conversations, funny ones.... Options

[happygoluckyng]

just bored....so..........

wanna post any funny convo's you've been a part of...?..lol...you can censor the other person's names...lol

[Danny]

meh: hey angel
Angel: lol, hey
meh: hows the play?
Angel: scurring me! they want me to act "brattier"!!!i look rediculus!
Angel: but u still gotta come
Angel: i haven't seen u all in 4ever!
meh: of course ill come ... ill hijack a car and ride there if i have to
meh: hmmm.. maybe ill just hijack a plane instead
Angel: lmao
Angel: arrivin in style
Angel: i'll look so cool runnin to the plane like, "i kno that guy! he came to see me!"
meh: haha
Angel: oh! you should like show up in a tux too, and get like two hot gurls on each arm
meh: haha.. lets not get carried away now...
Angel: and pay the door guy like 2oooo bucks in front of everyone and say, "jus alittle sumthin for you"
Angel: and u prolly dont have 20,000 bucks
meh: yeah... i get money from my parents
Angel: so u can take monopoly money and paint it green
meh: haha... that would be funn... now if only i could find my monopoly set...
Angel: lmao
Angel: then like half way threough the show....
Angel: the owners of the tux store sum in and like rip the tux off and its jus a cheap clip on tux that u rented, so it jus snaps off
Angel: and
Angel: ur werain like these really vrappy clothes underneath
meh: oh thanks ... its nice that you care
Angel: and the tux store guys r like, "ur renting ended 37 seconds ago!!!"
meh: you make me sound like im poor ...
meh: and besides... i already have a tux looking... type of clothes ... from band ...
Angel: so the guy u gave money notices that it's paint comin off and gets a mob in the audience to jump u.
Angel: and then they jump me
Angel: and the set on stage knocks down
Angel: lol
meh: hmm... then we'll just have to hijack another plane
meh: so do you knwo the date or am i gonna hafta wait while my cousin attacks me and tears me into shreads?
Angel: lol, but the second one will be crappier, and will like break down in mid air while ur trying to escape the mob
Angel: and u have to jump out in a parachute
meh: yeah that would be interesting... maybe i SHOULD stay home
Angel: and once u hit ground they attack u again
Angel: oh sry ummm...
Angel: oct. 29th, 30th and 31st...and...nov. 6th and 7th
Angel: i not sure the times yet

[*tweeak*]

leaving the stands for the band area of a football game on 8th grade night (where all the 8th grade band students get a small taste of marching band):

girl: why arent we moving
guy: because we leave in rows
girl: rose? my name isnt rose

girl: so how high do the pants go up? because if they go up really high theyre uncomfortable and i dont want to have to wear uncomfortable pants
guy: they dont stop at your waist
me: theyre like overalls
girl: but do they go up high?
guy: they have straps...
me: they dont stop at your waist! they have straps! theyre like overalls! theyre not pants!
girl: ooooooh so like, they cover your boobs?
:exhasperated sigh from all:

i really hope she doent join. shes such an idiot

[*jooleeah*]

my_papaya Posted on Nov 9 2004, 6:03 PM
  leaving the stands for the band area of a football game on 8th grade night (where all the 8th grade band students get a small taste of marching band):

girl: why arent we moving
guy: because we leave in rows
girl: rose? my name isnt rose

girl: so how high do the pants go up? because if they go up really high theyre uncomfortable and i dont want to have to wear uncomfortable pants
guy: they dont stop at your waist
me: theyre like overalls
girl: but do they go up high?
guy: they have straps...
me: they dont stop at your waist! they have straps! theyre like overalls! theyre not pants!
girl: ooooooh so like, they cover your boobs?
:exhasperated sigh from all:

i really hope she doent join. shes such an idiot 

Who was that girl? Was she from pms or sms?
anyway, i have no funny convos....none that you guys would get, anyway.

[*tweeak*]

pms, but i have no clue what her name was, we just call her rose when we need to look back and make fun of her. but i can go look her up in my 8th grade yearbook...

edit:// i think her name might be theresa, but i could be completely wrong

[Saeglopur]

Liz: So.. if you say you are nowhere.. then you are somewhere because no where is some where stating that right now, where you would be?

Me: .... here?

Liz: If you're not here, where would you be?

Me: There?

Liz: Where is there?

Me: Not over here.

