Why are we here at all? Options

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Hmm, I wrote this a while back, but I was thinking about it today. So why not post it?

Why are we here?

Seriously .. why? It's as if God was bored one day so he made up the dinosaurs. They were entertainment at first. All they did was eat, sleep, fight and f**k. I mean the Mesozoic Era seemed like a good idea at the time, but the dinosaurs turned out to be REALLY boring. So God coin tossed a two-hundred-mile-wide asteroid at our blue ball and started over with a marginally more interesting cast. We are God's reality TV. This new cast was more engaging, because they could invent things, like Silly Sting or stuffed-crust pizza or hair plugs. They made sporting arenas with retractable domes, and even the Chrysler Building. They filled the sky with 747s and rocket ships. This cast would erect entire cities and then flatten them. They came up with things like 'Ode to Joy' and Pride and Prejudice and 'I Got a Girl in Kalamazoo'. It was much better than the dinosaur show. We had Aldof, Papa Doc, and heroes too. Plus this show had Shakespeare and Harry Houdini. But I guess there aren't enough of those types in the cast. Too many extras, not enough stars. Maybe everything gets tired after awhile. Who knows? All I know is that if you want to save the world from another tidal wave or ice age, you'd better do something unusual.
Do something that will amuse God.
We are his entertainment.