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 Oct 20 2004, 09:06 AM
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 Melissa <3  Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,580  |
Okay, I made this funny Lib and had to share it!
The Love Letter My Darling Nick, I am writing to tell you that I think you are incredibly kind. I break out in a sweat every time I see you mini golfing. I dream about us running away to Chicago and raising cats until we are 24. We'll name our children after Blair and Angelina Jolie, and live in a cabin in the mountains. I can hardly wait to kiss your legs again... Please meet me tomorrow dressed in the pink bra I sent you for Christmas Eve, and we'll celebrate our wonderful love together. Your carrot, Melissa Make your own! |
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Oct 20 2004, 09:17 AM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D: Group: Member Posts: 2,008 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,432 |
teehee. look at this one.
Personal Ad Hi, I am 5 years old with vociferous hair and red eyes and I love playing DDR. I despise ska music and penguins. I love to skate and I collect Gwen Stefani memorabilia in my free time. I'd like to meet someone who is wonderful, likes running and bears and is looking for they. I would prefer someone who doesn't jump or skip. quiet yeah. i didn't know what an abstract noun was xP |
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Oct 20 2004, 06:13 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
Haha, I love libs...here's mine:
Dear Diary, Today was so perfect! I bumped into Kyle at Old Navy today and OMIGOD!!, was I purplishly pink! Later that day I saw Meagan walking her panda. I tried not to stare but what was that pink thing on her lips? Oh well, tonight should be [/I], I'm going to meet some friends for a koala dinner and then we're going to practice our hilary duff |
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Oct 21 2004, 12:34 AM
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 extraordiNARY Group: Member Posts: 257 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,428 |
One Hot Night
One hot night Geraldo took me to the Hawaii. We were going to do things that mamma or daddy wouldnt like to know! Geraldo said " Wow! I just slapped his Arm and told him to go get the Pepsi . We then just made out and started getting freaky. All of a sudden were saw Leslie getting it on with Leslie on top of a car! I seen Big sex toys and Soft rubbers! Wow, that was one hot night. Now I am very Happy, adios my boy toy is here! Love, [I]Nary[/I] HAHA...that was awesome..;] |
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Oct 21 2004, 01:20 AM
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Personal Ad
Hi, I am 83 years old with retarded hair and green eyes and I love ice hockey. I despise techno music and sheep. I love to skip and I collect johnny depp memorabilia in my free time. I'd like to meet someone who is fridgid, likes swimming and eats and is looking for sex. I would prefer someone who doesn't kiss or punch. yeh that was soo random |
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Oct 25 2004, 01:16 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
The Wedding
You couldn't believe you going through with this wedding. it seemed like just 2 days ago you two had just met. A second later Kevin comes up and says let go for a run. Is he out of his mind? you say yes then 7 minutes later you noticed you missed the wedding. When you tell Kevin He says I know we missed the wedding thats what I planned. You were so horney that you slapped him on the Boob |
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