Is it gay?, The bible says... |
 Nov 8 2004, 06:27 PM
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 "I'm bringing nasty back!" - JACKnasty  Group: Member Posts: 450 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 59,457  |
Now in the bible it says "thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sex, unless of course you were given the consent to join in. Then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex, which isn't that bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions. Either before, during, or after performing the action that which is nomally refered to as such more commonly known phrases that are more used by todays kids in a more derogatory way. But who's to say "whats fair to say, or what not to say?"
Is it gay to play PUTT PUTT GOLF with a friend? And watch his BUTT BUTT when he tee's off? BUT BUT I ain't done yet. In football the quaterback yells out "HUT HUT" while he reaches in another grown man's ass, grabs on his nuts. But just what if it was never ment , it was just an accident, but he triped, fell, slipped and his penis when in his teeny tiny little round hiny and he didn't mean it but his little weiny flinched just a little bit. And i dont need to go into any more details, but what if he pictured it as a females butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things up. 
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Nov 8 2004, 06:32 PM
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 Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
Where in the bible does it say that?
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Nov 8 2004, 06:34 PM
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what?
quite funny, but vaguely incoherent. footballl, yeah, ive been saying that for ages (not your words, just what the eff is the point of it?) its really no wonder they discriminate agianst homosexuals in that game... |
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Nov 8 2004, 06:37 PM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
Put down the bong.
Slowly. |
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Nov 8 2004, 06:40 PM
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hahahahahhahahhhahaha. i'm done. confused, but done. care to explain more in depth?
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Nov 8 2004, 06:49 PM
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QUOTE(waccoon @ Nov 8 2004, 3:37 PM) Put down the bong. Slowly. ...and step away from the keyboard ;x |
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Nov 8 2004, 07:16 PM
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QUOTE(waccoon @ Nov 8 2004, 6:37 PM) Put down the bong. Slowly. hey i have an apple- how can i get bong from that??/?Q?/!?!!!!11!!!!!!!11111!!!!1!! |
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Nov 8 2004, 08:03 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
QUOTE Put down the bong. Slowly. Rofl. "Hitting the bong a little early today, I see." |
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Nov 8 2004, 08:06 PM
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 [you know it's not love] Group: Member Posts: 115 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,026 |
QUOTE(waccoon @ Nov 8 2004, 6:37 PM) Put down the bong. Slowly. i totally agree. 
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Nov 8 2004, 08:14 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
where in the HELL does it say that in the bible?! Thou shalt not watch to lesbians unless invited?!?! WTF??!?!?!?
Someone Please! Stop his rediculous heresy!!!! O. o !!! Hhahahaa...bible said that....haha priceless. [EDIT] This thread IS joke right? |
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Nov 8 2004, 08:19 PM
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^when you consider that the bible quite obviously doesnt say that, what do you think??
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Nov 8 2004, 08:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 194 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,822 |
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Nov 8 2004, 08:24 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 194 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,822 |
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Nov 8 2004, 08:26 PM
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白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
next time don't double post. thx. =]
(iono why, proclamation by the crazy mod or something =S ) |
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Nov 8 2004, 08:45 PM
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"I'm bringing nasty back!" - JACKnasty Group: Member Posts: 450 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 59,457 |
Those were some funny lyrics from a song I heard.
I don't do drugs. |
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Nov 8 2004, 09:11 PM
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 lick me Group: Member Posts: 3,044 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,013 |
and the bible was THAT specific O.o?
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Nov 8 2004, 09:40 PM
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"I'm bringing nasty back!" - JACKnasty Group: Member Posts: 450 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 59,457 |
I took the whole entry from a song.
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Nov 8 2004, 09:42 PM
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 ...and this is me.. Group: Member Posts: 3,518 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,899 |
well...in the holy bible....mind telling me where you read this?? I dont think there's even such a thing in there that even says that. ....what bible ARE you reading?
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Nov 8 2004, 09:49 PM
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he just said twice that it was from a song. can you people not read?
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Nov 8 2004, 10:05 PM
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no, they cant. education is no longer a priority, apparently
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Nov 8 2004, 11:01 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 937 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,476 |
QUOTE(MAXpowers1023 @ Nov 8 2004, 6:40 PM) I took the whole entry from a song. okay cuz i was gonna say...  
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Nov 9 2004, 12:13 AM
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Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
What song?
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Nov 9 2004, 01:53 AM
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"I'm bringing nasty back!" - JACKnasty Group: Member Posts: 450 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 59,457 |
The song is called christopher reeves, it's off of eminem's yet to be released album "encore."
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Nov 9 2004, 02:06 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
No, it's not gay.
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Nov 9 2004, 02:12 AM
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 Rock Addict Group: Member Posts: 181 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,117 |
QUOTE Put down the bong. lol
Slowly. |
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