how ta bug da shit outta copz Options

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diz iz how ta bug a cop if he pullz u ova



When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

Refer to him by his first name

When he says no, cry.

If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.

When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.

After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."

Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.

When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.

When he goes ot read you your rights, sing "La La La, I cant' hear you!"

Trip and fall into him.

Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.

Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.

Chew on the pen, nervously.

Clean your ear with the pen.

If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.

Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar...

Act like you are retarded.

When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.

Or mumble to yourself.

When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, Dude??

Ask if they know how to make the donuts.

When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like

Ask if he watches Cops.

Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.

Giggle if he did.

Talk to your hand.

When he frisks you, say you missed a spot, and grin.

When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.

Try to sell him your car.

Ask if you can buy his car.

If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.

Play with the siren.

If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.

If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner.

Oops...I meant OVER for dinner.

Ask if her ever had pu-tang.

If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.

Ask if you can see his gun.

When he say you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"

Tell him you like me in uniform.

Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween Party.