how to choose a sexual harrassment victim, by: sammi |
 Oct 21 2004, 03:53 PM
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 WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2  Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848  |
1. make sure they're f*cking hot. don't wanna be all over a girl who's ooooogly.
2. talk to her first and test out her voice. if it's too high, screw it. you won't even be ABLE to do anything to her if her screaming kills you first. 3. make sure she's alone. but ya know, better yet, if you wanna get frisky, get her with one of her girlfriends. double time!  4. make sure you're not in a public place. you'll get arrested quicker. 5. make sure it's not a kid. no life trauma here! just trauma after age 20..  6. make sure she doesn't have a lot of clothes on. you wanna do this quick and easy.. |
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Oct 23 2004, 09:47 AM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
QUOTE(my_papaya @ Oct 23 2004, 10:30 AM) shes not a perv, it was a joke  That can be debated.
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Oct 23 2004, 11:13 AM
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perhaps, but i dared her to do it nonetheless
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Oct 23 2004, 03:51 PM
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Oct 24 2004, 04:55 PM
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 patrina BAEK SUN HUNG is mine! Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,735 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Oct 23 2004, 1:50 AM) Can I use this on guys!!  [squeals]lol i think i will too  juss i think they'll cum willingly
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Oct 24 2004, 05:04 PM
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cb=bullshit. Group: Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,793 |
QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 21 2004, 2:53 PM) 1. make sure they're f*cking hot. don't wanna be all over a girl who's ooooogly. 2. talk to her first and test out her voice. if it's too high, screw it. you won't even be ABLE to do anything to her if her screaming kills you first. 3. make sure she's alone. but ya know, better yet, if you wanna get frisky, get her with one of her girlfriends. double time! 4. make sure you're not in a public place. you'll get arrested quicker. 5. make sure it's not a kid. no life trauma here! just trauma after age 20.. 6. make sure she doesn't have a lot of clothes on. you wanna do this quick and easy.. well from just 1 and 5... i guess you're never going to be a sexual harrassment victim, huh? |
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Oct 24 2004, 08:49 PM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
You'd have to be a complete moron not to realize that she wasn't serious. And omg_melface, the rude comment was uncalled for. Seriously, quit the bitchery.
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Oct 24 2004, 08:51 PM
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WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
QUOTE(xquizit @ Oct 24 2004, 7:49 PM) You'd have to be a complete moron not to realize that she wasn't serious. haha, yes, because i am a complete sex fanatic and just go up to people and start harrassing them. that's why i'm such an expert in this. ..again, i'm kidding. geez, a person can't have a sense of humor around here.. <3 rox. there's only so many people who would say that for me..both things.. |
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Oct 25 2004, 07:09 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
what if you want to sexually harass someone in the winter?
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Oct 25 2004, 07:28 PM
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WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
QUOTE(juliar @ Oct 25 2004, 6:09 PM) what if you want to sexually harass someone in the winter? sneak into their houses..
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Oct 25 2004, 11:01 PM
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Sammi, that scares the shit out of me.
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Oct 25 2004, 11:45 PM
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 APPLE Group: Member Posts: 2,989 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,182 |
Arr..I don want to a a victom..gotta act like all that bad stuff now ><" IM OOOOOOOOOOOGLY..lolz"..I AM
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Oct 26 2004, 01:39 AM
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QUOTE(juliar @ Oct 26 2004, 10:09 AM) what if you want to sexually harass someone in the winter? well then you carry a cardborad knife to cut through the clothes... duhh.... 
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Oct 26 2004, 08:52 AM
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We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Oct 26 2004, 2:39 AM) well then you carry a cardborad knife to cut through the clothes... duhh.... Wouldn't a sharp one work better? 
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Oct 26 2004, 09:26 AM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
Elba please sexually harrass me...plz plz plz...hehe
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Oct 26 2004, 12:58 PM
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okie dokie ryan
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Oct 26 2004, 01:39 PM
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I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
o...help plz anybody....o help...get her off!! LMFAO!
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Oct 26 2004, 05:09 PM
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WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Oct 25 2004, 10:01 PM) Sammi, that scares the shit out of me. haha sorry eve. and..aznbubz.....a cardboard knife?  i don't think they cut too well..
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Oct 26 2004, 10:04 PM
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QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 26 2004, 2:09 PM) haha sorry eve. and..aznbubz.....a cardboard knife? i don't think they cut too well..its more for show.. and it can be used for proding...
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Oct 26 2004, 10:55 PM
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sammi, wear less and ill meet you in some dark corner ;]
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Oct 26 2004, 10:57 PM
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~The CB Advice Giver~ Group: Member Posts: 505 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,021 |
QUOTE(xpLiCitsmuRfette @ Oct 26 2004, 7:55 PM) sammi, wear less and ill meet you in some dark corner ;] i'll come to...and i'll bring a sword ^_^ |
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Oct 27 2004, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE(Oreo_bro @ Oct 27 2004, 1:04 PM) its more for show.. and it can be used for proding... how bout a wipper snipper??? itll just rip the clothes off.... |
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Oct 27 2004, 02:45 AM
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~The CB Advice Giver~ Group: Member Posts: 505 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,021 |
QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Oct 26 2004, 10:50 PM) how bout a wipper snipper??? itll just rip the clothes off.... oh ripping the clothes off arent the problem... its what to do after..with..a...wipper..snipper... 
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Oct 28 2004, 08:33 AM
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WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
QUOTE(xpLiCitsmuRfette @ Oct 26 2004, 9:55 PM) sammi, wear less and ill meet you in some dark corner ;] ooh la la aunpei  QUOTE i'll come to...and i'll bring a sword ^_^  a sword? what're you gonna do, cut us up into little bits? creepy.
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Oct 28 2004, 08:45 AM
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We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 28 2004, 9:33 AM) ooh la la aunpei a sword? what're you gonna do, cut us up into little bits? creepy. Creepy, from the girl who makes up sexual harassment guidelines.
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Oct 28 2004, 08:56 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
holy gayness. @@
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