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driver's license, sooo sick and hilarious
swtmaggie92
post Sep 21 2004, 08:11 PM
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A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out
of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"

The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age.
You'll learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't
talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off
another question, "Mommy, Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded,
"Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't
want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a
friend's house to play. She consults with her girlfriend about
her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you
have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license.
It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you
everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again.
The little girl starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old
you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you
know that?"

The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how
much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy
got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 08:32 PM
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haha.. ^_^
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 11:45 PM
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not that funny but kinda is
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 12:28 AM
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haha soo cute!!
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 12:30 AM
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It was okay.
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 01:32 PM
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I can't believe its not "Ryan"
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I say the truth hurts sometimes...hahahahahaaha!!!
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 09:47 PM
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GHAHAHAHAHA
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 11:59 PM
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LOL. This is a good one. You just made my day! laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 01:17 PM
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lol i've heard dis 1 before, but i still love it!! laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 05:13 PM
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Lol...funny. tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 05:22 PM
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lol awww thats so cute
 
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post Sep 26 2004, 03:09 AM
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hahaha Cute happy.gif
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 07:03 PM
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not really sick...or hilarious

but still cute
 
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post Sep 28 2004, 05:22 PM
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Sortan funny, Sorta not.. Hmmm.. Could be better.
 
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post Sep 28 2004, 05:32 PM
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS HILARIOUS! thank you!
 
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post Sep 29 2004, 10:59 PM
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lol little kids are funny =D
 
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post Sep 30 2004, 04:26 PM
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lol, kute joke! Lil' kids these days r funny.
 
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post Oct 2 2004, 02:08 AM
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mebi im slow but i didn't get the last part...
 
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post Oct 31 2004, 05:02 AM
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lols mmmmmmm i've heard tha somewhere before..
 
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post Nov 5 2004, 11:02 PM
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haha nice, little kids r funny happy.gif
 
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post Nov 6 2004, 10:42 AM
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lol ..funny
 
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post Nov 6 2004, 11:08 AM
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haha...so hilarious!!
 
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post Nov 6 2004, 01:35 PM
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lol that's funny happy.gif
 
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post Nov 12 2004, 12:05 AM
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lolz
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 12:01 AM
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hmm...cute
 
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