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Two REALLY Tough Questions, not very funny, but it'll make ya think
indykid845
post Nov 15 2004, 11:01 PM
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Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

READ THE NEXT QUESTION BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN TO SEE THE ANSWER TO THE FIRST ONE.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis
a day.

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and hasn't had any marital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.




































Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B was Winston Churchill
Candidate C was Adolph Hitler

And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you
just killed Beethoven.
 
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playmate_tee
post Nov 15 2004, 11:43 PM
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QUOTE(indykid845 @ Nov 15 2004, 11:01 PM)
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

READ THE NEXT QUESTION BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN TO SEE THE ANSWER TO THE FIRST ONE.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis
a day.

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and hasn't had any marital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.




































Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B was Winston Churchill
Candidate C was Adolph Hitler

And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you
just killed Beethoven.

ohh okay i said yes to the first question cry.gif
 
teenprincess
post Nov 15 2004, 11:46 PM
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aw, that sux. I killed Beethoven. and I voted for hitler sad.gif
 
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Duh obviously everyone is going to choose C if you put it that way.
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE(teenprincess @ Nov 15 2004, 11:46 PM)
aw, that sux. I killed Beethoven. and I voted for hitler sad.gif

OMG...same here.... cry.gif

But those questions are awfully clever.
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 10:14 PM
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i had heard it before but i didnt remember the outcome. i said kill beethoven but chose winston churchill. i knew the second one was a trick
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 11:03 PM
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lol i yay! i didnt kill beethoven and i voted for roosevelt. heh i knew that if u picked the good answers they would turn out bad
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 11:35 PM
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wow. smart...
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 11:45 PM
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I don't care if Beethoven died. It would have been better for the family of his. Hitler wasnt a bad man in the beginning. He was perverted with his hatred towards Jews. He would have made a hell of an artist if he was accepted. Hail Hitler.
 
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Ahh, yeah, I remember doing that before. I killed beethoven, and chose Hitler... I guess we really have to think about people and how they can change... and what they can make of their lives.
 
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post Nov 18 2004, 07:37 PM
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lol I've done this before, and yes, I, too, killed Beethoven and voted for Hitler.
 
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post Nov 20 2004, 04:14 PM
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LOL it made me laugh...

i killed beethoven and voted for hitler. yea
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 04:44 PM
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okay. i said no to the first question, but i voted for hitler. that sucks. at least i didnt kill beethoven. blink.gif
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 06:00 PM
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wow i picked hitler _unsure.gif and also killed beethoven
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 07:45 PM
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i think we all picked hitler and killed beethoven, unless we knew that it was a trick question and chose the one we shouldnt choose..but yess..very clever..and yess..i did kill beethoven and choose hitler
 
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uh...oy. i chose yes and C...but..are u sure roosevelt had two mistresses..? huh.gif
 
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eww hitler! yea, i accidentally voted for him, it wuz i 'leading question' folks...
 
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 15 2004, 11:47 PM)
Duh obviously everyone is going to choose C if you put it that way.

yea I agree. You were trying to trick us
 
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.. Shoot stubborn.gif
 
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haha I didn't kill Beethoven... but I chose Hitler for the 2nd question...
 
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QUOTE(playmate_tee @ Nov 15 2004, 9:43 PM)
ohh okay i said yes to the first question cry.gif

why the hell did you quote the original post?? n00b


anyways. this has been posted before i think either that or ive seen it 5289 times.
 
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arrrr, i choose C! hitler! but i didn't kill beethoven =)
 
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I didn't kill Beethoven and I actually got Franklin Roosevelt. Haha, I knew there was something suspicious for Candidate C. whistling.gif
 
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huh i dun get it lol im slow
 
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i thought for the 1st 1 no and 4 the 2nd 1 C
 
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