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how to choose a sexual harrassment victim, by: sammi
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post Oct 21 2004, 03:53 PM
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1. make sure they're f*cking hot. don't wanna be all over a girl who's ooooogly.
2. talk to her first and test out her voice. if it's too high, screw it. you won't even be ABLE to do anything to her if her screaming kills you first.
3. make sure she's alone. but ya know, better yet, if you wanna get frisky, get her with one of her girlfriends. double time! shifty.gif
4. make sure you're not in a public place. you'll get arrested quicker.
5. make sure it's not a kid. no life trauma here! just trauma after age 20..tongue.gif
6. make sure she doesn't have a lot of clothes on. you wanna do this quick and easy..
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 04:34 PM
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What the fack.
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*Gasp.* ohmy.gif
Why encouuuuurage them?
Awell, I'm SURE most of the guys around here know better.
Hopefully. mellow.gif
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 04:47 PM
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ain't you suppossed to be making posotive points?...bad topic
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 05:25 PM
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You are a very disturbing individual blink.gif .
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 05:28 PM
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LMFAO.

ahem. i mean... ew. no. that's so wrong. you evil pervert you. this thread should be closed.

:snicker:
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 05:38 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

you funny kid.
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 06:30 PM
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do you do sexual harrasment? that is so f_ckin wrong
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 06:40 PM
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Hehe. This made me laugh.

What a naughty kid you are shifty.gif .
Yet... they are very true.. *cough*

happy.gif
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 06:57 PM
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QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 21 2004, 4:53 PM)
1. make sure they're f*cking hot. don't wanna be all over a girl who's ooooogly.
2. talk to her first and test out her voice. if it's too high, screw it. you won't even be ABLE to do anything to her if her screaming kills you first.
3. make sure she's alone. but ya know, better yet, if you wanna get frisky, get her with one of her girlfriends. double time! shifty.gif
4. make sure you're not in a public place. you'll get arrested quicker.
5. make sure it's not a kid. no life trauma here! just trauma after age 20..tongue.gif
6. make sure she doesn't have a lot of clothes on. you wanna do this quick and easy..

blink.gif

*walks away*
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 07:17 PM
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This post has been edited by gothicvengeance: Nov 2 2004, 06:01 PM
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE(gothicvengeance @ Oct 21 2004, 8:17 PM)
lollllllllll i don't want to spoil it but this was a forum dare...

.. So why did you just say that?
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 07:32 PM
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QUOTE(gothicvengeance @ Oct 21 2004, 6:17 PM)
lollllllllll i don't want to spoil it but this was a forum dare...

stubborn.gif not cool, dude.
and your sig is too wide. make it smaller please.
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 08:45 PM
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hahahahahaha now that this has been sufficiently spoiled, it turned out better than i expected^^
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 05:32 AM
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QUOTE(gothicvengeance @ Oct 22 2004, 10:17 AM)
lollllllllll i don't want to spoil it but this was a forum dare...

you SUCK!!!!! yooooooooo SUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

* ahem* but yeh man you and the person that ruined my dare SUCK!!!
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 02:29 PM
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I'm sure it's not to be taken seriously.
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 03:26 PM
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QUOTE(VaguelyAware @ Oct 21 2004, 3:53 PM)
1. make sure they're f*cking hot. don't wanna be all over a girl who's ooooogly.
2. talk to her first and test out her voice. if it's too high, screw it. you won't even be ABLE to do anything to her if her screaming kills you first.
3. make sure she's alone. but ya know, better yet, if you wanna get frisky, get her with one of her girlfriends. double time! shifty.gif
4. make sure you're not in a public place. you'll get arrested quicker.
5. make sure it's not a kid. no life trauma here! just trauma after age 20..tongue.gif
6. make sure she doesn't have a lot of clothes on. you wanna do this quick and easy..

pinch.gif PERV!
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 03:31 PM
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Thank you. I'll make sure to put into practice starting tomorrow.
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Oct 22 2004, 2:31 PM)
Thank you. I'll make sure to put into practice starting tomorrow.

hahaha! laugh.gif you're funny seon ho.
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 07:30 PM
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*puts away his notepade*

*walks away*

shifty.gif whistling.gif
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 12:02 AM
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you need....

7. make sure she is fat so there is plenty more to hold....

pffft how could you forget that
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 12:32 AM
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... er... *looks around* _unsure.gif
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 01:50 AM
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Can I use this on guys!! biggrin.gif [squeals]
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 03:47 AM
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confusing but ok
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 08:46 AM
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LMAO...

whatever.
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 09:30 AM
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QUOTE(khanhibus @ Oct 22 2004, 2:29 PM)
I'm sure it's not to be taken seriously.

shes not a perv, it was a joke
 
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