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[faithin_felix]

Liz: So.. if you say you are nowhere.. then you are somewhere because no where is some where stating that right now, where you would be?

Me: .... here?

Liz: If you're not here, where would you be?

Me: There?

Liz: Where is there?

Me: Not over here.

haha, thats so cool. here and there, all confused...

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

roflmao joe hahahah

Hrm...this one is recent.....

chloroform laced: someone come hold my hand when I tinkle...
DrEaMgUy2K1: u mite piss on me
intrigue: I think I'm gonna stop warning people.
DrEaMgUy2K1: ill pass
DrEaMgUy2K1: nick
intrigue: Having suspended posting rights sucks.
DrEaMgUy2K1: suspend me for 99999999999999 days
chloroform laced: Hahahaha.
DrEaMgUy2K1: *im serious*
DrEaMgUy2K1: e
intrigue: fine
intrigue: but im screenshotting this for proof
chloroform laced: I can't aim my piss, Vinh.
DrEaMgUy2K1: sure u can
intrigue: ..
intrigue: rofl
chloroform laced: Well.
intrigue: just point your vagina that way
chloroform laced: I've never tried.
chloroform laced: ha
chloroform laced: Nick.
DrEaMgUy2K1: um
chloroform laced: =]
chloroform laced: You make me smile.
intrigue: EUuuh.
intrigue: I need braces.
r n d g z: =] you make me horny.
DrEaMgUy2K1: euuuh
DrEaMgUy2K1: hah fob
chloroform laced: What if I contracted my lip muscles when I pissed.
intrigue: i was born in manhattan, dumbass.
chloroform laced: would it squirt?
chloroform laced: :x
DrEaMgUy2K1: whoa......
DrEaMgUy2K1: i am
DrEaMgUy2K1: gonna post this
chloroform laced: HAHAHAHAHA
DrEaMgUy2K1: convo ..... lol

[melface]

roflmao joe hahahah

Hrm...this one is recent.....

chloroform laced: someone come hold my hand when I tinkle...
DrEaMgUy2K1: u mite piss on me
intrigue: I think I'm gonna stop warning people.
DrEaMgUy2K1: ill pass
DrEaMgUy2K1: nick
intrigue: Having suspended posting rights sucks.
DrEaMgUy2K1: suspend me for 99999999999999 days
chloroform laced: Hahahaha.
DrEaMgUy2K1: *im serious*
DrEaMgUy2K1: e
intrigue: fine
intrigue: but im screenshotting this for proof
chloroform laced: I can't aim my piss, Vinh.
DrEaMgUy2K1: sure u can
intrigue: ..
intrigue: rofl
chloroform laced: Well.
intrigue: just point your vagina that way
chloroform laced: I've never tried.
chloroform laced: ha
chloroform laced: Nick.
DrEaMgUy2K1: um
chloroform laced: =]
chloroform laced: You make me smile.
intrigue: EUuuh.
intrigue: I need braces.
r n d g z: =] you make me horny.
DrEaMgUy2K1: euuuh
DrEaMgUy2K1: hah fob
chloroform laced: What if I contracted my lip muscles when I pissed.
intrigue: i was born in manhattan, dumbass.
chloroform laced: would it squirt?
chloroform laced: :x
DrEaMgUy2K1: whoa......
DrEaMgUy2K1: i am
DrEaMgUy2K1: gonna post this
chloroform laced: HAHAHAHAHA
DrEaMgUy2K1: convo ..... lol

Oh no...

[TheSilenceInDict...]

This has to be by far the funniest CB chat I've had.
I present to you the Late Night CB Crew...In all it's sick and twisted glory.

WARNING: Explicit Content.

• Do not read if you are sensitive to racist or cruel jokes.
• Why? This is full of it and may be HIGHLY OFFENSIVE
• By reading this you agree to not complain or get all anal in any way.
• Enjoy. It's WELL worth the read...if it's right up your alley.
• Don't say I didn't warn you.

