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post Nov 12 2004, 05:14 PM
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I'm sure we all have our ways of dealing with them.
Some of us put up with it, or retaliate with rudeness. And the small few of us choose to be humorous about it.

For me, I either...
  • Speak in a fake asian accent and try to frustrate the crap out of them, leading them around in circles
  • I go 'Uh-huh, yeah, that's nice', and hang up.
  • If I'm in a more lousier mood then usual, I'll simply say 'F*ck off' and hang up.
Share your telemarketer experiences, pranks or things you'd like to do.
 

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MasteRxKiD   Messing with Telemarketers   Nov 12 2004, 05:14 PM
AngelicEyz00   haha, oh man. I just... go along with it I'll...   Nov 12 2004, 05:29 PM
EvraeMorbid   Hahah My older brother loves to pester them by doi...   Nov 12 2004, 05:30 PM
dreamerOi   gaahaa. i just say theyr not home. then hang up. b...   Nov 12 2004, 05:30 PM
MasteRxKiD   QUOTE(EvraeMorbid @ Nov 12 2004, 2:30 PM).......   Nov 12 2004, 05:46 PM
AngelicEyz00   oh man, that web site is hilfuccinarious!   Nov 12 2004, 05:47 PM
Justingamemaster   hmm...when the damn telemarketers call...I enjoy p...   Nov 12 2004, 05:51 PM
XaZnX07   QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Nov 12 2004, 5:29 PM)hah...   Nov 12 2004, 05:53 PM
sweetdreamsx3   Lol, I should try these things. For me, if it...   Nov 12 2004, 05:54 PM
TBoltzbabe   sorry but that's extremely rude. telemarketer...   Nov 12 2004, 05:55 PM
tweeak   "more lousier" ? my friend picked up t...   Nov 12 2004, 05:57 PM
MasteRxKiD   QUOTE(my_papaya @ Nov 12 2004, 2:57 PM)...   Nov 12 2004, 06:03 PM
Nicolatofu   I just say no one's home, and if i am frustrat...   Nov 12 2004, 06:09 PM
jooleeah   Most of the time i just say " no, my parents ...   Nov 12 2004, 06:16 PM
MyVermilionPlague   I don't answer. =( Or I go HUH!?!? af...   Nov 12 2004, 06:18 PM
Oreo_bro   lol my best one was like this Me: Hello? TM: Hi I...   Nov 12 2004, 06:20 PM
[X]poised   haha i saw a website with telemarketer pranks on i...   Nov 12 2004, 06:20 PM
Chaos13   everytime them telemarketing people call me i woul...   Nov 12 2004, 06:46 PM
mizz_mithy   i start rambling and asking questions like "h...   Nov 12 2004, 07:11 PM
NatiMarie   Let's see... I do what my mom does. She cusses...   Nov 12 2004, 07:14 PM
Chaos13   QUOTEi start rambling and asking questions like ...   Nov 12 2004, 07:14 PM
mz_weirdo   QUOTE(Chaos13 @ Nov 12 2004, 4:46 PM)everytim...   Nov 12 2004, 07:17 PM
mizz_mithy   QUOTEHuh??? doesn't make sense. you go wha? i...   Nov 12 2004, 07:28 PM
happygoluckyng   I just hang up...so it doesn't waste anyone...   Nov 12 2004, 07:31 PM
aznxdreamer   i have a little speech memorized: hello hes not ho...   Nov 12 2004, 07:31 PM
xnofearx   For me... I ask them who they are and just when t...   Nov 12 2004, 07:33 PM
tainted_angel   My brother does this thing he calls, "Asian E...   Nov 12 2004, 07:37 PM
xscore   QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Nov 12 2004, 5:14 PM)[*]Sp...   Nov 12 2004, 09:14 PM
xSWEETxCANDiix   haha this is hilarious   Nov 12 2004, 09:21 PM
magnificentmike   they're not allowed to hang up on us so i just...   Nov 12 2004, 09:23 PM
Chaos13   hahahaha nice one tainted_angel! i like that...   Nov 12 2004, 09:25 PM
anqie   Lol. I thought about it but I never did.   Nov 12 2004, 09:30 PM
basick   i just hang up when i hear that 2-3 second pause.....   Nov 12 2004, 11:27 PM
miss barnes   the thing that makes me mad is that i cant underst...   Nov 12 2004, 11:35 PM
xquizit   Well, I was a telemarketer once so I can tell you ...   Nov 12 2004, 11:46 PM
dafunnybunny   i just hang up. or call for my mom and give her th...   Nov 13 2004, 12:17 AM
xoxo_koala_kisses_   what you do is... when they call, you whisper ...   Nov 13 2004, 12:32 AM
