the guy`s rule, xDDDD Options

[lilxroxy]

the guy`s rules

Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. [i don`t complain. so shut up]

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. [hey. i like ball games too!]

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. [if walking is a sport. why can`t shopping be?!]

1. Crying is blackmail. [*tears*]

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! [i want you to love me. is that clear enough?!]

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. [fair enough ^^]

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. [@@ GASP!!]

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. [FINE. AND I THOUGHT YOU ACTUALLY CARED. :slap:]

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes. [i only have: 5 pair of sneakers, 19 flip flops, and 7 sandals. xD thats not a lot considering my cousin has 2 closets O__O]

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. [ur welcome.]

1. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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thanks to which ever man person wrote that. :] i learnt alot.

[pikimoo]

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! [i want you to love me. is that clear enough?!]

Hate that one. I have troubles expressing myself.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. [@@ GASP!!]

That's mean.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.

Yeah.. all of my guy friends see orange as red and orchid as purple or pink.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. [FINE. AND I THOUGHT YOU ACTUALLY CARED. :slap:]

I hate that. Once again, troubles with expression.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

LIES!

[TheSilenceInDict...]

Shouldn't this be moved to humor or one of the lockers?

[miszkristinexox]

eh? i dont like these.

[sharerol]

eh? i dont like these.

Yeah. It's interesting and all, but I don't like reading long topics, to be honest. Heh, maybe I'll read the rest later.

[imadorkabledxd]

1. Crying is blackmail. [*tears*]

hahahah so true

[ANG33ZY]

lol

[sharerol]

lol

Ooh spam. ^^
Anyhows, lilxroxy, are you a guy or a girl?

[jnukes]

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. [FINE. AND I THOUGHT YOU ACTUALLY CARED. :slap:]

that's actually true. if you say 'nothing', hah. that's your fault. you should've said something else

[lilxroxy]

^ buh it`s the second "whats wrong" that matters...^

i`m a girl thank you very much.. :]

oh yeah. my name is roxanne

[someflipguy]

HAHA...1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. [@@ GASP!!]

That one is funny as hell!

and...circle is a shape...lmfao