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MasteRxxKiD (1:20:01 AM): Welcome to the late night chat
MasteRxxKiD (1:20:10 AM): Hosted by the clinically insane
MasteRxxKiD (1:20:12 AM): Mwa-Hahahaha
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:20:13 AM): hello sdfnsf MISSC person
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:20:17 AM): I saw this too
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:20:18 AM): hii
elba in the box (1:20:25 AM): o.O
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:20:30 AM): "Everyone pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling"
MasteRxxKiD (1:20:32 AM): Top of the morning to ya, laddie
MasteRxxKiD (1:20:35 AM): HAHAHAHHA
MasteRxxKiD (1:20:37 AM): Dude
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:20:38 AM): LOL
MasteRxxKiD (1:20:48 AM): ROTFL
MasteRxxKiD (1:20:50 AM): Holy crap
MasteRxxKiD (1:20:58 AM): I haven't laughed that hard since the retard picture
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:21:14 AM): Here I sit; I'm at a losstrying to shit out taco sauce.When it comes, I hope and pray,I don't blow my arse away.
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:21:35 AM): lol
MasteRxxKiD (1:21:46 AM): I think it's that hour Justin
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:21:54 AM): ?
MasteRxxKiD (1:21:56 AM): You know what I'm good at dishing out
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:22:07 AM): LOL
MasteRxxKiD (1:22:09 AM): Yep
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:22:11 AM): go!
MasteRxxKiD (1:22:12 AM): You ready?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:22:13 AM): go!
elba in the box (1:22:13 AM): sex
elba in the box (1:22:16 AM): >.>
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:22:17 AM): img25.exs.cx/img25/820/supremacy.jpg
MasteRxxKiD (1:22:28 AM): What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
elba in the box (1:22:37 AM): NEIGHBOR!!
elba in the box (1:22:39 AM): BIATCH
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:22:40 AM): LOL
MasteRxxKiD (1:22:44 AM): Yeah yeah
MasteRxxKiD (1:22:47 AM): But Justin hasn't sen em
MasteRxxKiD (1:22:50 AM): Hahahaha
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:22:54 AM): I have some
MasteRxxKiD (1:23:02 AM): What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:23:08 AM): LOL
elba in the box (1:23:10 AM): rofl
MasteRxxKiD (1:23:15 AM): Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?Because no one will look for them.
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:23:19 AM): whats the difference between a blonde and a masquito
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:23:20 AM): lolol!
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:23:31 AM): u slap the masquito it will stop sucking
MasteRxxKiD (1:23:36 AM): Hahahahhaha
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:23:38 AM): >______<
MasteRxxKiD (1:23:38 AM): ROTFL!!!!
elba in the box (1:23:41 AM): lol
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:23:42 AM): I got one
MasteRxxKiD (1:23:43 AM): HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
MasteRxxKiD (1:23:51 AM): Why don't you run over a nigger on a bike?Its probably your bike.
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:23:52 AM): How come there are no Mexicans on Star Trek?
MasteRxxKiD (1:23:55 AM): Why?
elba in the box (1:23:59 AM): ...
elba in the box (1:24:01 AM): T.T
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:24:02 AM): Because they don't work in the future either.
elba in the box (1:24:07 AM): rofl
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:24:08 AM): LMAO
MasteRxxKiD (1:24:08 AM): LOL
MasteRxxKiD (1:24:15 AM): Someone bring in some asian jokes
MasteRxxKiD (1:24:17 AM): So it's fair
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:24:23 AM): lol
StAt3 oF mInD (1:24:36 AM): bye bitches
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:24:37 AM): americans get their meat by the pound,asian people get their meat from the pound
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:24:40 AM): pwnd
MasteRxxKiD (1:24:41 AM): Peace
(1:24:42 AM) StAt3 oF mInD has left the room.
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:24:53 AM): thats the only asian joke i know ;/
MasteRxxKiD (1:24:53 AM): I remember the Abercrombie shirt
elba in the box (1:24:55 AM): rofl
MasteRxxKiD (1:24:59 AM): '2 wongs make a white'
MasteRxxKiD (1:25:04 AM): -_-
elba in the box (1:25:06 AM): haha
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:25:31 AM): What do you get..
MasteRxxKiD (1:25:33 AM): OMigod
MasteRxxKiD (1:25:36 AM): I fouind some hardcore ones
MasteRxxKiD (1:25:38 AM): How do u drown a nigger?Pop his lip.
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:25:41 AM): when you cross a black guy with a retard?
MasteRxxKiD (1:25:42 AM): ::Sahkes head::
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:25:44 AM): did u hear that one joke about the boy who was black and became whie for a day?
MasteRxxKiD (1:25:51 AM): No, what?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:25:55 AM): its long ><;
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:26:16 AM): What do you get when you cross a black guy with a retard?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:26:24 AM): ok theres this one black kid , he always gets teased for being black so