sweetxsimplicity   [Telemarketer Repellant] [1] If they say the...   Nov 13 2004, 12:39 AM
teeners__15   haha i had one time when they asked me a bunch of ...   Nov 13 2004, 01:34 AM
wind&fire   QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ Nov 13 2004, 8:55 AM)sorry...   Nov 13 2004, 02:31 AM
x emo screamo x   QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Nov 12 2004, 2:29 PM)hah...   Nov 13 2004, 03:07 AM
jennypie   one time i actually went along with it and got fiv...   Nov 13 2004, 03:20 AM
M1SSxCHR1SSY   QUOTE(Oreo_bro @ Nov 12 2004, 4:20 PM)lol my ...   Nov 13 2004, 05:24 AM
Ladii_D1809   I'm ususally nice excpet this one time when a ...   Nov 13 2004, 09:47 AM
TBoltzbabe   god you all are so immature.   Nov 13 2004, 10:31 AM
xscore   QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ Nov 13 2004, 10:31 AM)god ...   Nov 13 2004, 12:51 PM
AngelicEyz00   QUOTE(xscore @ Nov 13 2004, 9:51 AM)seriously...   Nov 13 2004, 01:59 PM
jnukes   i love it when it's a recorded messege. ...   Nov 13 2004, 02:43 PM
TBoltzbabe   QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Nov 13 2004, 1:59 PM)sha...   Nov 13 2004, 04:15 PM
tweeak   ^yes, in fact, for most people its nearly impossib...   Nov 13 2004, 05:39 PM
AngelicEyz00   QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ Nov 13 2004, 1:15 PM)no yo...   Nov 13 2004, 05:47 PM
silver rain   QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ Nov 12 2004, 5:55 PM)sorry...   Nov 13 2004, 06:36 PM
CallMeClumsy   "oh hi. oh that's nice! OHMYGOD, are ...   Nov 13 2004, 06:39 PM
FALLENstar009   I either * try to sell combs to them * Say i can...   Nov 13 2004, 06:46 PM
TBoltzbabe   QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Nov 13 2004, 5:47 PM)Of ...   Nov 14 2004, 12:50 AM
x_angawhomps   One time, I hung up on a telemarketer and she call...   Nov 14 2004, 12:52 AM
mzteriouzme007   i recommen... I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH, GODDAMMIT...   Nov 14 2004, 01:37 AM
Jus2s1mp13   hahah crazy... for me? Ahh i dont pick up. i got c...   Nov 14 2004, 01:37 AM
wind&fire   QUOTE(my_papaya @ Nov 14 2004, 8:39 AM)^yes, ...   Nov 14 2004, 04:46 AM
nyCzxfOx   my friend... FLIRTS WITH THEM O_O;; all the time....   Nov 14 2004, 08:48 AM
lil_shadow   QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Nov 12 2004, 7:31 PM)i ha...   Nov 14 2004, 12:23 PM
Fallen_Fairy   I start talking to them in french, they would all ...   Nov 14 2004, 12:27 PM
autumn.   heres an idea: them: hii me: [baby voice] hii...   Nov 14 2004, 07:25 PM
tweeak   QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Nov 14 2004, 4:46 AM)how so.....   Nov 14 2004, 08:14 PM
autumn.   QUOTE(my_papaya @ Nov 14 2004, 8:14 PM)what.....   Nov 14 2004, 08:16 PM
Spencer   My brother once worked up the nerve to cry and tel...   Oct 25 2007, 07:20 PM
libertie   I don't actually mess with them, I just tell t...   Oct 25 2007, 07:25 PM
Podomaht   I try not to mess around with the telemarketers be...   Oct 25 2007, 07:27 PM
1angel3   I remember when I was younger and a telemarketer c...   Oct 25 2007, 08:00 PM
davinci   Nope, I don't mess with them. Imagine how anno...   Oct 25 2007, 08:09 PM
Blaqheartedstar   they pronounce my moms name wrong her name is Dali...   Oct 25 2007, 08:37 PM
RogueVanity   I like to make conversations with them hah Or if ...   Oct 26 2007, 06:14 AM
Blaqheartedstar   QUOTE(RogueVanity @ Oct 26 2007, 07:14 AM...   Oct 26 2007, 12:49 PM
revoltaire   i used to play pranks on them... now i just try to...   Oct 26 2007, 08:28 AM
KawaiiLove   I just tell them that I'm not interested or if...   Oct 26 2007, 12:57 PM
1angel3   QUOTE(KawaiiLove @ Oct 26 2007, 10:57 AM)...   Oct 27 2007, 02:34 PM
Jeng   why are we bumping old ass topics? uhm i just ha...   Oct 26 2007, 02:18 PM
smrkangl   I've always wanted to try speaking in 1337 or ...   Oct 27 2007, 11:12 PM


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