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 Nov 4 2004, 12:04 PM
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 mmm hmmm  Group: Member Posts: 1,591 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,325  |
^ ahhh I couldn't think of a good title for this post.
 Anyway, I'm planning my wedding and I came across this funny story yesterday!  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car." |
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Nov 4 2004, 02:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 318 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,213 |
been posted b4 woman
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Nov 4 2004, 03:01 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
Seen it but still funny as hell...LMFAO
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Nov 4 2004, 03:05 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
I don't mind hearing this joke again!
You're planning your wedding? Congrats 
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Nov 4 2004, 03:31 PM
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mmm hmmm Group: Member Posts: 1,591 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,325 |
QUOTE(karrar @ Nov 4 2004, 2:48 PM) been posted b4 woman well S-O-R-R-Y! I didn't see it in the threads. 
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Nov 4 2004, 08:15 PM
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Haha I like that.
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Nov 6 2004, 02:19 AM
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haha nice
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Nov 6 2004, 03:01 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
aww congrats that ur gettin married. but umm this has been posted like 3 or 4 times
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Nov 6 2004, 03:17 AM
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mmm hmmm Group: Member Posts: 1,591 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,325 |
QUOTE(dani41790 @ Nov 6 2004, 3:01 AM) aww congrats that ur gettin married. but umm this has been posted like 3 or 4 times dude show me the thread cuz I couldn't even find ONE post about this. but thanx for the congrats. lol |
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Nov 12 2004, 12:15 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
HHAHAAHHAHAHA
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Nov 12 2004, 12:21 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
Lmao. First time reading it^^
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Nov 14 2004, 03:20 AM
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 Magic Crayons Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315 |
haha
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Nov 14 2004, 01:02 PM
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I've heard this before...funny.
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Nov 14 2004, 09:11 PM
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 rawr. Group: Member Posts: 326 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,364 |
haha thats funny. i hope you have a happy marriage
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