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:26:27 AM): he painted himself white
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:26:45 AM): and his dad saw him and beat him, and he asked why did he get beat
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:26:50 AM): and the dad said go see ur mother
MasteRxxKiD (1:26:54 AM): What justin?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:26:58 AM): ?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:26:59 AM): oh
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:27:06 AM): a person who sprays chain link fences
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:27:08 AM): haha
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:27:08 AM): and he goes to his mother, and she beats him,and he ask why did she beat him, she said go see his grandma
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:27:23 AM): his grandma beat him and they all asked did he learn anything from the beatings
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:27:33 AM): he said yea i only been white for an hour and i already hate 3 niggers
MasteRxxKiD (1:27:38 AM): HAHAHAHHAHHAH
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:27:38 AM): LOL
elba in the box (1:27:43 AM): ROFLMFAO
MasteRxxKiD (1:27:44 AM): Dude, awesome
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:27:44 AM): oh wow ..
MasteRxxKiD (1:27:46 AM): LoL!!!
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:27:48 AM): LOL
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:27:53 AM): I have a good joke
MasteRxxKiD (1:27:55 AM): Comedy hour owns.
MasteRxxKiD (1:27:57 AM): Go
EthiK DreameR (1:28:07 AM): ok, i have something sad
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:28:08 AM): there's a mexican, a canadian, and an american
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:28:09 AM): at a bar
MasteRxxKiD (1:28:16 AM): Go
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:28:17 AM): the canadian takes his seagrams 7
elba in the box (1:28:20 AM): Jimmorrison345 (1:27:15 AM): are u gonna show me a good time?AngelicEyz00 (1:28:11 AM): i hope we can show eachother a good time ;-)
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:28:21 AM): slams it down
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:28:26 AM): throws it in the air and shoots it
elba in the box (1:28:30 AM): dude, if he comes over, i'm so getting laid
elba in the box (1:28:34 AM): ^.^
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:28:35 AM): "there's plenty more where that came from" he says
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:28:43 AM): the mexican takes his tequila rose
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:28:47 AM): slams it down and shoots it
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:28:52 AM): "plenty more where that came from"
MasteRxxKiD (1:29:00 AM): OOoh
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:29:01 AM): the american guy sips his budweiser
MasteRxxKiD (1:29:03 AM): Heard it but keep going
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:29:06 AM): turns and shoots the mexican
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:29:13 AM): "plenty more where that came from"
MasteRxxKiD (1:29:16 AM): HAHAHAHAHH
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:29:20 AM): lmfao!
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:29:20 AM): lmaos
MasteRxxKiD (1:29:25 AM): A mexican and a black guy jump of a cliff at the same time, who hits the ground first?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:29:32 AM): ?
MasteRxxKiD (1:29:34 AM): Who cares?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:29:37 AM): ROFL
elba in the box (1:29:47 AM): haha
EthiK DreameR (1:29:48 AM): who's jimmorison?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:29:55 AM): doors singer
EthiK DreameR (1:30:01 AM): oh
MasteRxxKiD (1:30:08 AM): What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts.
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:30:13 AM): LOL
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:30:15 AM): lol
MasteRxxKiD (1:30:23 AM): Dunno if you'll get this but
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:30:27 AM): how long's it take a black woman to take a shit?
MasteRxxKiD (1:30:27 AM): What does BFI stand for on a dumpster?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:30:29 AM): what do chicks and screen doors have in common?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:30:34 AM): the harder they bang the looser they get
elba in the box (1:30:39 AM): rofl
MasteRxxKiD (1:30:39 AM): HAHAHHAA
MasteRxxKiD (1:30:45 AM): Black Family Inside
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:30:49 AM): ouch
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:30:51 AM): ooba ~_~
elba in the box (1:31:09 AM): eh?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:31:13 AM): que?
elba in the box (1:31:17 AM): mande?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:31:22 AM): chupacabra?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:31:25 AM): omg
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:31:27 AM): jew joke
elba in the box (1:31:29 AM): o
MasteRxxKiD (1:31:31 AM): Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:31:36 AM): lol
MasteRxxKiD (1:31:39 AM): Cause he's a nigger
