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 Nov 15 2004, 11:01 PM
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Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? READ THE NEXT QUESTION BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN TO SEE THE ANSWER TO THE FIRST ONE. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any marital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B was Winston Churchill Candidate C was Adolph Hitler And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. |
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Nov 15 2004, 11:43 PM
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QUOTE(indykid845 @ Nov 15 2004, 11:01 PM) Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? READ THE NEXT QUESTION BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN TO SEE THE ANSWER TO THE FIRST ONE. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any marital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B was Winston Churchill Candidate C was Adolph Hitler And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. ohh okay i said yes to the first question 
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Nov 15 2004, 11:46 PM
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 I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
aw, that sux. I killed Beethoven. and I voted for hitler
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Nov 15 2004, 11:47 PM
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Duh obviously everyone is going to choose C if you put it that way.
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Nov 16 2004, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE(teenprincess @ Nov 15 2004, 11:46 PM) aw, that sux. I killed Beethoven. and I voted for hitler OMG...same here.... But those questions are awfully clever. |
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Nov 16 2004, 10:14 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
i had heard it before but i didnt remember the outcome. i said kill beethoven but chose winston churchill. i knew the second one was a trick
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Nov 16 2004, 11:03 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol i yay! i didnt kill beethoven and i voted for roosevelt. heh i knew that if u picked the good answers they would turn out bad
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Nov 16 2004, 11:35 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
wow. smart...
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Nov 16 2004, 11:45 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
I don't care if Beethoven died. It would have been better for the family of his. Hitler wasnt a bad man in the beginning. He was perverted with his hatred towards Jews. He would have made a hell of an artist if he was accepted. Hail Hitler.
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Nov 18 2004, 02:38 AM
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Ahh, yeah, I remember doing that before. I killed beethoven, and chose Hitler... I guess we really have to think about people and how they can change... and what they can make of their lives.
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Nov 18 2004, 07:37 PM
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 The Original Sparx Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,370 |
lol I've done this before, and yes, I, too, killed Beethoven and voted for Hitler.
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Nov 20 2004, 04:14 PM
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LOL it made me laugh...
i killed beethoven and voted for hitler. yea |
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Nov 22 2004, 04:44 PM
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okay. i said no to the first question, but i voted for hitler. that sucks. at least i didnt kill beethoven.
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Nov 22 2004, 06:00 PM
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wow i picked hitler
 and also killed beethoven
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Nov 22 2004, 07:45 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
i think we all picked hitler and killed beethoven, unless we knew that it was a trick question and chose the one we shouldnt choose..but yess..very clever..and yess..i did kill beethoven and choose hitler
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Nov 22 2004, 08:16 PM
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uh...oy. i chose yes and C...but..are u sure roosevelt had two mistresses..?
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Nov 23 2004, 12:33 AM
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eww hitler! yea, i accidentally voted for him, it wuz i 'leading question' folks...
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Nov 23 2004, 12:37 AM
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I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 15 2004, 11:47 PM) Duh obviously everyone is going to choose C if you put it that way. yea I agree. You were trying to trick us |
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Nov 23 2004, 10:42 PM
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.. Shoot
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Nov 24 2004, 06:00 AM
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haha I didn't kill Beethoven... but I chose Hitler for the 2nd question...
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Nov 25 2004, 02:45 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(playmate_tee @ Nov 15 2004, 9:43 PM) ohh okay i said yes to the first question why the hell did you quote the original post?? n00b anyways. this has been posted before i think either that or ive seen it 5289 times. |
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Nov 27 2004, 01:07 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
arrrr, i choose C! hitler! but i didn't kill beethoven =)
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Nov 27 2004, 09:25 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
I didn't kill Beethoven and I actually got Franklin Roosevelt. Haha, I knew there was something suspicious for Candidate C.
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Nov 28 2004, 12:04 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
huh i dun get it lol im slow
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Dec 26 2004, 03:36 PM
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i thought for the 1st 1 no and 4 the 2nd 1 C
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