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 Nov 14 2004, 03:10 AM
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 Magic Crayons  Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315  |
There was a girl and a father. Every night, the girl would have boys in her room. Her dad didn't want her to get pregnant, so he put glitter on his daugther's P**sy.
Every night before a guy leaves, the father would ask them "Show me your d**k" and if there was glitter on the guy's d**k, then her father would kick him out. THis happened almost every night. Then one night, her father asked him "Show me your d**k" and there was no glitter on the guy's d**k. "Congradulations, boy!" Said the father, proudly shaking his hand. He smiled, and there was glitter on his lips. |
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Nov 14 2004, 05:11 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
Lol...heard this one before but still funny. What a perverted dad.
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Nov 14 2004, 08:07 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
Heh heh. Heard this joke before, but diff version. ^_^
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Nov 14 2004, 08:13 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
Funny.........
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Nov 14 2004, 08:18 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
Heh, it was okay.
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Nov 14 2004, 08:25 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
lol.
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Nov 14 2004, 08:31 PM
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 rawr. Group: Member Posts: 326 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,364 |
haha. thats disgusting.
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Nov 15 2004, 02:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,711 |
lol
a) messedup dad... b) more mesedup /disgusting boy... i've heard it b4 but its funny |
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Nov 15 2004, 07:24 PM
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 hello : ) Group: Official Member Posts: 4,227 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,139 |
that is funny yet... gross
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Nov 15 2004, 09:56 PM
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 Saap!? Group: Member Posts: 568 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,151 |
when i read the word glitter- i was thinking about this joke.
 very funny & very disgusting 
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Nov 15 2004, 09:58 PM
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 I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
yea, i heard it in a different version, but still funny
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Nov 16 2004, 12:04 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
lmao i jus think its a bit wier for dad to go..n PUT stuff on his daughter's private parts...
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Nov 16 2004, 02:22 AM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
Wasn't this posted before? I dunno, it sounds REALLY familiar. But it's sooo funny.
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Dec 8 2004, 08:14 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
too dirty.
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Dec 8 2004, 09:02 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
i think it was posted before...it was ok for a second time
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Dec 8 2004, 09:04 PM
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the dad is.. just so messed up
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Dec 8 2004, 09:14 PM
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 Afflicted: Hurt. Group: Member Posts: 443 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,295 |
What in the world?!?! Gross but somewhat effective... until the last boy.. Ick. I hope nobody really has to go through that... :(
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Dec 8 2004, 09:57 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
QUOTE(LittleLulu @ Nov 15 2004, 11:04 PM) lmao i jus think its a bit wier for dad to go..n PUT stuff on his daughter's private parts... thats what i was thinking....she just should let the boys know that her dad is checking dicks |
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Dec 9 2004, 01:12 AM
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 shut up when im sleepin...... Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,102 |
mmm... glittery lips...
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Dec 9 2004, 04:22 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
how could the dad do that? just plain eww.
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Dec 9 2004, 05:35 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269 |
I heard this when I first signed up for cb =P
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Dec 9 2004, 05:53 PM
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This is so stupid. Why would the dad let a guy come to his house after he knew the first guy had sex with his daughter?
Dumb dad. Dumb joke. Dumb Dusck. |
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Dec 10 2004, 02:07 AM
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 sweet/not/sour Group: Member Posts: 35 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,748 |
*barf* plain wierd...
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Dec 11 2004, 04:24 PM
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lolz
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Dec 11 2004, 04:50 PM
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 The Secret Hacker. Group: Member Posts: 1,780 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,712 |
what a perverted joke.
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