[*jooleeah*]

pms, but i have no clue what her name was, we just call her rose when we need to look back and make fun of her. but i can go look her up in my 8th grade yearbook...

edit:// i think her name might be theresa, but i could be completely wrong

=X! that's tracy bain! i get it now ( since you were talking about it in the pm) she's really not as dumb as you think...

[sweetdreamsx3]

I don't have my conversation saved, but it goes something like this..

me: What's C on the periodic table?
guy: Yes.
me: What's Fu?
guy: hmm..
me: HAHAHAHA
guy: o
guy: fag
guy: -_-
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guys are funny. :D

[*tweeak*]

=X! that's tracy bain! i get it now ( since you were talking about it in the pm) she's really not as dumb as you think...

well, she was acting awfully stupid that night. there was more to it, but it was about senior band members, so i figured it would be a bit wasted to post that...but is she always that hyper and annoying?

[emrzz09]

eMrZz 09 (me): hi poop..how was school?
Ryan (my boyfriend): not bad pee, how about you?


Somehow, I found that funny.

[sweetdreamsx3]

eMrZz 09 (me): hi poop..how was school?
Ryan (my boyfriend): not bad pee, how about you?


Somehow, I found that funny.

It's okay. We all have our own lil "inside jokes".

[emrzz09]

It's okay. We all have our own lil "inside jokes".

Uh, okay? What's that supposed to mean?

[Heathasm]

me: i want to start an emu farm
him: .....i was almost killed by an emu once
me: o_o....
me: .....rock!!!!
him: -_-

haha that was a small portion of it
i cant remember the rest

[xxmzkrnpunkster4]

