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 Oct 12 2004, 03:44 PM
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i say" f.cuk you"
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Oct 12 2004, 05:50 PM
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i usually say
"Dude.. why dont u just like go home and masturbate." 
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Oct 12 2004, 08:41 PM
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*friend makes a statement about themselves or anything about their personal life*
me - "okay, look around" *friend looks around* me - "see any body that cares?" PWNED.. everytime... haha =] |
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Oct 13 2004, 04:03 PM
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 ...jUs CaLL mE tEe... Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,234 |
^^ nicee!! i should use that sumtyme!!
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Oct 16 2004, 02:59 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,404 |
" your a smartass. " "its better than being a dumbass."
or " go die. " |
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Oct 16 2004, 03:11 PM
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"go f*cking suck a dick u mexican fuckbag"-me
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Oct 16 2004, 07:09 PM
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 Seien Sie bitte mein Geliebter! Group: Member Posts: 660 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,436 |
QUOTE(acidbreeze @ Sep 23 2004, 7:25 PM) I love them right back. A lot of people call me a fag, I say Spiderman has made gay. They have no clue what that means, so then I take my tutu off. ///CB- Most of your comebacks suck. I'll just prove their ignorance. You totally read my mind. |
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Oct 17 2004, 02:50 AM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
QUOTE(stephinika @ Sep 22 2004, 6:06 PM) mm yeah i have no specific ones...the only ones i can think of are really lame haha but if i got shot at with a comment, i can usually return a comeback pretty quickly. but on the spot? its kinda hard... yeah hm...i can't really think now..but if someone dissed me right now I could probably write some |
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Oct 22 2004, 08:26 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
bleh...I wouldn't really say I'm that good with comebacks, I've been through some times in which all I say is something like "shut up"...but I usually use some of these:
(to guys)"Go fcuk yourselves...oh wait you can't because you are lacking in genitals." Okay, that's nice. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. Will you please do everyone a favor and just go kill yourself? Looks like someone was dropped on their head as a child... OR, just the usual curses...you know...fcuk you, shut the fcuk up...yeah. |
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Oct 23 2004, 06:04 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
If it's a face to face thing...I just ignore them. It pisses people off. Or they insult me, and I stare at them for like 3 seconds, say "sure" and return to my work.
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Oct 23 2004, 07:01 PM
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 Dark Lord of McCandless Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 |
We will bury you!
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Oct 23 2004, 08:00 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
your mom has always worked well for me haha
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Oct 24 2004, 09:24 AM
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i use.. "make urself useful and wipe my @$$" or.. "its easy to run ur mouth with nothin in it.. but try to talk ur sh*t when ur giving a bl*wjob u nasty f*ck!!"
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Oct 26 2004, 12:38 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
REDRUM!! MUAHAHAHA!!!
Okay..thats not funny! yikes! I scared myself! |
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Oct 26 2004, 01:08 PM
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'go fly a kite.'
people said that in PA. that was stupid. |
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Oct 26 2004, 11:33 PM
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 Quand j'étais jeune... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 |
QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Oct 23 2004, 7:01 PM) We will bury you! Yea, that one's a classic. 
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Oct 26 2004, 11:38 PM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
"You look like you belong in second grade, shorty"
"Well, you belong in a <draws imaginary square with fingers> box!"  Man, the people in my school need to get better comebacks.
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Oct 26 2004, 11:43 PM
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SOS Brigade!! Group: Member Posts: 2,573 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,775 |
All very old and very lame
"everyone needs an ass but not a smart ass" "why don't you go stick a battery up your ass and feel the power" "i'll surely have nightmares thanks to your face" "Hey b*tch!, oo how'd you know I was talking to you" "Shut up with your 2nd grade crap" |
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Oct 27 2004, 08:41 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
haha i like the cardboard box one
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Oct 27 2004, 08:56 PM
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 Call me Emily <33. Group: Member Posts: 713 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,579 |
Haha the other day I was arguing with this little kid (lame...i know)
him: why dont you shutup?! me: this is stupid..im not going to fight with a 2 year old kid. him: IM NOT 2! me:..my bad, 3. i thought it was funny.
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Oct 27 2004, 09:00 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
^lol, good one. =D
i just thought of one a few days ago.. person - 'F*CK YOU!' me - 'your mom already did that for me' |
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Nov 13 2004, 10:04 AM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105 |
who pissed in ur cherrios
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Nov 13 2004, 03:43 PM
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 team late night queen Group: Member Posts: 1,602 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,861 |
hmm
person: f*ck you me: ewww!!! person: .. umm.. what? me: your face! ahaha lol.. that ones stupid.. but i have many.. like. oh.. do me a favor nd suck your d*ick.. OH WAITT!! i forgot.. you don't have one! i have more.. but it just depends on what im talking about.. like.. my friends boyfriend.. ugh. he pisses me off. he was like.. at least ******* wants to have sex with me. nd i was like :then why hasn't she yet? oh.. shes scared of catchin your crabs. ugh.. that guy pisses me off soo much..lol. yepp. "do us all a favor nd stick your head out of your ass nd shut the f*ck up." yepp |
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Nov 13 2004, 03:55 PM
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 samurai champloo! Group: Member Posts: 748 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 2 |
Wow these all sound so... corny
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Nov 17 2004, 04:22 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
i just cuss them out. they usually shut up after that. but then again, people dont diss me, i diss them lol
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