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u know ur addicted 2 da internet, whenn
pAtRiCk_sTar
post Nov 8 2004, 01:02 AM
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got this off a wierd/kool site. srry if it already was posted, but
YOU know ur addicted to the net when........

1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

7. Your cat has its own homepage.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.

16. You have internet in your bathroom.

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

17. You name your dog DotCom.
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post Nov 8 2004, 01:15 AM
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That seems rather old.

Me and my friends actually say 'Be Are Be' (BRB) in real life, like when they go to the bathroom or something. laugh.gif
It just comes about naturally.
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 01:57 AM
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QUOTE(pAtRiCk_sTar @ Nov 8 2004, 1:02 AM)
got this off a wierd/kool site. srry if it already was posted, but
YOU know ur addicted to the net when........

1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

7. Your cat has its own homepage.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.

16. You have internet in your bathroom.

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

17. You name your dog DotCom.
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heh..heh..h.. whistling.gif i am so NOT obsessed _unsure.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 10:59 AM
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ummmmmm.....SOOOOOOO!!!!! mad.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 03:29 PM
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1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

LOL...those are the ones I have. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Nov 8 2004, 1:15 AM)
That seems rather old.

Me and my friends actually say 'Be Are Be' (BRB) in real life, like when they go to the bathroom or something. laugh.gif
It just comes about naturally.

QUOTE
1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

LOL...those are the ones I have. 


High Five _smile.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 05:57 PM
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lol i USED to be #11 =/ ...
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 09:22 PM
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11 12 18... Er. Back in the Day.. haha.
 
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post Nov 9 2004, 09:36 AM
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only #1, 11, 18 fit me. haha.
 
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post Nov 11 2004, 09:36 AM
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some are pretty funny and some are pretty lame but numero 2!

"2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. "

i do it for no reason!
 
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post Nov 11 2004, 12:29 PM
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QUOTE(pAtRiCk_sTar @ Nov 8 2004, 1:02 AM)
2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

lol I do that, lol, uh oh. IM addicted!!!
 
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post Nov 11 2004, 11:48 PM
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haha... i shouild name my dog dotcom
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 02:46 AM
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QUOTE(mzteriouzme007 @ Nov 11 2004, 8:48 PM)
haha... i shouild name my dog dotcom

HAHA that'd be wierd if you were walking in the street and ur like "come along dotcom, it's been nearly 2 minutes since we've checked our inbox" happy.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 02:53 AM
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QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Nov 7 2004, 11:15 PM)
That seems rather old.

Me and my friends actually say 'Be Are Be' (BRB) in real life, like when they go to the bathroom or something. laugh.gif
It just comes about naturally.

haha same with me and my friends. like ELL OH ELL. OH EM GEE. haha yes.. so i guess in a sense i am addicted hehe
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 11:53 AM
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im not addicted, none of that stuff applies to me, but that list is true though.
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 12:04 PM
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These are the only one's that apply to me.

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8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any
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post Nov 13 2004, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE(pAtRiCk_sTar @ Nov 8 2004, 12:02 AM)
got this off a wierd/kool site. srry if it already was posted, but
YOU know ur addicted to the net when........


2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

17. You name your dog DotCom.
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i have these ones
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 11:29 PM
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QUOTE(pAtRiCk_sTar @ Nov 8 2004, 1:02 AM)
got this off a wierd/kool site. srry if it already was posted, but
YOU know ur addicted to the net when........

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.
13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.
14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

good i only have 4
 
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post Nov 20 2004, 08:46 PM
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1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. (except mine is generally longer, more in the range of 5-10 days)
10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties. (Kinda sorta, the term LAN party comes to mind which is playing games, sorta the same thing)
11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on. (I'm already always on AIM so no problem)
12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom. (Usually not email, I check websites that I frequent)
18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any. (Though I usually get email places)
 
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post Nov 20 2004, 08:52 PM
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You make a topic like this.

You knew it was coming.
 
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post Nov 21 2004, 12:25 AM
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QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Nov 8 2004, 3:29 PM)
1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

LOL...those are the ones I have. rolleyes.gif

happy.gif ditto here

i'm still in the middle stages of addiction.. hehe..
 
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post Nov 21 2004, 03:05 AM
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haha only number 2 nd 14 apply to meeh happy.gif
 
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post Nov 21 2004, 04:39 AM
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2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.


^ That's fun. I do it.
 
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post Nov 21 2004, 08:54 AM
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haha. i'm definitely addicted
 
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post Nov 21 2004, 06:55 PM
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QUOTE(pAtRiCk_sTar @ Nov 13 2004, 2:46 AM)
HAHA that'd be wierd if you were walking in the street and ur like "come along dotcom, it's been nearly 2 minutes since we've checked our inbox" happy.gif  biggrin.gif  laugh.gif

haha! omg that would be hilarious. i should do that someday.
 
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