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TheSilenceInDict...
post Oct 1 2004, 03:10 PM
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Will write poetry for sex!
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A man walks into his bedroom and finds his wife in bed with another man.

"What are you doing?!" he yells.

"See?" the wife says to her lover. "I told you he was dumb."
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 09:17 PM
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whaaaaaaat?
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lol, had to read it a 2nd time to realize it tho.
 
AznKutie
post Oct 1 2004, 11:29 PM
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I Luv Yooh!
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Haha...
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 11:35 PM
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lol that was somewhat funny
 
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post Oct 2 2004, 02:04 AM
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QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Oct 1 2004, 3:10 PM)
A man walks into his bedroom and finds his wife in bed with another man.

"What are you doing?!" he yells.

"See?" the wife says to her lover. "I told you he was dumb."

LOL...haha.....ok she's wierd
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 02:48 PM
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Yum. =]
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lol that was stupid laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 02:59 PM
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My mother told that to me once, when i was younger I just finnally got that I guess im just slow or something because it is quite obvious. Hmm... what can i say besides "I am away from my computer right now." This is something to consider for the future.
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ji_cabinx
post Oct 27 2004, 04:27 PM
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^_^
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someone explain? i still don't get it!
 
limabeanzryummy
post Oct 27 2004, 08:13 PM
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bite my butt
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haha.. thats funny, but if i had a wife that said that to me, id be pissed (not that i wouldnt be if i saw my wife with another dood already hah)
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 08:20 PM
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sad........ i'd kill my wife i that happend... but i'll never have one kzu i'm a feemale ... x]] i'd like... divorce, and then kill my husband if that happend, though
 
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post Oct 28 2004, 06:34 PM
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i dont get it ;x
 
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post Oct 29 2004, 01:34 AM
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hehe nice. short, simple, to the point. very nice. happy.gif
 
NiKECHiQ
post Oct 29 2004, 10:53 PM
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make me lala
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that cracked me up ! nice.
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 03:47 PM
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can you explain it to me?
 
Smartguy10892
post Nov 23 2004, 06:03 PM
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that was a little funny
 
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post Nov 23 2004, 10:43 PM
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haha Very good laugh.gif
 
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post Nov 28 2004, 12:46 AM
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dun get it
 
ANG33ZY
post Nov 28 2004, 12:58 AM
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I don't get it either.
 
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post Nov 30 2004, 05:12 PM
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Smile Like a Retard =D
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LOLZ, that's a short one =)
 

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