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 Nov 15 2004, 10:54 PM
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The former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use big people words" she'd always remind them. She asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana". "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Joey what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo," he said. "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN" use big people words!", she said. She then asked Eddie what he had done. "I read a book" he replied. "That wonderful" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Eddie thought about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit!" |
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Nov 15 2004, 11:02 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
awww! thats sooo cute and funny too.
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Nov 15 2004, 11:32 PM
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haha
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Nov 15 2004, 11:57 PM
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lmao.... but my mom's name is winnie
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Nov 15 2004, 11:59 PM
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 I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
lol, i've heard that before, but still funny
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Nov 18 2004, 12:46 AM
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hAHHAH FUNNY
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Nov 18 2004, 07:46 PM
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 The Original Sparx Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,370 |
LoL! Oh yeah, that's definitely a big people word
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Nov 18 2004, 08:09 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
it was okay. i would be annoyed if a teacher acted like that lol then again im not in kindergarten
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Nov 18 2004, 08:11 PM
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funny how the teacher said "That Wonderful." Dat be wunderful yo!
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Nov 18 2004, 10:49 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
Haha. It was pretty good to me.
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Nov 18 2004, 11:41 PM
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 (0.x)o-(^.^q) take that Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,827 |
haha thats kool
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