funny moments, with yur guy or crush Options

[lilxroxy]

well. the funniest so far is this one:

i was talking with "him" and then he said "my mom is gnna be gone for the week nxt week."

me: oh. thats cool. you have anything to eat or do you want be to bring you food. [as a joke]

him: you wnna come over???

me: wha the fcuk?!

him: yeah.

------later on-----

my friend: he probably thot you said "wanna fcuk"

me: ......

[lilxroxy]

ohkay. so i went to HKG for honor band last week. and this relli cute guy uses and thinks of all the excuses to hug me.
such as:
"how do you hug ppl, i hug them like this" *hug*
"i need a hug, i feel so lonely" [when no one is arnd]
etc etc.

and he`s one of the horniest guys i knw..

so that day when we`re in the airport at taipei, at the immigrant thing. there`s this carpet that has a certain width in a diff color that says "waiting line" so he was stepping on it. and his feet length are exactly the same as the width. [which is pretty small]

me: @@ you have small feet
him: i knw.. *pulls me relli close to him*
me: -____- what?!
him: you knw guys with small feet have longer dicks.
me: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..why the eff yu telling me this?!
him: *wiggles eyebrows* yu wnna check it owt?

------x3

i swear, he caught me offguard.

[sheepy]

oh hmm we went to watch the grudge. nd gosh was that scary; i kicked and hit him a lot. well not on purpose; i was trying to cover my eyes LOLL. and ears.

[sunissed14127]

hmmm....i think the funniest would be him shaking his ass in my face lol...it was pretty dang funny

[HelloSunshine]

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[Br0kenxImag3]

Haha, This one isnt really funneh but:

Last year I was behind the bleachers at a football game with some friends. I was all hyper and was swinging around...I didnt see my friends Boyfriend {{now ex}} and I accidentally punched him O___O He fell backwards crying. I went to hug him and started laughing for no reason. Kassie {{My friend n his ex}} Was stareing at me and all pissed off that I was hugging her boyfriend so She went to hug him and he pulled away and I fell over laughing

[HelloSunshine]

^ omgsh..haha how emabarrasing lol

[LiLaZnGirL122]

it was halloween and we were all at apark i was on da swing and on da phone wit my mom and he was like next to me and i was eatin his candy lol and den like i started to spin and i feel IT WAS EFFING EMMBARASSING!! he was like wOw r u okai lol

[lilxroxy]

^ahahahahahah. wow..^

[xheavenzcentzx]

omg i think i could die laughing, I WAS havng a bad day but hey thx to this im laughing my ass off you guys are great

[1--GIRL]

He was at my house for this school project and he was on the computer and I wanted him to get off the computer and he wouldn't so I pulled his sweatshirt like really hard and he fell down.

[*Weird addiction*]

ok heres another one,i was at my boyfriends room,then his friend came with his gf,then we talked...bla bla, my bf said he was going to get something from the fridge and his friend's gf said she was going to the bathroom so that left me and my bf's friend,we were alone ....i was holding an hair pin and it feel under the bed,so i was looking for it but i couldng find it,so my bf's friend said he would help me,so we both went under the bed looking for the pin then my bf and my bf's friend's gf walked in and saw us together,squeezing under the bed,they didnt see our heads just our legs,mine was on top of his! it was sooo funny,but it took like an hour to convince my bf that we were just looking for an hair pin which was never recoverd...

[_sarcastic_]

one was when we were playing on the escalator (don't ask why) and we didn't see it coming to and end cause we were facingthe other way. he tripped first then i saw it i started laughing, and i tripped ontop of him it was pretty funny. People were all staring at us as if we were some weirdos.

the other one was when we were watching this scary movie (forgot what the movie was) well at the shocking parts, i would jump and smack him so hard on the chest. but then later on, becuase we were holding hands, and our hands were on his lap, i jumped and hit him *there* .... omg it must've hurt

[literemix24]

lol this really made my day.. =]

[lilxroxy]

hahaha, it sure does.

[lilxroxy]

ok heres another one,i was at my boyfriends room,then his friend came with his gf,then we talked...bla bla, my bf said he was going to get something from the fridge and his friend's gf said she was going to the bathroom so that left me and my bf's friend,we were alone ....i was holding an hair pin and it feel under the bed,so i was looking for it but i couldng find it,so my bf's friend said he would help me,so we both went under the bed looking for the pin then my bf and my bf's friend's gf walked in and saw us together,squeezing under the bed,they didnt see our heads just our legs,mine was on top of his! it was sooo funny,but it took like an hour to convince my bf that we were just looking for an hair pin which was never recoverd...

ooooooh. haha. tisktisk. he must`ve been jealous.

