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how smart are you?, its a diff one =D
LuZz
post Nov 12 2004, 06:10 AM
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Are you the weakest link? Below are four (4) questions. You
have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready?


GO!!! (scroll down)














First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





















Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!




Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.











Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?





















Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!







You're not very good at this are you?













Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer..























Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
























Mary's father has five daughters:
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?





























Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again.



KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE "SMART PEOPLE" IN YOUR LIFE!
 
*wind&fire*
post Nov 12 2004, 06:25 AM
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all but the number one...
 
LadyXTor
post Nov 12 2004, 03:58 PM
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One right...congrats to me....this kinda made me feel stupid cry.gif ...ah well that was fun...i like to know i'm stupid every once and a while...i guess. =]
 
dreamerOi
post Nov 12 2004, 04:19 PM
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everything right except the second one. haha.
 
Ekay
post Nov 12 2004, 04:44 PM
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hahahah I'm so dumb tongue.gif I got none of 'em right. blah
 
ANG33ZY
post Nov 12 2004, 05:09 PM
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Hahaha. I didn't bother to guess the answer, so I just scrolled down.
 
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post Nov 12 2004, 05:22 PM
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hahha the number one was really tricky lol cause i mean you add 1000s then you add the 20 30 40 and 10 its 100 lol



.:tony:.
 
kellyannie
post Nov 12 2004, 06:28 PM
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the number one is confusing wacko.gif lol thats the only one i got wrong cry.gif
 
lyin_in_wait
post Nov 12 2004, 06:43 PM
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atleast i got no.1 right.... happy.gif
 
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post Nov 12 2004, 09:42 PM
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ahahaha...that made me feel dumb...

i had to recheck the adding one like 5 times. lol.
 
conster
post Nov 12 2004, 10:59 PM
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i only got the 3 right dam it
 
miss barnes
post Nov 12 2004, 11:56 PM
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got 2 right...whoop whoop..aint THAT dumb!
 
jnukes
post Nov 13 2004, 12:11 AM
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QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Nov 12 2004, 4:25 AM)
all but the number one...

same here *high five*
 
gelionie
post Nov 13 2004, 08:16 AM
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say maydayism.
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I only got the 3rd one wrong... lol.
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 08:37 AM
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wow.
 
*Weird addiction*
post Nov 13 2004, 09:45 AM
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i got one right...*sighs* im an idiot
 
Dusck
post Nov 14 2004, 03:18 AM
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I got two!!!

Genious in the buildin! haha
 
gothicvengeance
post Nov 14 2004, 05:10 PM
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I got all right but the last one...read the question too fast. Heh.
 
lil_shadow
post Nov 14 2004, 08:57 PM
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rawr.
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hahah i got all of em wrong stupid me xD
 
SuPerSoPow1025
post Nov 14 2004, 09:05 PM
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2 right, w00t w00t. hahaha
 
dani41790
post Nov 16 2004, 11:57 PM
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weeeee i got all of em right
 
SarahxJoy
post Nov 17 2004, 02:05 AM
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What the fack.
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I got three of 'em right.
I feel retarded though. pinch.gif;;
 
EXPLO5ION
post Nov 21 2004, 06:26 PM
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i got one right. pinch.gif ouch.
 
indykid845
post Nov 21 2004, 07:04 PM
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i got all of them right except for question #2
 
teenprincess
post Nov 21 2004, 07:08 PM
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I like it like that
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I wrote I don't know for all of them.
 
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