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 Nov 15 2004, 02:52 PM
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I know 3 nasty jokes it is pretty funny. I will telll you one of them
Here it goes: It was thanksgiving and the mother told her 5 year old son to tell his sister to help clean up. When he got to her bedroom, he heard moaning and words like bitches and bastard. He walked in her bedrrom and saw his sister and her boyfriend doing certain stuff. The little boy asked ,"What's bitches and Bastards?" Sister said,"Well, um.....they are people." The little boy went downstairs and saw his mom putting make up on. He jumped right up to her and said ,"Hiiii MOM!!" Mom got scared and smudged her lipstick across her face and said,"Oh sh*t" The little boy asked,"What's sh*t?" The mother tried to think of a lie and said," That means make-up. Like i am putting make-up on my face" Then the little boy went up to his father, who was carving the turkey. He yelled,"HiIII DAD!!! The dad got scared and messed up the turkey and said,"Oh...fu*k" The little boy asked,"what's fu*k?" The father said, "oh......um... it means to carve, like i am carving the turkey"then the doorbell rang"Go anwser that son" the little boy answered the doorbell and it was his grandparents and said," Hello bitches and bastard, my mom is putting sh*t on her face, and my dad is fu*king the turkey!" So what did you think? |
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| *autumn.* |
Nov 15 2004, 06:52 PM
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there is a humor section, you know.
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| *jooleeah* |
Nov 15 2004, 06:54 PM
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Haha, cute.
but there is already a humor section in createblog. so just post your jokes in there. |
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| *tweeak* |
Nov 15 2004, 06:55 PM
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i was going to point out that there was a humor section, but they beat me to it. so ill just tell you to take madrooney with you when you go...
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Nov 15 2004, 06:59 PM
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 I'm only a member hehe Group: Member Posts: 188 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,875 |
Why did the chicken cross the road.....
she wanted to see yo mama! |
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Nov 15 2004, 07:10 PM
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 I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
funny... I heard something similar to that joke.
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Nov 15 2004, 07:12 PM
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there's a humor forum for this y'know?
Moved to Humor |
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Nov 15 2004, 07:13 PM
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lol hahahaa yea i heard a joke like dat b4 too
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Nov 16 2004, 12:14 AM
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lmao kids these days eh?
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Nov 16 2004, 12:35 AM
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Lmao. I heard that joke before.
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Nov 16 2004, 12:38 AM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
lol. i heard before.
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