[hiromi]

hmmm let's see... last year, the guy I liked was my lab partner in science. Well, he really likes to fool around, so he started stealing all my books while I wasn't looking. So then I ended up stealing some of his pencils, and then I kicked him. then we both started kicking eachother during class and we got sent out into the hallway >_>;;

Another times was this year during english class, and he used to sit in front of me. So we ended up talking alot while the teacher is lecturing us (well not talking... more like laughing about random stuff o_O), and all of a sudden: "Jen and Henry (that's his name... don't make fun of it >.>), please stop talking. What kind of interesting topic would you two be talking about while I am speaking?" and everyone in our class looks at us... /._.\

I have alot more, but I don't feel like making a long post -_-

[xLil SweetnezZx]

well-i crack up over anything. even the disgusting jokes he makes like:
"The first job I ever had was at a pickle factory. I got fired dore putting my finger in the pickle slicer. *points at me* Guess she got fired too."
Mostly I laughed cuz I was embarassed.

But one really funny time was when we got into a footfight and I nearly kicked him in the balls

[*salcha*]

i had one yesterday with my crush. (i used to go out with this guy)

me and him were walking after school in the empty staircase.
he was walkin all slow + i asked 'hey whats the matter'
he said'i rember we used to hold each other here'
so i asked him liike 'we can right now if u want'
so i walked and sat down up against the wall and he sat down next to me and he wrapped his arm around me and then he  turned my head and kissed me.
i was kinda like  but then i liked this guy right so i asked him what he wanted to do.
and he was like 'i like being here with you' i was like awww. and i placed myself more on his chest like we used to and lied down on him. it was soo sweet.. i turned myself and i sat on his lap and we starting making out and this janitor comes in    so we liked picked up our stuff and ran out holding hands <3

hahhahha

[xone_last_breath...]

Oh god, these are all so funny.. I have to think of one that me and my crush had...

Hmm well one was .. I was working on a French project with my friend Tara and we were sitting in the square (its like a hallway only its like this big empty space with tables in it and classrooms surround it..) and then my crush came up behind me and I didn't know he was there and I turned around really fast and I elbowed him in the arm ... and he was like OWW.. and then he started laughing and I burst out laughing... it doesn't sound funny, I guess you'd have to be there to think it funny..

Also..

K nevermind, my mind is COMPLETELY blank.. Oh well.. haha

[malimars]

I was doing laundry in the basement once and my crush was coming down to talk to me and he fell down the stairs right on top of me it was f**king halarious ........

[KawaiiChibiGirl]

Um. This was painful. Literally. Okay, so I swinging on the swings right next to my crush. When he started to talk to me, I was kinda shocked (cuz not many ppl talk to me on the swings.), and my jacket got caught on the swing's chain, and Iflew right off the swing. I was pretty high in the air. (I was flying! WHHHHEEEEE!!!!! ) I landed right on my back in the sand. And then the swing came right back at me. Ouch!!!!!!! Since, my crush was thinking I was trying to impress him, he was laughing, but he asked me if I was alright and all. Ever since then, we've became close friends! (was it worht the fall though? *sighs*)

[shortiiex]

lol.....my story isn't that funny...but it was the funnist between us....but you had to be there to get it

[MzShortieAlli]

My bf and I haven't had our really funny moments yet, but i was watching MtV MADE and like there's this one guy who wanted to get closer to his crush so he decided to take a dancing class so she would join him. And like one day they're just working out, and he starts doing pushups to impress her and so she gets on him while he's doing the push-ups and he farts on her hahahaha

[No1_2_NoBody13]

OK...we have bitting contest...and well one day it got a little far and they were all over us...well the next day at school were all looking at them and stuff....well my friend sees one on my belly like right below my boob...and hes like "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM THATS NOT MINE" and hes just blowing up at me...well we can always tell which one is ours well he has this special tooth with like a werid way it marks people and i showed him like a day later when you could see it better and he was just...oops...it was so funny cuz we made this BIG scene in the halls...so now he marks where he bites me...

[lilxroxy]

you guys made my day again