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Got Jokes?, Tell them in here.
shortiiex
post Nov 15 2004, 02:52 PM
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I know 3 nasty jokes it is pretty funny. I will telll you one of them
Here it goes:
It was thanksgiving and the mother told her 5 year old son to tell his sister to help clean up. When he got to her bedroom, he heard moaning and words like bitches and bastard. He walked in her bedrrom and saw his sister and her boyfriend doing certain stuff.
The little boy asked ,"What's bitches and Bastards?"
Sister said,"Well, um.....they are people."
The little boy went downstairs and saw his mom putting make up on. He jumped right up to her and said ,"Hiiii MOM!!"
Mom got scared and smudged her lipstick across her face and said,"Oh sh*t"
The little boy asked,"What's sh*t?"
The mother tried to think of a lie and said," That means make-up. Like i am putting make-up on my face"
Then the little boy went up to his father, who was carving the turkey.
He yelled,"HiIII DAD!!!
The dad got scared and messed up the turkey and said,"Oh...fu*k"
The little boy asked,"what's fu*k?"
The father said, "oh......um... it means to carve, like i am carving the turkey"then the doorbell rang"Go anwser that son"
the little boy answered the doorbell and it was his grandparents and said," Hello bitches and bastard, my mom is putting sh*t on her face, and my dad is fu*king the turkey!"






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Posts in this topic
Shortiiex   Got Jokes?   Nov 15 2004, 02:52 PM
autumn.   there is a humor section, you know.   Nov 15 2004, 06:52 PM
jooleeah   Haha, cute. but there is already a humor section i...   Nov 15 2004, 06:54 PM
tweeak   i was going to point out that there was a humor se...   Nov 15 2004, 06:55 PM
gmgmaster   Why did the chicken cross the road..... ...   Nov 15 2004, 06:59 PM
teenprincess   funny... I heard something similar to that joke.   Nov 15 2004, 07:10 PM
AngelicEyz00   there's a humor forum for this y'know? Mo...   Nov 15 2004, 07:12 PM
weirdness   lol hahahaa yea i heard a joke like dat b4 too   Nov 15 2004, 07:13 PM
LittleLulu   lmao kids these days eh?   Nov 16 2004, 12:14 AM
anqie   Lmao. I heard that joke before.   Nov 16 2004, 12:35 AM
faithin_felix   lol. i heard before.   Nov 16 2004, 12:38 AM


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