Me:hey jared like my profile?? lol
Jared: lmao
Me: lol
Me: me and taylor were talkin bout how u would b a good president
Jared idk bout that
Me: she said u would b the BEST president
Jared: i would legalize alot of stuff
Me: i kno
Me: lol
Jared: lol
Me: she said u would rule the world and b a drug lord
Jared: true true
Me: and she was like"JARED FOR 2008!!!!" and she said next time she sees u shes gonna b like.."g/l wit the 2008 elections!"
Jared: there wouldnt b ne terrorist cuz i would just bomb there whole country
Me: lol
Me: omg it was funny
Jared: lol
Me: yeah
Me: and she was tellin me how she was beatin the shit out of u and josh hill was down the road and u were like"josh u P**sy help shes beatin my ass!!" or sumthin like that
Me: i was like'rofl!!"
Jared: she was stompin on my my nuts
Jared: that shit hurt
Me: lol
Me: i was like"dammit i wish i was there to have taped it!"
Jared: lol
Me: omg remember when i kiked u in the bak of the balls
Me: ROFL!!!
Jared: yea
Jared: it hurt like a motha f**ker
Me: lol
Me: wat was it u said?
Me: u were like"ppl r gonna think im retarded" or sumthin
Jared: they would have the way i had to walk
Jared: it hurt so bad
Jared: u have no idea
Me: im sry but its funny rofl
Jared: meanie
Jared: lol
Me: lol im sry
Jared: as long as u wont do it again its all good
Me: lol
Me: watch i do it again
Me: lol
Me: i probably would
Jared: nope no good
Me: aww damn
Jared: i would piss my pants
Me: lol
Me: i could see u do that..b like...aww shit i pissed my pants
Jared: no i would b more like. . . .
Jared: . . . f**k I PISSED MY f**kIN PANTS THATS f**kIN BULLSHIT
Me: rofl
Me: remember when i got in trouble by the teacher??
Jared : yea
Me: she was like..do u want a detention? i was like no..and she was like then u better stop!! after she left i kept doin it hahahahahaha
Jared: lmao
Me: i didnt care
Jared: obviously not
Me: anyhoo
Me: remember i called u and made u go down to east to watch me and jared..*wink*
Jared: yea i do
Me: o that gives me the chills
Jared: yea i know
Jared: lol u wanted ppl to watch
Me: no juss u
Me: lol
Jared: should i feel special
Me: wait no..u told me to call u when we were gonna kiss
Me: so u could "Watch"
Jared: i was j/m tho
Me: well u kno i take things seriosuly
Me: seriously**
Jared: yes i do now
Me: now?? u didnt kno that b4???
Jared: no i learned it that day
Me: oo
Me: god too many funny times..haha u got shot in the eye wit a bebe gun..i think it was a bebe gun
Jared: yea that hurt too
Me: hahaha
Jared: i emptied the gun on him tho
Me: who was it that did it?
Jared: nick avil
Me: hahaha
Jared: auvil***
Me: u should of kiked his ass
Me: i hate him
Jared: i shot him like 50 times n the back at point black
Me: lol
Jared: blank***
Jared: he was bleedin enough
Me: haha
Me: was it u that jumped off of haunds roof onto his trampoline?
Me: hauns**
Jared: no it was the otha jared
Me: o haun did it?
Jared: yea i didnt feel like missin the f**kin thing
Me: o
Me: i thought it was u
Jared: nope
Me: ooo
Me: juss curious have u heard of kittie?
Jared: yea
Me: do u like them?
Jared: they r all rite
Me: yeah
Me: lol nice profile
Jared: yes it is
Me: but mines bigger
Jared: so
Me: so
Me: anyhoo
Jared: sOoOoOoOo
Me: brb
Jared (8:27:55 PM): k
Me: ok bka
Me: bak&
Me(: bak*****
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Jared): havin trouble there
Me: lol yeah
Me: i was like..godammit
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: dont make fun of me!!!
Me: only i can do that! lol
Jared: i do the same thing . . . .
Jared: . . . when im stoned
Me: really?
Me: lol
Me: i was jokin
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: yes jared im that retarded i make fun of myself
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Jared: well u could b cuz its been a ling time since i seen or talked to u
Jared: long***
Me: true HEY!!!!
Jared: lol
Me: *hmhp* ur not my special buddy anymore
Me: *hmph*
Jared: :-(
Jared : fine b that way
Me: im juss playin
Jared: lol
Me: ur my special buddy..u will always b my special buddy!!!!:-D
Jared: yay lol
Me: lol
Me: omg im soo frickin retarded
Me: im sitting here dancing all weird to mxpx
Jared: lmao
Me: lol
Me: rofl
Jared: i thought u said u werent retarded lol
Me: lol
Me: omg im really hyper
Jared: omg
Jared: im really not hyper
Me: omg!omg! omg!!!!
Me: u suck
Jared: no i get sucked
Jared: lol
Me: really? by who ur dog
Me: lol
Me jk
Me o shit ur gonna kill me
Jared: ur mean =-O
Me: jared!!!!!! not that face!! naughty boy!!!
Jared: >:o ********* wrong face
Me: lol
Jared: lol yes i am retarded
Me: yay!! we can b retarded together wait..
Me: yeah
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: i think im smokin sumthin
Me: want sum?
Jared: yea
Jared : wat u smokin
Me: umm weed? idk
Me: lol
Jared: o i only do crack now
Me: ok crack
Jared: guess wat
Me: wat?
Jared: guess wat
Me: wat?
Jared: i dont do crack but i did do...............
Jared: ..... acid
Me: ok acid
Jared: cant smoke acid u got to drink it
Me: owwwww
Me: lol i went to go put my hands on my face and say omg!!!! make up ur mind to the computer and i hit my head on the bak of my chair
Me: see how retarded i've gotten?
Me: ow that hurt
Jared: lmao
Jared: lol
Me: hehehe
Me: but that did hurt
Me: ok u kno wat!!!! ur not gettin any of my stuff!!!!!
Jared: y not
Me: b/c i don even kno wat im smokin or w/e lol and u cant seem to make up ur mind!!!!
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: wow ive gotten retarded in like..uhh...
Me: 6 months lol
Jared : lol
Me: i think i was retarded to begin wit lol
Jared: not this much
Jared: no offense meant
Me: hey ur mean
Jared: i said no offense
Jared: if that is how u spell it
Me: yes jared thats how u spell it
Jared: k lol
Me: lol
Me: and i thought i couldnt spell jk
Jared: i know i cant spell and im proud
Me: lol


the smokin part..it was a joke >.<

[happygoluckyng]

