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 Nov 24 2004, 05:25 PM
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." |
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Nov 24 2004, 09:20 PM
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 jussst mee*  Group: Member Posts: 103 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,218 |
LOL
that other dude drank the poison |
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Nov 24 2004, 10:38 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
lol... how stupid of that truck driver. XD
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Nov 24 2004, 10:55 PM
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HAHAHAHA!
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Nov 25 2004, 11:01 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
funny. but it makes me think.
why would he go to a bar for the poison? & why would the man explain everything to him? i woulda been like "OMG POSION." |
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Nov 25 2004, 11:37 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahahahaa thats funny
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Nov 25 2004, 11:47 PM
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define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
isnt that a lesson to never to take drinks from anyone? you'd never know what's in it. O_O especially from strangers but everyone knows that.
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Nov 26 2004, 01:57 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
I've heard this before...heh its funny.
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Nov 26 2004, 02:40 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
i've heard this one. a very convoluted joke, yet quite amusing! =]
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Nov 26 2004, 08:35 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
eh... too bad for that truck driver =X
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Nov 26 2004, 03:09 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
ive heard that joke b4...its not funny the 2nd time
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Nov 26 2004, 03:15 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmfao haha
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Nov 26 2004, 04:25 PM
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 ...and this is me.. Group: Member Posts: 3,518 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,899 |
lmao. heh. guess you shouldnt drink someone's drink...
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Nov 27 2004, 01:58 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
LOLZ, poison? man, poor truck driver =/
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Nov 27 2004, 03:45 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Hehe. There's a moral to this.
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Nov 27 2004, 06:58 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
didn't your mommy teach you not to take things away from other people with out asking? tsk tsk.. i should go over there and slap your behind!!
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Nov 28 2004, 12:06 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
there was like 5 other ones like this and its not very funny
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