MasteRxxKiD (1:31:41 AM): Hah!
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:31:42 AM): LOL
MasteRxxKiD (1:31:43 AM): Trick question
elba in the box (1:31:44 AM): rofl
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:31:44 AM): i was about to say that!
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:31:45 AM): lol
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:31:45 AM): HORRIBLE
elba in the box (1:31:47 AM): or cuz he's bling
elba in the box (1:31:48 AM): >.>
MasteRxxKiD (1:31:50 AM): Nope
elba in the box (1:31:52 AM): blind*
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:31:53 AM): Why are Jews noses so big?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:31:54 AM): thats just an excuse
MasteRxxKiD (1:31:54 AM): That's irrelevant
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:31:55 AM): !
MasteRxxKiD (1:31:56 AM): Why?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:32:00 AM): Air is free.
MasteRxxKiD (1:32:04 AM): HAHAHAHHAA
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:32:05 AM): ROFL
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:32:13 AM): Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
MasteRxxKiD (1:32:26 AM): Got a good one
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:32:26 AM): cuz he cant see how small his wnkie is?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:32:29 AM): He doesn't know he's a nigger.
MasteRxxKiD (1:32:31 AM): HAHAHAH
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:32:34 AM): LOL
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:32:37 AM): lol
MasteRxxKiD (1:32:39 AM): Whats the difference between a white whore and a bitch?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:32:45 AM): ?
EthiK DreameR (1:32:47 AM): nothing?
MasteRxxKiD (1:32:50 AM): The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would f**k everyone but you.
elba in the box (1:32:56 AM): rofl
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:32:57 AM): hahah
elba in the box (1:32:58 AM): HAHA
MasteRxxKiD (1:32:58 AM): LoL
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:33:11 AM): How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
MasteRxxKiD (1:33:18 AM): Dude
MasteRxxKiD (1:33:21 AM): U almost spit out my water
elba in the box (1:33:22 AM): thay raped her
MasteRxxKiD (1:33:23 AM): I*
MasteRxxKiD (1:33:26 AM): Just reading the question
MasteRxxKiD (1:33:30 AM): !!!!!
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:33:34 AM): how?!
MasteRxxKiD (1:33:36 AM): How?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:33:40 AM): put a plunger in the toilet!
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:33:46 AM): ow
MasteRxxKiD (1:33:50 AM): OOOHHHHH
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:33:52 AM): LOL
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:34:02 AM): why are Helen Keller's fingertips all purple?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:34:06 AM): ok ok hope this doesnt offend anyone <3
MasteRxxKiD (1:34:16 AM): Nah
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:34:17 AM): its a long joke , dont laugh until its done T_T
MasteRxxKiD (1:34:18 AM): All in good fun
MasteRxxKiD (1:34:20 AM): Alright
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:34:20 AM): she heard it through the grapevine.
MasteRxxKiD (1:34:20 AM): Go
MasteRxxKiD (1:34:24 AM): LoL
MasteRxxKiD (1:34:27 AM): That was kinda lame
MasteRxxKiD (1:34:36 AM): Go Vinh
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:34:36 AM): lol
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:34:41 AM): what do u call a white person pushing a car up a hill? white power. what do u call a black person pushing a car up a hill? black power.
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:34:48 AM): what do u call a mexican pushing a car up a hill?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:34:51 AM): ?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:34:51 AM): grand theft auto
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:34:54 AM): LOL
elba in the box (1:34:54 AM): rofl
MasteRxxKiD (1:34:55 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
elba in the box (1:34:59 AM): meanies
elba in the box (1:35:02 AM): [slits wrists]
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:35:03 AM): hmm..
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:35:03 AM): <333
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:35:11 AM): why don't Mexicans have barbecues?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:35:11 AM): {puts band aid on elba]
MasteRxxKiD (1:35:12 AM): Why are black people so strong?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:35:15 AM): [then effs her]
elba in the box (1:35:20 AM): [hugs vinny]
MasteRxxKiD (1:35:21 AM): TV's are getting heavier
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:35:21 AM): cuz
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:35:24 AM): oh
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:35:25 AM): LOL
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:35:33 AM): [in a state of happyness]
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:35:34 AM): haha
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:35:37 AM): howcome Mexicans dont have barbecues?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:35:41 AM): why are black people so fast?
