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 Nov 11 2004, 06:28 PM
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 Feeel X  Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498  |
There was once a king who had three prisoners.
Beside the king was a very hot and naked girl. The king said whoever can walk up the stairs without getting erected will live. THe first prisoner walked half way and got erected. THe king asked what was his dad's occupation? the first prisoner said he was a chef. So, the king ordered someone to chop his d*ck off and cook it. he died... The second prisoner walked three quarters way and got erected the king asked what was his dad's occupation? THe second prisoner said he was a woodchopper So the king ordered someone to chop his d*ck off. The third prisoner took one step and got erected. The king asked what was his dad's occupation? He giggled and said, "My father trys lollipops" |
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faithin_felix Flight of stairs. Nov 11 2004, 06:28 PM
mzteriouzme007 what's erected? Nov 11 2004, 11:18 PM mzteriouzme007 oh... ^ i was 1st! Nov 11 2004, 11:19 PM jnukes oh... HAHA.. I GET IT!.. HAHA!! nice j... Nov 11 2004, 11:22 PM jambaJUICE hahahaha. ROFL. i actually found that funny. xP
Q... Nov 11 2004, 11:26 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo OMG lol!! that was cute. i never heard tha... Nov 13 2004, 07:18 PM blowpops69 lmao...i think i hurd this joke before but differe... Nov 13 2004, 11:25 PM faithin_felix lol, erected...hes too goodie boy. Nov 14 2004, 12:28 AM
xtremeliquid Haha...I get it. Nov 14 2004, 02:58 AM  |
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