Me:hey jared like my profile?? lol
Jared: lmao
Me: lol
Me: me and taylor were talkin bout how u would b a good president
Jared idk bout that
Me: she said u would b the BEST president
Jared: i would legalize alot of stuff
Me: i kno
Me: lol
Jared: lol
Me: she said u would rule the world and b a drug lord
Jared: true true
Me: and she was like"JARED FOR 2008!!!!" and she said next time she sees u shes gonna b like.."g/l wit the 2008 elections!"
Jared: there wouldnt b ne terrorist cuz i would just bomb there whole country
Me: lol
Me: omg it was funny
Jared: lol
Me: yeah
Me: and she was tellin me how she was beatin the shit out of u and josh hill was down the road and u were like"josh u P**sy help shes beatin my ass!!" or sumthin like that
Me: i was like'rofl!!"
Jared: she was stompin on my my nuts
Jared: that shit hurt
Me: lol
Me: i was like"dammit i wish i was there to have taped it!"
Jared: lol
Me: omg remember when i kiked u in the bak of the balls
Me: ROFL!!!
Jared: yea
Jared: it hurt like a motha f**ker
Me: lol
Me: wat was it u said?
Me: u were like"ppl r gonna think im retarded" or sumthin
Jared: they would have the way i had to walk
Jared: it hurt so bad
Jared: u have no idea
Me: im sry but its funny rofl
Jared: meanie
Jared: lol
Me: lol im sry
Jared: as long as u wont do it again its all good
Me: lol
Me: watch i do it again
Me: lol
Me: i probably would
Jared: nope no good
Me: aww damn
Jared: i would piss my pants
Me: lol
Me: i could see u do that..b like...aww shit i pissed my pants
Jared: no i would b more like. . . .
Jared: . . . f**k I PISSED MY f**kIN PANTS THATS f**kIN BULLSHIT
Me: rofl
Me: remember when i got in trouble by the teacher??
Jared : yea
Me: she was like..do u want a detention? i was like no..and she was like then u better stop!! after she left i kept doin it hahahahahaha
Jared: lmao
Me: i didnt care
Jared: obviously not
Me: anyhoo
Me: remember i called u and made u go down to east to watch me and jared..*wink*
Jared: yea i do
Me: o that gives me the chills
Jared: yea i know
Jared: lol u wanted ppl to watch
Me: no juss u
Me: lol
Jared: should i feel special
Me: wait no..u told me to call u when we were gonna kiss
Me: so u could "Watch"
Jared: i was j/m tho
Me: well u kno i take things seriosuly
Me: seriously**
Jared: yes i do now
Me: now?? u didnt kno that b4???
Jared: no i learned it that day
Me: oo
Me: god too many funny times..haha u got shot in the eye wit a bebe gun..i think it was a bebe gun
Jared: yea that hurt too
Me: hahaha
Jared: i emptied the gun on him tho
Me: who was it that did it?
Jared: nick avil
Me: hahaha
Jared: auvil***
Me: u should of kiked his ass
Me: i hate him
Jared: i shot him like 50 times n the back at point black
Me: lol
Jared: blank***
Jared: he was bleedin enough
Me: haha
Me: was it u that jumped off of haunds roof onto his trampoline?
Me: hauns**
Jared: no it was the otha jared
Me: o haun did it?
Jared: yea i didnt feel like missin the f**kin thing
Me: o
Me: i thought it was u
Jared: nope
Me: ooo
Me: juss curious have u heard of kittie?
Jared: yea
Me: do u like them?
Jared: they r all rite
Me: yeah
Me: lol nice profile
Jared: yes it is
Me: but mines bigger
Jared: so
Me: so
Me: anyhoo
Jared: sOoOoOoOo
Me: brb
Jared (8:27:55 PM): k
Me: ok bka
Me: bak&
Me(: bak*****
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Jared): havin trouble there
Me: lol yeah
Me: i was like..godammit
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: dont make fun of me!!!
Me: only i can do that! lol
Jared: i do the same thing . . . .
Jared: . . . when im stoned
Me: really?
Me: lol
Me: i was jokin
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: yes jared im that retarded i make fun of myself
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Jared: well u could b cuz its been a ling time since i seen or talked to u
Jared: long***
Me: true HEY!!!!
Jared: lol
Me: *hmhp* ur not my special buddy anymore
Me: *hmph*
Jared: :-(
Jared : fine b that way
Me: im juss playin
Jared: lol
Me: ur my special buddy..u will always b my special buddy!!!!:-D
Jared: yay lol
Me: lol
Me: omg im soo frickin retarded
Me: im sitting here dancing all weird to mxpx
Jared: lmao
Me: lol
Me: rofl
Jared: i thought u said u werent retarded lol
Me: lol
Me: omg im really hyper
Jared: omg
Jared: im really not hyper
Me: omg!omg! omg!!!!
Me: u suck
Jared: no i get sucked
Jared: lol
Me: really? by who ur dog
Me: lol
Me jk
Me o shit ur gonna kill me
Jared: ur mean =-O
Me: jared!!!!!! not that face!! naughty boy!!!
Jared: >:o ********* wrong face
Me: lol
Jared: lol yes i am retarded
Me: yay!! we can b retarded together wait..
Me: yeah
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: i think im smokin sumthin
Me: want sum?
Jared: yea
Jared : wat u smokin
Me: umm weed? idk
Me: lol
Jared: o i only do crack now
Me: ok crack
Jared: guess wat
Me: wat?
Jared: guess wat
Me: wat?
Jared: i dont do crack but i did do...............
Jared: ..... acid
Me: ok acid
Jared: cant smoke acid u got to drink it
Me: owwwww
Me: lol i went to go put my hands on my face and say omg!!!! make up ur mind to the computer and i hit my head on the bak of my chair
Me: see how retarded i've gotten?
Me: ow that hurt
Jared: lmao
Jared: lol
Me: hehehe
Me: but that did hurt
Me: ok u kno wat!!!! ur not gettin any of my stuff!!!!!
Jared: y not
Me: b/c i don even kno wat im smokin or w/e lol and u cant seem to make up ur mind!!!!
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: wow ive gotten retarded in like..uhh...
Me: 6 months lol
Jared : lol
Me: i think i was retarded to begin wit lol
Jared: not this much
Jared: no offense meant
Me: hey ur mean
Jared: i said no offense
Jared: if that is how u spell it
Me: yes jared thats how u spell it
Jared: k lol
Me: lol
Me: and i thought i couldnt spell jk
Jared: i know i cant spell and im proud
Me: lol