MasteRxxKiD (1:35:42 AM): Why?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:35:44 AM): the beans fall through the grill
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:35:44 AM): cuz the slow ones are in jail
MasteRxxKiD (1:35:50 AM): Hahahah
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:35:52 AM): lmao
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:36:02 AM): hrm
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:36:03 AM): ok ok last mexican joke
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:36:04 AM): ><!
MasteRxxKiD (1:36:12 AM): Wait
elba in the box (1:36:13 AM): why are black people to good at basket ball???
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:36:14 AM): why doesnt mexico have an olympic team
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:36:15 AM): you guys make a whole lotta black ppl jokes ..
elba in the box (1:36:21 AM): vinny, i know that one!
MasteRxxKiD (1:36:23 AM): Fine
MasteRxxKiD (1:36:24 AM): Why do mexicans have refried beans?Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:36:25 AM): lol
elba in the box (1:36:26 AM): T.T
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:36:33 AM): answer it for me my lovely assistant <3
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:36:45 AM): ill answer urs
MasteRxxKiD (1:36:51 AM): Hi o0x bByM1SSC x0o
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:36:52 AM): because their "knee grows"!
MasteRxxKiD (1:36:53 AM): I'm Joe.
elba in the box (1:36:57 AM): because all their good runners jumpers and swimmers are already on this side of the border
MasteRxxKiD (1:36:59 AM): LoL
elba in the box (1:37:02 AM): and no vinny
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:37:04 AM): What's long and black and smells like shit?
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:37:06 AM): hi
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:37:09 AM): aw
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:37:12 AM): [slits wrist]
MasteRxxKiD (1:37:13 AM): What?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:37:15 AM): the welfare line.
elba in the box (1:37:18 AM): because they're good at running, shooting, and stealing
MasteRxxKiD (1:37:19 AM): Oooohhhhh
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:37:21 AM): lolol
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:37:22 AM): hahaha
elba in the box (1:37:26 AM): :-)
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:37:33 AM): OMG
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:37:39 AM): ok onto blonde jokes
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:37:42 AM): How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?
elba in the box (1:37:43 AM): lol
MasteRxxKiD (1:37:45 AM): Why can't mexicans be fire fighters?They can't tell Jose from hose B.
MasteRxxKiD (1:37:47 AM): How?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:37:49 AM): whats simular between a blonde and a turtle
cookiebeb (1:37:50 AM): lol
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:37:54 AM): you ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:37:56 AM): as soon as they are on their backs their both screwed
elba in the box (1:38:00 AM): rofl
MasteRxxKiD (1:38:11 AM): LOL
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:38:24 AM): lmaos
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:38:34 AM): why do blondes where underwear
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:38:34 AM): What do you call a blonde with a yeast infection?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:38:38 AM): to keep their ankles warm
elba in the box (1:38:47 AM): ??
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:38:50 AM): a quarter pounder with cheese
MasteRxxKiD (1:38:52 AM): Oooohhh
MasteRxxKiD (1:38:57 AM): Siccckkkk
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:38:59 AM): hahahha
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:39:00 AM): wear*
EthiK DreameR (1:39:00 AM): hahaha
MasteRxxKiD (1:39:01 AM): Hahahah
EthiK DreameR (1:39:08 AM): you get what vinh said?
MasteRxxKiD (1:39:15 AM): Yeah
EthiK DreameR (1:39:18 AM): hahaha
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:39:20 AM): because their undies are always off....
MasteRxxKiD (1:39:20 AM): What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra?Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't.
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:39:22 AM): common elba
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:39:23 AM): lol
elba in the box (1:39:41 AM): eh
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:39:41 AM): LOL JOE
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:39:41 AM): ROFL
elba in the box (1:39:41 AM): rofl
MasteRxxKiD (1:39:41 AM): Dude
MasteRxxKiD (1:39:41 AM): She's STILL calling
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:39:44 AM): what do u say when u see ur tv floating at night?
EthiK DreameR (1:39:46 AM): tell her
elba in the box (1:39:47 AM): omg
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:39:47 AM): drop it nigger!
EthiK DreameR (1:39:49 AM): to call my number
MasteRxxKiD (1:39:52 AM): HAHAHHAAH, Vinh
MasteRxxKiD (1:39:54 AM): Nah
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:39:56 AM): hey giusd
MasteRxxKiD (1:39:57 AM): I don't want to deal with her
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:39:57 AM): guys
