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 Aug 31 2004, 02:58 PM
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
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Oct 9 2004, 02:30 PM
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lmao!
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Oct 23 2004, 06:07 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
LOL. It makes sense, actually. Great comparison =)
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Oct 23 2004, 06:53 PM
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 Dark Lord of McCandless Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 |
QUOTE(Days Nearly Over @ Aug 31 2004, 9:55 PM) But the man didn't put money into the woman. =X He could have. |
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Oct 24 2004, 09:42 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
whoa. smart :]
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Oct 24 2004, 01:22 PM
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 bite my butt Group: Member Posts: 54 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,458 |
thats smart, haha.
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