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post Oct 17 2004, 09:23 AM
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1) Nice bible.
2) I would like to pray with you.
3) You know Jesus? Me too.
4) God told me to come talk to you.
5) I know a church where we could go and talk.
6) How about a hug, sister?
7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
9) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
12) I am here for you.
13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15) Do you want to come over and watch the Ten Commandments tonight? 16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17) Would you happen to know a Christian woman (man) that I could love
with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18) Nice bracelet (WWJD). What would Jesus date? I mean "do."
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's hisname.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
24) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 12:18 PM
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hahaha nice jokes.. =]. i liked this one
9) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 12:22 PM
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pretty good jokes laugh.gif biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 05:12 PM
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Will write poetry for sex!
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Haha, that's hilarious.

wink.gif Nice bible.
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 05:15 PM
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21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

haahaa.
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 05:31 PM
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What the fack.
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13 and 16 are good. laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 20 2004, 03:13 PM
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21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 20 2004, 03:15 PM
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aiko Nakamura at your service
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haha guess what. is it a sin you stole my heart. HAHAa right .. hah
 
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post Oct 20 2004, 03:16 PM
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Seien Sie bitte mein Geliebter!
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QUOTE(sharpieaddicteD @ Oct 17 2004, 5:15 PM)
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

haahaa.

I don't get that one...
 
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post Oct 20 2004, 03:16 PM
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QUOTE(picaso_smile @ Oct 20 2004, 4:16 PM)
I don't get that one...

Then you obviously don't know the story about Adam and Eve.
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 05:56 AM
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^^^ god made eve out of adams right rib.... i love these!
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 03:45 PM
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lol
 
LoserLuvS
post Oct 23 2004, 08:24 PM
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6) How about a hug, sister?

im a christian and this makes me wonder....=p Lol. diz is hilarious!
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 08:48 PM
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i like the... did it hurt when u fell from heaven one.
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 11:51 PM
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Hmm interesting Christian Pick up Lines =P. Must use in CHURCH!!

*RUNS OVER TO CHURCH* Hi baby. "Nice Bible" =P

Ok that was a joke anyways.. Funny lines my favorite is 13. The dinner is hilarious.
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 03:22 PM
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Thats Quite interesting in a weird, weird, way..
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