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:39:59 AM): hmm
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:40:04 AM): What did the blonde's left leg say to the right?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:40:15 AM): nothing. they've nevet met.
MasteRxxKiD (1:40:16 AM): Who're you from CB, o0x bByM1SSC x0o?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:40:19 AM): lol
MasteRxxKiD (1:40:20 AM): Oohhh
MasteRxxKiD (1:40:21 AM): Nice
EthiK DreameR (1:40:29 AM): aha
MasteRxxKiD (1:40:33 AM): on*
EthiK DreameR (1:40:40 AM): ok, soo many racist jokes
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:40:48 AM): Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:40:50 AM): gyeah .. and it's not nice
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:41:00 AM): because red means stop.
MasteRxxKiD (1:41:04 AM): LoL
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:41:07 AM): haha
EthiK DreameR (1:41:10 AM): ...
MasteRxxKiD (1:41:13 AM): Alright
MasteRxxKiD (1:41:15 AM): That's enough
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:41:15 AM): yeah im from cb ..
MasteRxxKiD (1:41:18 AM): Cool
EthiK DreameR (1:41:26 AM): i feel funny
MasteRxxKiD (1:41:28 AM): <-- Same as CB username
elba in the box (1:41:32 AM): <333
EthiK DreameR (1:41:35 AM): look
MasteRxxKiD (1:41:36 AM): It's called 'Guilt' Steve
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:41:42 AM): omg
EthiK DreameR (1:41:43 AM): guilt for what?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:41:45 AM): I have one more Joe
MasteRxxKiD (1:41:46 AM): I dunno
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:41:46 AM): i dont use it anymore much .. since i dont bother w/ xanga anymore
elba in the box (1:41:47 AM): for making me cry
MasteRxxKiD (1:41:48 AM): Alright
EthiK DreameR (1:41:48 AM): i have no guilt
elba in the box (1:41:49 AM): T.T
MasteRxxKiD (1:41:54 AM): Go for it
EthiK DreameR (1:41:55 AM): you can cry
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:41:57 AM): Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
EthiK DreameR (1:41:57 AM): me a river
MasteRxxKiD (1:41:58 AM): Last one for tonight
MasteRxxKiD (1:42:01 AM): Why?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:42:03 AM): I.D.
MasteRxxKiD (1:42:07 AM): HAHAHAHHAHA
MasteRxxKiD (1:42:09 AM): Damnnn
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:42:10 AM): omg lololol
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:42:20 AM): hrMm..
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:42:21 AM): lol
MasteRxxKiD (1:42:23 AM): I need to let off one more
MasteRxxKiD (1:42:25 AM): Before I forget
elba in the box (1:42:26 AM): i don't get it
MasteRxxKiD (1:42:30 AM): Why don't black people like aspirin?
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:42:34 AM): man elba.....
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:42:35 AM): lol
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:42:38 AM): ?
elba in the box (1:42:40 AM): i'm slow
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:42:43 AM): cuz black people are brown... kinda like shit
MasteRxxKiD (1:42:44 AM): Cause it's white and it works orrrr cause they have to pick the cotton out first
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:42:44 AM): u know
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:42:50 AM): 1+1
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:42:53 AM): -_______________-
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:42:55 AM): LOL
elba in the box (1:42:56 AM): haha
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:43:01 AM): its kinda like
MasteRxxKiD (1:43:02 AM): 2 in 1
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:43:06 AM): you're mean Vinny
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:43:14 AM): how long did the black chick take to take a shit
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:43:16 AM): 9 months
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:43:20 AM): lol
MasteRxxKiD (1:43:24 AM): Hahahha
MasteRxxKiD (1:43:30 AM): Heard that from Justin
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:43:39 AM): how do you stop a nigger from going out?
MasteRxxKiD (1:43:43 AM): How?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:43:44 AM): pour more gas on him.
MasteRxxKiD (1:43:48 AM): Ooohhhh
MasteRxxKiD (1:43:49 AM): Dude
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:43:53 AM): -_-;
MasteRxxKiD (1:43:54 AM): K, that's enough
MasteRxxKiD (1:43:55 AM): Hahahha
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:43:56 AM): lol
elba in the box (1:44:00 AM): YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL
o0x bByM1SSC x0o (1:44:01 AM): >.<
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:44:03 AM): lol!
MasteRxxKiD (1:44:03 AM): I know
elba in the box (1:44:04 AM): -_-;;
MasteRxxKiD (1:44:06 AM): You know what
EthiK DreameR (1:44:10 AM): okay
elba in the box (1:44:10 AM): what?
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:44:11 AM): make a topic on this
MasteRxxKiD (1:44:11 AM): Don't make me bust out the picture
elba in the box (1:44:14 AM): rofl
MasteRxxKiD (1:44:15 AM): I have it and I'll abuse it
DrEaMgUy2K1 (1:44:16 AM): ok ok heres a great one
EthiK DreameR (1:44:20 AM): ok ok
aDumbBlondeGuy (1:44:21 AM): the cB latenight racist comedy hour