the smokin part..it was a joke >.<

nobody's gonna read all that....lol
how bout this.......

xoxoCocaoBabixoxo: Man white folds, you ask them one question and they give you their whole life story...haha
SwEETonYou080{me}: haha...dumbass...you white...well.....close enough....lmao

lol...I found that kinda funny...it happened like 2 seconds ago...and there was this one time...I was like how you fall up some stairs...and my friend was like ....omg I do that all the time....haha

[*tweeak*]

me: i want to start an emu farm
him: .....i was almost killed by an emu once
me: o_o....
me: .....rock!!!!
him: -_-

haha that was a small portion of it
i cant remember the rest

no way! my friend and i used to have this inside joke going on about starting an emu farm.

haha, i just found that funnier than the actual conversation

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

there was a time in the chatroom where i wound up getting into a chat about camel toes, and rating them... u know what im talkinga bout..melons.. lol

[Heathasm]

no way! my friend and i used to have this inside joke going on about starting an emu farm.

haha, i just found that funnier than the actual conversation

hahah..its cause there were the stupid commercial advertising......EMU FARMS
rofl
wtf does an emu do?

[Gypsy Eyes]

During a discussion groups in history class, we were talking about the origins democracy, and how it intertwines with our now democratic-republic. This really stupid asked us:

"So are you guys dominicans or republicans?"

[*tweeak*]

oh really? we had this thing from on the bus where someone random ly asked what animal is like a llama (she meant alpaca, we discovered months later) and instead we decided emu and it turned into a big hing. never saw a commercial of it.
we compared emus to osriches, so they stick their heads in the ground?

[xxmzkrnpunkster4]

nobody's gonna read all that....lol
how bout this.......

xoxoCocaoBabixoxo: Man white folds, you ask them one question and they give you their whole life story...haha
SwEETonYou080{me}: haha...dumbass...you white...well.....close enough....lmao

lol...I found that kinda funny...it happened like 2 seconds ago...and there was this one time...I was like how you fall up some stairs...and my friend was like ....omg I do that all the time....haha 

ok how bout this...

Me:hey jared like my profile?? lol
Jared: lmao
Me: lol
Me: me and taylor were talkin bout how u would b a good president
Jared idk bout that
Me: she said u would b the BEST president
Jared: i would legalize alot of stuff
Me: i kno
Me: lol
Jared: lol
Me: she said u would rule the world and b a drug lord
Jared: true true
Me: and she was like"JARED FOR 2008!!!!" and she said next time she sees u shes gonna b like.."g/l wit the 2008 elections!"
Jared: there wouldnt b ne terrorist cuz i would just bomb there whole country
Me: lol
Me: omg it was funny
Jared: lol

[TheSilenceInDict...]

there was a time in the chatroom where i wound up getting into a chat about camel toes, and rating them... u know what im talkinga bout..melons.. lol

Haha, guess what Vinh?
Ah, the beauty of logs.
Um, EXPLICIT CONTENT. Cover your eyes, kiddies
I'll take out the links so you kids won't clicky clicky.

