:03 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG!
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Nov 30 2004, 03:51 AM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
I dont know if i should laugh at the hippie or be sorry for him.. I choose to laugh.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA DANG!! |
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Nov 30 2004, 04:51 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
LOLZ, DAMN, that man is so stupid!!!! lolz
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Nov 30 2004, 11:43 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
LMFAO
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Dec 1 2004, 05:30 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Nov 29 2004, 10:03 PM) AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG! yeah thats what i'm saying...thats some crazy ass shit... |
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Dec 1 2004, 10:01 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
lmfao. my friend told me that a while ago and i still laugh at it
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Feb 9 2005, 11:33 PM
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 Merr. Group: Member Posts: 22 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,771 |
omg.. the hippie must feel.. uhh.. queer..
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Feb 10 2005, 05:31 PM
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lol, that person sounds foolish
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Feb 11 2005, 01:14 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! haha!
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Feb 20 2005, 01:43 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
poor guy..
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Feb 20 2005, 04:25 PM
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 KUH - rasy . Group: Member Posts: 20 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 83,456 |
LMA0 ! very funny joke
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Feb 20 2005, 09:25 PM
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Not appropriate.. but yeah, funny. =D |
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Feb 20 2005, 10:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 452 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,814 |
LMAO. I feel so bad fer the dude.
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