[*AngelicEyz00*]

hahaha dude, we pwn

good time, good times

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

This has to be by far the funniest CB chat I've had.
I present to you the Late Night CB Crew...In all it's sick and twisted glory.

WARNING: Explicit Content.

• Do not read if you are sensitive to racist or cruel jokes.
• Why? This is full of it and may be HIGHLY OFFENSIVE
• By reading this you agree to not complain or get all anal in any way.
• Enjoy. It's WELL worth the read...if it's right up your alley.
• Don't say I didn't warn you.

hahahahaha joe m yet again u bring me laughter =] nice haha..... man i look hella racist in that convo...but so did everyone else....hahaha.... anyways...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hrm...wut else was i gonna say.... oh yea...

Imma miss these memorable momments once i reach 3k haha :(

[*AngelicEyz00*]

Imma miss these memorable momments once i reach 3k haha :(

oh, go choke on a nutt sack

[TheSilenceInDict...]

Like Elba said, we're all going to hell.

[royalfreshness]

This was at lunch. And SexyHotness is the guy that I like :).

Steph: I'm soooo hungry!
Me: Me too!
Steph: I have no money...
Me: I hate the new lunches! I can't see SexyHotness anymore!
Steph: He won't give you money if he was here so it doesn't matter.
Me: Yea but looking at him is a feast.

I really did say that. Yesterday actually. lol.

[misoshiru]

me: What's C on the periodic table?
guy: Yes.
me: What's Fu?
guy: hmm..
me: HAHAHAHA
guy: o
guy: fag
guy: -_-
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i don't find that funny. probably because my last name is Fu.

[scandalous_chic]

.

[xxmzkrnpunkster4]

Me: dont make fun of me!!!
Me: only i can do that! lol
Jared: i do the same thing . . . .
Jared: . . . when im stoned
Me: really?
Me: lol
Me: i was jokin
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Me: yes jared im that retarded i make fun of myself
Jared: lol
Me: lol
Jared: well u could b cuz its been a ling time since i seen or talked to u
Jared: long***
Me: true HEY!!!!
Jared: lol
Me: *hmhp* ur not my special buddy anymore
Me: *hmph*
Jared: :-(
Jared : fine b that way
Me: im juss playin
Jared: lol
Me: ur my special buddy..u will always b my special buddy!!!!:-D
Jared: yay lol
Me: lol
Me: omg im soo frickin retarded
Me: im sitting here dancing all weird to mxpx
Jared: lmao
Me: lol
Me: rofl
Jared: i thought u said u werent retarded lol
Me: lol
Me: omg im really hyper
Jared: omg
Jared: im really not hyper
Me: omg!omg! omg!!!!
Me: u suck
Jared: no i get sucked
Jared: lol
Me: really? by who ur dog
Me: lol
Me jk
Me o shit ur gonna kill me

[happygoluckyng]

ok how bout this...

Me:hey jared like my profile?? lol
Jared: lmao
Me: lol
Me: me and taylor were talkin bout how u would b a good president
Jared idk bout that
Me: she said u would b the BEST president
Jared: i would legalize alot of stuff
Me: i kno
Me: lol
Jared: lol
Me: she said u would rule the world and b a drug lord
Jared: true true
Me: and she was like"JARED FOR 2008!!!!" and she said next time she sees u shes gonna b like.."g/l wit the 2008 elections!"
Jared: there wouldnt b ne terrorist cuz i would just bomb there whole country
Me: lol
Me: omg it was funny
Jared: lol

haha....get high

[jnukes]

k this just happened online

friend: hey do you have carlos's phone number
me: no
friend: aiight thanks
me: lol no problem
me: haha wth?
me: haha




lol.. he asked me if i had someone's number.. and i iddn't .. and he says thanks?.. wth? .. haha

[TheSilenceInDict...]

From most of the posts here, I can see most people here lack a decent sense of humor.

Example of something they'd find hilarious:

Person 1: Dude, remember that one girl who tripped?
Person 2: No but I heard about it
Person 1: You should've seen it
Person 2: I would've called her dumb
Person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA You're so funny, I'm posting this in CB. Man, my sides hurt.

[happygoluckyng]

From most of the posts here, I can see most people here lack a decent sense of humor.

Example of something they'd find hilarious:

Person 1: Dude, remember that one girl who tripped?
Person 2: No but I heard about it
Person 1: You should've seen it
Person 2: I would've called her dumb
Person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA You're so funny, I'm posting this in CB. Man, my sides hurt.

that's stupid

[TheSilenceInDict...]

that's stupid

Exactly my point.

[xquizit]

Man u guys... the only funny convo I read in here was the one about cameltoe.

Get it together.

[*tweeak*]

From most of the posts here, I can see most people here lack a decent sense of humor.

