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the truth about men
1--GIRL
post Nov 23 2004, 10:57 PM
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The Truth About Men:

1. The nice men are UGLY.
2. The handsome men are NOT nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are GAY.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are MARRIED.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have NO money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, THINK we are only after their money
7. The handsome men without money are AFTER our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, DON`T think we are beautiful enough
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are COWARDS
10. The somewhat not-so-handsome men, with lots of money are not nice and very Cocky
11.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
12. The men who never make the first move, automatically LOSE interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO CAN POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MEN?
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it`s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you`d like to have dinner with.

laugh.gif I'm not sure if this has been up but if it did, put it to death
 
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post Nov 23 2004, 11:27 PM
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if i was a rich girl..
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laugh.gif that's interesting.
 
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post Nov 24 2004, 05:55 AM
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say maydayism.
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*lol* that's so sad.
It might be better if I became les. haha j/k
 
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post Nov 25 2004, 11:52 AM
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im making a come back! woohoo
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LOL thats true!! im like no.3!!!!!!!!!!! X]X]X]X]X]
where did you find this? lol
 
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post Nov 25 2004, 06:19 PM
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lol thats funny and very interesting
 
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post Nov 25 2004, 06:21 PM
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lol where tha f did u get this lol
 
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post Nov 25 2004, 06:24 PM
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ummm....BOO
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i really dont like this at all but its not really true so......
 
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post Nov 26 2004, 12:56 PM
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Interesting but..is it really true?
 
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post Nov 26 2004, 08:48 PM
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Yum. =]
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QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Nov 26 2004, 12:56 PM)
Interesting but..is it really true?

To women it is.
 
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post Nov 27 2004, 01:57 PM
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Smile Like a Retard =D
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well, some of it make sense =)
 
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post Nov 27 2004, 06:10 PM
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define our lives for us.
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some if it aren't true.. but muahah most of'em are.
=) lol
 
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post Nov 27 2004, 06:56 PM
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very interesting......
 
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post Nov 27 2004, 07:02 PM
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freedom
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Some of it is actually true. How sad!
 
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post Nov 28 2004, 12:05 AM
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ahahah thats tru!! oMG lol
 
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post Dec 17 2004, 08:21 PM
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sarcasm hides what you really feel
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i got lost after #7 to many words like...yea nvm im out of it but i like the grape thing thumbsup.gif
 
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post Dec 18 2004, 12:05 PM
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whatever d00de
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oh yea number 3 is so right
 
angel-roh
post Dec 18 2004, 12:28 PM
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i'm susan
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ehh it's hard to understand us girls too for guys too you know lol.
 
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post Dec 18 2004, 07:52 PM
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lol, awesomeness
 
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post Dec 18 2004, 11:52 PM
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how confusing wacko.gif
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:21 AM
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sounds accurate to me... lol
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:23 AM
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This bitch better work!
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i'm a guy and i don't understand myself sometimes! pinch.gif

funny! laugh.gif
 
ArtificialBlonde
post Dec 23 2004, 05:21 PM
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You're a blue eyed lightning bolt.
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some of those arent true..but they are funny (and after a while it got confusing)

i really like the wine joke thing tho
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:14 PM
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hahhah that is funny!!! but only somewhat true.
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:19 PM
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haha..that took careful planning and hours of experiementation...NOT!!

haha..nice though..
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:39 PM
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thats a good one seems soooo true toooo
 
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