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[NatiMarie]

I laugh at this.
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Hypocrites...

I've dealt with hypocrites many times in my life...heck we all have.

What are some hypocrites/or hypocritical situations you have encountered?


It just irks me is when people criticize what you do, yet they go do the same thing. It's so stupid when I get blamed for something, but when somebody else does it they get praised.

How pathetic is that?

*sigh*

[Saeglopur]

I hope their eyes bleed.
Their teeth rot.
Their skin thinning.
Their hair growing bald.
Their bones crumpling to dust.


I hope they die.



Isn't that a pretty poem?

Well, anyway.. I, too, do not like people who critisize and do the same in a matter of months and get praised for it and you get in trouble. Crap, I hope they (refers to the poem up top) because that's just not fair. And don't give me that "Life is not fair, Kim" crap because I know about it and THIS TOTALLY REEKS.

Plus, it's kind of stupid to do that. It takes someone to have no brain to do something half-witted. (laughs at her own joke.)

[Teesa]

ah..hypocrites..i know we all are, but GEEZ!..my friends always say how its wrong to talk crap about people..and the next thing you know, they're over in a corner gossipping about everyone..goodness..

[Nicolatofu]

i think it is ridiculous to criticize someone's actions, when you go out and do the same thing? someone should hit them in the head with a rubber chicken

[Saeglopur]

You know.. I used to have a rubberchicken.. until my friend broke it.

[NatiMarie]

i think it is ridiculous to criticize someone's actions, when you go out and do the same thing? someone should hit them in the head with a rubber chicken

Yes...
*gets rubber chicken*
That's a fantastic idea.
;]

[*wind&fire*]

i hate it!

me: &%&*)*&^.....
parents: DONT SWEAR! YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!
::later that day::
parents:%^&*&^$$#

wtf!!?!?!.... f**ken hell

[xj_liana_tx]

i am a hypocrite a lot, sometimes i do it on purpose.. eveyone are hypocrites in some points of their life, no one is a goodie goodie

[dani41790]

my parents: stop swearing. swearing is very bad and it makes u look stupid

4 minutes later

mom: *drops a pet* f**k!!

[silver-rain]

yeah, i don't hypocrites. but sometimes i'm hypocritical. eh, my friend has a health teacher who talks about the evils of smoking, but she smokes.

[Heathasm]

haha...im hypocritical in my relationships alot... x.x its a hard habbit to kick
>..> *doesn't*** wanna be killed*

[gigiopolis]

Hypocrites? My, have I experienced some of those...

1. My Mother.
I was watching School of Rock on DVD while my mom was sleeping. Mom woke up, and saw the last 2 minutes of the movie. I asked her what she thought about it, and she said the movie sucked. I told her you can't judge a movie by watching 2 minutes of it, and she continually says you can.

Couple of months later, I'm reading a book in front of the TV which my mother is watching. It's some stupid Cantonese show. I watch some of it, lose interest, and start reading again. Mom asks me how I think of it. I tell her I think it's stupid. She says I can't judge watching a show by only watching fifteen minutes of it, you need to watch the WHOLE thing.

2. My Brother.
"Don't f*cking swear if you don't want me to kick your sh*tty ass!"

3. Sticky Cappers and the like.
"omg i hate it when ppl like, go all DiS on mee. im lyk so glad i dun do it. do y0o?"

4. My PE Teacher.
She likes to convey the message that she is "kind and your equal." So she doesn't believe in taking attendance or asking permission to be excused. She also doesn't think PE is all about sports, and the dimensions of a volleyball court. So that doesn't appear on our tests. She doesn't believe in plain old memorization, so she asks for our opinions on tests.

Now why is it when we have a vocab test for PE, she takes marks off because I leave out a hyphen in "high-sticking"? Why does she take marks off of my friend who spelled "traveling" with two L's?

Damn hypocrites.

[mirage]

2. My Brother.
"Don't f*cking swear if you don't want me to kick your sh*tty ass!"

Excellent example, my friend is exactly like that.

[Just_Dream]

Okay this girl was claiming that I was talking smack behind her back, that I better not be talking smack at all. And when I used to be friends with her (yes, I am amazed that I was her friend back then), she would say that people were stupid to talk smack behind others backs, that those who talk smack behind other's backs are low and are fake and are scared. Anyway, she ended up talking all this smack behind my back and ALSO, she was on the badminton team. She's all talking sh(t about the coach, yet she can't even say it to his face. And on her effing xanga, she even said "ToOh aLL yOoH hAtErZ, wHy YoOh GoTtA bE tAlKiNg Sh*t AbOuT mEeH? MeEh DoN't GiB a sH*T aBoUt WhAt YoOh SaE. YoOh HaB NoE rYtE tOo TaLk ShIeT bOwTz MeEh."

Yea it's funny. Because on her xanga she's telling people that if people are going to talk smack about her, they should go say it to her face. Yet she's can't even go to the coach and tell him how much she hates him and whatnot. She was even so scared that people would talk more smack she deleted that xanga entry. And this girl, i KNOW in real life and she can't even front.

So what's hypocritical is that she's telling everyone to either stop talking smack about her or to tell it to her face, yet she goes and talks smack behind other people's back and can't even say it to people's faces. Yes, she's a HATER. ;x

[PinkTrash]

oh, when this guy, who lies lyke every other second, he said 'Im not a hypocrite'
whoawhoawhoa.

[sammi rules you]

hmmmmmk. =)

walter: i think we should break up..
me: ermm..why?
walter: well we never see eachother..i'm a senior, you're a freshman..it's just not working out..
me: ..o..k..

*2 days later at joe's crab shack*
alina: omg..stephanie just told me walter asked her to winter formal..
maggie: wth? stephanie's a freshman too..
me: OHHHH HE'S GONNA DIE THAT LITTLE MANWHORE

=D

[PinkTrash]

oh yeah. I read this in a magazine.

Boy : Im sorry, but Im gay. this isn't working out, we're gonna have to go our seperate ways.
Girl : Hm, okay, I understand.

-two weeks later-

Girl : [sees Boy making out with other girl] Shizzle.

[*stephinika*]

eurgh. i hate hypocrites. and my mother is one. she complains about slow drivers sometimes on onelane roads and then another day she'll be taking her sweet time saying "those other drivers shouldn't get mad, there's no rush."

its stupid.

[miss barnes]

i dont like hypocrites, but sometimes i am one..oh well

[inthemudhole]

Parents are the biggest hypocrites you'll ever encounter.

And if you call them on it, they come up with some excuse for being "in charge".

[NatiMarie]

Yeah...parents are one of the biggest hypocrites.
:[

[JlIaTMK]

eh who doesnt? i mean.... its bad enough for u to do it, but when they start blaming u for the same thing they do then

*chop*

lol

[inthemudhole]

eh who doesnt? i mean.... its bad enough for u to do it, but when they start blaming u for the same thing they do then

*chop*

lol

Heh. Yeah. True.
Everyone can be hypocritical from time to time.

[faithin_felix]

i'm a hypocrit myself *blushes*

[sheepy]

sighs; everyone is quite a hypocrite. im telling my friends to be happy/smile nd im all :[