Example of something they'd find hilarious:

Person 1: Dude, remember that one girl who tripped?
Person 2: No but I heard about it
Person 1: You should've seen it
Person 2: I would've called her dumb
Person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA You're so funny, I'm posting this in CB. Man, my sides hurt.

yeah...people are rather dumb. somehow, anything random has come to equal funny, so heres my most random aim convo (in the literal sense, of course):

ArTeMiS89: moof
aviairboy: voom
ArTeMiS89: frum
aviairboy: gloob
ArTeMiS89: blimb
aviairboy: yerg
ArTeMiS89: wolp
aviairboy: xom
ArTeMiS89: zimf
aviairboy: blurga
ArTeMiS89: quank
aviairboy: froogy
ArTeMiS89: dingip
aviairboy: blaf
ArTeMiS89: vip
aviairboy: qoop
ArTeMiS89: zas
aviairboy: gleep
ArTeMiS89: plip
aviairboy: qwoog
ArTeMiS89: fnir
aviairboy: glagador

[whywasisostupid]

i had one on the fone. i had dailed the wrong number

me: hey hunnn
someguy: hi
me: can u come over? imm loneelyy and i want u
someguy: where do u live
me: ...dont u know. u live in my neighboorhood
someguy: no i dont remember
me: wait. is this *****
someguy: no, but i can be.
me: ... *hangs up*

and i called the right person he just laughed at me when i told him wut had happened

[luckyxi3]

me and my friend rachel were trying to talk all "gansterr" and this is what happened..

rachel [4:56 PM]: [yo, da crib?? daz tyte, daz tyte!]
me [4:56 PM]: [tyte like dem jeans on a white boy!]
me [4:57 PM]: [lamo! lamo! lamo!]

rachel [4:52 PM]: [u c? i c!]
me [4:53 PM]: [no no no...HI-C!]
rachel [4:53 PM]: [yo doz drinkz waz da shiznat bak in da day!]
rachel [4:53 PM]: [lol]
me [4:53 PM]: [word homie..dey be da bomb YO..holla baq]
rachel [4:53 PM]: [holler.]
rachel [4:54 PM]: [oh no i've lost the gangsterness!]
me [4:54 PM]: [oh noooo..the gansterness!!]

.. we talked in brackets cause we believed this goth girl at our school could use her "powers" and read our convo. and it`s really lmao but i accidently typed lamo once so it sounded like "llama" so i left it to lamo. and no offense to white guys.

[doglover_76]

him you cant break my leg
me just wait and see
him my bones are hard as steel man
me its hard to kick people from behind
him haha
me you really did look like you were gonna cry
him lol
him really?
me yeah
him HEY thats just my face
me no im serious
him o
him =P
me yeah
me I WANNA SEE YOU CRY

omg i have so much of these saved up

[doglover_76]

ohhh i have another one

girl 1: who do you love more me or him?
girl 2: him
girl 1: why?
me: (to girl 1) because he can give her stuff you cant
him: whoa
me: laughs A LOT


lol that was so funny to me and us

[aznxdreamer]

x cold grilx: dood, your screename is like so stoney.
poketfulofstarz: ?
x cold gripx its like "dood, check out these stars in my pockets"
x cold gripx: pulls out lint balls.

GLOMP monster: yeah
GLOMP monster: youo better remember that
Poketfulofstarz: i will
GLOMP monster: yeah
GLOMP monster: or else
Poketfulofstarz: yup
GLOMP monster: ill punch you
GLOMP monster: in the ovaries
Poketfulofstarz: yup
GLOMP monster: yup
Poketfulofstarz: in teh ovaries
Poketfulofstarz: right there
Poketfulofstarz: yup
GLOMP monster: yup
Poketfulofstarz: yup
GLOMP monster: like
GLOMP monster: BAM
GLOMP monster: yp
Poketfulofstarz: right smack in the ovaries
Poketfulofstarz: yup
GLOMP monster: yup
GLOMP monster: SHAZAM
Poketfulofstarz: oh, no you got me in the ovaries
Poketfulofstarz: yup

[EnrapturedElf]

at fwends house watching movies wit two guy fwends.
me-wat movie r we going to watch?
guy-lets watch p*rn
me-uh no...how about
guy 2-i agree wit him!
me-well i dont! if u guys r going to watch that, im leaving *puts on best pout*
guy 2- no kit dont leave! *sits on couch* see? sit right here! we'll watch mulan or watever...
me-i dont want to watch mulan! mulan is a crap.
guy 1 sits down on couch
guy 2- NO!!! kit's mine!
me- hahaha wat teh fuk....
guy 2- *whispers* he's jealous! now sit
me- *sighs*..... fine. *sits on couch and lets him put arm around*
guy 1- so...we get to watch p*rn now right...?
me and fwend-NO!

lol it was soo funni but i ended up sitting between those pervs