"golden" sentences, from my DEARest teachers Options

[vivien]

my class has all the most furious teachers in the whole form...
we all become homework slaves...
we are almost dead to survive....
and everytime we try to express our opinions, we are told the same thing...
here is a part of it....
but actually, there is a whole list everyday
oh man, life is so blue

- "you cannot survive in your tiny cubicle!"
- "life has to go on"
- "too slow, practise your speed!"
- "it's only honeymoon period now, soon u will know"
- "i strongly believe that we are born to face challenges"
- "only a few years ago teenagers started jumping out from the window"
- "the result is not satisfactory, test again"
- "oh, have i bored u to death?"
- "i don't call these as tests, they are exercises only"
- "i have to teach really fast, so as to compete with other classes"
- "put on your smile on your face"
- "each row one student (to answer the question)"
- "five...four...three...two...one...ok, copy 100 times"
- "u are not supposed to be studying in this class!"

that's a part..
dun want to type the rest cuz there are too many
after i've expressed these stuff.. i'm dead