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i found this funnie, i hope u do!!
huney8o8
post Sep 22 2004, 02:30 PM
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...jUs CaLL mE tEe...
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there 3 guyz in a bar! a guy with no arms, a guy with no legs, and a guy thatz blind! so the guy with no arms tells the bartender to pass him a drink....but the guy with no legs catches it and drinks it! the guy with no arms sayz "hey! mad.gif why did u do that?" soo, he tellz the bartender to pass him another drink. again the guy with no legs catches it and drinks it. now the guy with no arms is really pissed so he sayz " Why did u do that?? i'm gonna punch your lights out!" so the guy with no legs replies " o really? well i'm gonna kick you!!" then the blind guy sayz "oOo...i gotta see this!"






**srry if i messed it up!! hope u guyz find it funnie!**
 
 
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ohBrian
post Sep 22 2004, 02:33 PM
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ROTFLMAO............ that sh*t is FUNNY! hahah
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 02:34 PM
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laugh.gif Thats funny.
 
xtremeliquid
post Sep 23 2004, 12:49 AM
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Heh...didn't really make me laugh.
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 05:46 PM
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hahas...not really all that funny for me...
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 10:13 PM
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i get it...but EH? not that funny to me. mellow.gif
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 10:22 PM
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Ooh, hmm, not that funny to me... unless I didn't get it... blink.gif
 
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thats was sad and yet funny at the same time
 
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post Sep 26 2004, 02:58 AM
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i get it...but EH? not that funny to me. 


Yeah...
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 05:06 PM
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Yum. =]
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lol that was cute joke! happy.gif
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 08:27 PM
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Hahahahaha laugh.gif
Nice joke happy.gif
 
Rachel
post Sep 27 2004, 08:40 PM
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QUOTE(xtremeliquid @ Sep 22 2004, 10:49 PM)
Heh...didn't really make me laugh.

agreed....kinda...well....lame mellow.gif
 
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post Sep 28 2004, 05:40 PM
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I get it...but it was ok...not THAT funny
 
pink_tootsie
post Sep 30 2004, 07:15 PM
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lol it me giggle!
 
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post Sep 30 2004, 09:48 PM
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Not funny at all...That's humor a 3rd grader would appreciate though.
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 12:36 AM
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QUOTE(xtremeliquid @ Sep 23 2004, 12:49 AM)
Heh...didn't really make me laugh.

same... wait no it was dumb
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 04:32 PM
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eh. not extremely funny.
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 04:38 PM
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This bitch better work!
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that's crafty.
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 08:26 PM
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ghetto
 
MeanBastard
post Oct 27 2004, 08:28 PM
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You guys are dumb.
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You know what is funny? My High school.
 
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post Oct 30 2004, 04:01 AM
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lol... sad
 
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post Oct 30 2004, 01:30 PM
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umm... HA HA.
 
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