MasteRxxKiD (10:50:36 PM): Do we have nothing better to do?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (10:50:45 PM): haha joe
r n d g z (10:50:48 PM): http://
DrEaMgUy2K1 (10:50:50 PM): chat is pretty much dead
MasteRxxKiD (10:50:54 PM): And yet I keep clicking
r n d g z (10:50:56 PM): oh dude, i wanna eat off that right now
MasteRxxKiD (10:51:02 PM): ::Shrugs::
Host RiCeDxSkYLiNe@MaC.CoM (10:51:03 PM): LOL
chloroform laced (10:51:05 PM): damn this girl look sabused http://
Host RiCeDxSkYLiNe@MaC.CoM (10:51:05 PM): HAHAHAHAH
chloroform laced (10:51:14 PM): looks abused*
MasteRxxKiD (10:51:15 PM): Damn
Host RiCeDxSkYLiNe@MaC.CoM (10:51:33 PM): she looks like she got raped
r n d g z (10:51:33 PM): http://
Host RiCeDxSkYLiNe@MaC.CoM (10:51:39 PM): the hair
MasteRxxKiD (10:51:40 PM): Haha
r n d g z (10:51:41 PM): are those wrinkles on her ass?
MasteRxxKiD (10:51:42 PM): Look at the bruises
r n d g z (10:51:45 PM): or just shadows?

DrEaMgUy2K1 (10:54:49 PM): ew
r n d g z (10:54:50 PM): http:// lol thats a huge bulge
r n d g z (10:55:09 PM): her P**sy looks fat
chloroform laced (10:55:12 PM): http://
chloroform laced (10:55:16 PM): hahaha
MasteRxxKiD (10:55:25 PM): Looks like a bunch of space
chloroform laced (10:55:27 PM): that looks painful
MasteRxxKiD (10:55:27 PM): Room for two
DrEaMgUy2K1 (10:55:29 PM): P**sy floss
chloroform laced (10:55:30 PM): HAHA
r n d g z (10:55:44 PM): i wanna see a wide one
MasteRxxKiD (10:55:53 PM): A flabby one
DrEaMgUy2K1 (10:55:53 PM): u guys.....
MasteRxxKiD (10:55:55 PM): All loose and shit
DrEaMgUy2K1 (10:55:58 PM): are too much for me lol.....
r n d g z (10:56:02 PM): yeah that
r n d g z (10:56:09 PM): go sleep kid

chloroform laced (11:02:28 PM): http://
chloroform laced (11:02:49 PM): lmao http://
DrEaMgUy2K1 (11:03:03 PM): ok mel
chloroform laced (11:03:07 PM): i'm done
chloroform laced (11:03:07 PM): =]
DrEaMgUy2K1 (11:03:07 PM): its weird u know about the site
chloroform laced (11:03:08 PM): really
chloroform laced (11:03:11 PM): hahaha
DrEaMgUy2K1 (11:03:12 PM): its worse ur browsin through it
DrEaMgUy2K1 (11:03:12 PM): lol

[melface]

Haha, guess what Vinh?
Ah, the beauty of logs.
Um, EXPLICIT CONTENT. Cover your eyes, kiddies
I'll take out the links so you kids won't clicky clicky.

LMAO hahahaha I can't stop laughing hahahahaha :X

[YourLostTragedy]

xShootTheGunx: What about the Book drive? You going to do that?
DrunkenCreamPuff: yes but check it out
DrunkenCreamPuff: for every 5 books we sell, we get a free one
DrunkenCreamPuff: im gonna sell the free one
DrunkenCreamPuff: and its going in the pot fund


xShootTheGunx: Mike, your such a lesbian!
GodIsMockingMe: but on a lesbian scale of ten, i might be a nine whereas youre probably like a three

[sheepy]

me: mommmmmmmmmie
her: im not ur mommie
me: mommie? GASP*
her: my children died
me: so you HAD children
her: no
me: whos my daddie, how about that guy in the black shirt?



and no thats not my real mom.