Nasty King Arthur Joke, haha Options

[diezelbabygrl_xo...]

Chastity Belt

King Arthur was getting ready to go on a quest, but was worried
about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all the Horny knights
of the Round Table.

So he went to Merlin the Magician for
advice. After explaining his problem to Merlin, the Wizard
thought about the problem for a while and then told the king to
come back in a week and he would have a solution to the problem.

The next week the King returned to Merlin returned to see the
new invention.

A Chastity Belt... except that it had a rather
large hole in the most obvious place. "This is no good," said
the King "Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect
the queen???" "Ah sire, just observe," Said Merlin as he pulled
out an old wand that he was going to throw away.

Merlin then inserted the wand into the hole in the chastity belt whereupon a
guillotine blade came down and cut the wand neatly in two
halves.

"Merlin you are a genius, now I can leave knowing that
my Queen is fully protected." Said the King. After putting
Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out on his quest.

Several years later the King returned to Camelot. Immediately,
the king assembled all the knights of the Round Table into the
courtyard and had them drop their trousers for inspection.

Sure enough every knight was either amputated or damaged in some way,
all except for Sir Galahad. "Sir Galahad, you are the one and
only true knight what is in my power to grant you??? Name it and
it is yours." Said the King.

But, as you know, it's impossible to talk with your tongue cut in half...